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    Hermione and Draco have nominated Harry for the upcoming magical edition of Queer Eye! Can the Fab Five save Harry from himself, given that he's developed an unhealthy dependency on the Resurrection Stone?

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    6/8
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    15
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    22
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    8
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    The Fab 5’s publicists and agents decided to go off on a wild limb and book them THE Jake Bryan interview. They’re also relatively desperate because this is the first month without lockdown restrictions. Jake Bryan is a comedian just starting out, and the Fab 5 agents are like “why the hell not”. He gets vetted. Little do they know that this will be the worst interview of their lives.

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    1/1
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    Wuxian is struggling taking care of himself and his son. His family decides he needs help.
    Enter the fab 5.

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    English
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    8,068
    Chapters:
    7/7
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    22
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    98
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    17
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    1554
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    basically i had a fever dream where matt went on queer eye via foggy's nomination and it was actually really cute so i ended up writing it. this is 100% a self-indulgent fluffy comfort fic that literally no one asked for, but i am writing anyway.

    or: matt learns to accept himself, his sexuality, and not be a self-destructive idiot for once, with help from a certain group of five queer people.

    Language:
    English
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    15,679
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    114
    Kudos:
    275
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    43
    Hits:
    3345
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    Jared is a young guy from a trailer park that wins in the jackpot in the Lottery. Then he meets Jensen rich, goodlooking and old money, so everything should be fine, right? Only Jared´s family is difficult. His sister tends to steal, his brother doesn´t see why he should work when Jared won 998,536,258 $ and his mother doesn´t want to be bothered as long as she can watch TV. Can Jared finally see that his family is the trash everybody sees in them or will he give up Jensen and stay with his family?

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    English
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    29,060
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    1558
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    When Nora texted Henry with the bright bloody idea to sign his boyfriend up for a reality TV show called Queer Eye, they agree and believe that it's the funniest (and most effective) way to get Alex organized. However, Henry realizes a bit too late that he doesn't know how his plans—or lack thereof—to propose will tie into his and Nora's idea.

    Or, Henry feels guilty about wanting Alex to organize himself a bit better.

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    1/1
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    1
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    22
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    3
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    342
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    The Jedi and the Mandalorians follow similar ways.
    At least, from the point of view, of one Din Djarin.

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    88,049
    Chapters:
    30/?
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    372
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    470
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    146
    Hits:
    17776
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    Los Jedi y los Mandalorianos, siguen caminos similares.
    Al menos, desde el punto de vista, de un tal Din Djarin.

    Language:
    Español
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    84,529
    Chapters:
    30/?
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    98
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    67
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1049
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    Ted gets nominated for Queer Eye!

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    259
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    317
    Bookmarks:
    41
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    3766
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    When the Fab 5 are called to help a middle aged karate sensei get a new look, little do they know they are going to make him see what his heart really desires.

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    English
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    3,359
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    180
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    Joe submits Nicky's name for a Queer Eye makeover.

    A 15 minute full-cast multivoice podfic with music!

    Language:
    English
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    38
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    299
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    Alphonse and Mustang nominate Edward to Queer Eye, and some deep-buried issues are unexpectedly confronted. Crack taken seriously. Post-Promised Day.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/8
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    307
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    In a miraculous world where they have the ability to see ghosts, the Fab 5 descend upon Button House to transform the Captain (and, well, everyone).

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1143
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    “Our hero this week is Sensei Johnny Lawrence,” Karamo read off the pad. “He’s a 53-year-old, 6-foot-tall master of karaté.”

    “Hm, sounds delish,” cooed Jonathan.

    Written for the Allvalley100 crossover challenge

    Language:
    English
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    1,600
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    The Fab Five drive into Shadyside, Ohio for a very special episode.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    18
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    181
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    In which Narnia is visited by the Queer Eye and Leverage teams, Susan visits Westeros in turn and Death (Discworld) makes an appearance.

    Or:
    Narnia crossovers written for the 3 sentence ficathon.

    Language:
    English
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    1,116
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    36
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    A short series of vignettes in which each of the Fab Five get a turn to show off a skill and explore their friendships with each other. Five stories about owning your identity, the upsides of vulnerability, chafing, laundry detergent, and Egg McMuffins.

    (No romance, no sex—go elsewhere. Some cuddles if you’re lucky.)

    Language:
    English
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    12,514
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1181
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    Tan France's Indian restaurant is a fixture in downtown New York City until it's threatened by a new trendy diner across the street and its hotshot owner (also by Tan's controlling tendencies). When tragedy strikes that diner, they must join forces to keep making food-- the only thing they can connect over.

    [AU fic in which Tan and Antoni are rivals with romantic tension, Karamo is a loyal patron who interferes, Jonathan is a sassy head waiter, and Bobby is a famous food critic. Many other fandoms sprinkled throughout.]

    Language:
    English
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    47,458
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1484
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    Jonathan knows college will be better than high school, but he’s still anxious. Is he going to be able to finally live a “normal” life with “normal” friends, just like his parents seem to want, or is he going to be able to follow his dreams and go to beauty school?

    His goal of normalcy seems farther away than ever once he finds that his primary source of advice is his favorite childhood toys that have come to life.

    (AU with a fantasy edge)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,526
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    277
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    Они стоят и разговаривают с минуту, с потом Джонатан неожиданно спрашивает:

     

    — Тут когда-нибудь была, ну, история невзаимной однополой любви? Типа момента из «Горбатой Горы», когда кто-то просто влюбился, когда не надо?

     

    Луи чувствует, как ком встаёт у него в горле, пока Джонатан сверкает глазами, умоляя сказать «да». Ему удаётся оглядеться и увидеть задумчивые взгляды на лицах коллег, прежде чем они отрицательно качают головами.

     

    — Не здесь , — наконец отвечает Лиам.

     

    Когда программа «Натурал глазами гея» врывается в маленький город и пожарную станцию Луи, чтобы преобразить его лучшего друга и коллегу Лиама, старательно выстроенные стены Томлинсона начинают рушиться, и ему приходится столкнуться с его страхами — единственным парнем, с которым он когда-либо мог представить своё будущее.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    50,866
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    148

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