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    Keith finally gets the chance to visit his best friend, Lance, after too many months apart. It's like they say, distance makes the heart grow fonder. Also, Lance is really particular about his fancy new couch for some reason.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    oh no. my dentist is gonna complain, because ALL OF MY TEETH ARE GONE. ROTTING OF THE SWEETNESS GODDAMNIT

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    [1:34 pm] lanceroo: one hour and eighteen minutes done, one hour and forty-nine minutes to go
    we just stopped for gas and snacks
    [1:34 pm] hunk o’cheese: and? have you done anything stupid
    your words, not mine
    [1:34 pm] lanceroo: not yet, but it’s becoming increasingly more difficult
    he has his hair pulled back
    [1:35 pm] hunk o’cheese: oof. how are you holdin up buddy
    [1:35 pm] lanceroo: the thought of holding his hand has only crossed my mind about several hundred million times so far
    [1:35 pm] hunk o’cheese: you are so brave

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    02 Jun 2026

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    not lance googleing „how to show your crush that you love them without telling them“ BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CANON

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    “I meant, you and Keith should join us. Make it a double date!”

     

    And. Oh. Oh fuck no. It’s one thing for Lance to have lied about his non-existent romantic relationship with Keith, which was a mess he was going to have to clean up somehow, but quite another to fake said relationship in front of Hunk and Allura, both incredibly perceptive. Lance had only lied because he didn’t think he’d actually have to pretend to be dating Keith, because he’d figured he’d make up some bullshit excuse later, like they broke up or something, and no one would be the wiser. But this? This complicates things.

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    Lance just wants to be a good friend, but that apparently includes having to pretend to date Keith, and let's just say, things kinda spiral from there.

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    31 May 2026

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    THATS WHAT THE FANS WANNA SEE I can‘t believe I‘m actually reading the ancient texts (ff) from 2016??! crazy times

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    “So, uh,” Keith starts, and Lance notices the way he shifts, like he’s not quite sure how to say what he wants to say. “How are we gonna...do this?”

    Before answering the question, Lance makes a quick list in his head of things he should never do:

    1. Ask the boy he has a huge crush on to be his fake boyfriend for the sake of proving a point (even if Lance thinks he’s going to say no, because apparently he might actually say yes!)
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    31 May 2026

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    (00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose?
    (00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake?
    (00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it?
    (00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy...
    (00:33) Cause, you know, her threes could very easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones?
    (00:45) What
    (00:46) The
    (00:46) Fuck???
    (00:47) Oh good, you are awake!


    where lance messages the wrong number and things kind of snowball from there

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    28 May 2026

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    THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING REASON I ACED MY MATH EXAM. I AM- WOW- AHHHH