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Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
25 Jul 2026
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In the wake of the 2026 FIFA World Cup, Erling Haaland's sex-tape is leaked.
What'd generally be considered an embarrassing but ultimately forgettable incident is made all the more scandalous when the tape's co-star is revealed to be Jude Bellingham, the Prince of Wales.
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26 Jul 2026
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“I haven’t had my first kiss, either.”
“What?!” Jude shouts at him, even though he’s only a foot away on the couch.
Or, a younger Jude and Erling, drunk in his apartment in Dortmund, explore their feelings when Jude teaches Erling how to kiss.
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26 Jul 2026
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Trapped together at a secluded Swiss retreat, Real Madrid’s Jude Bellingham and Manchester City’s Erling Haaland are caught in a quiet war of mixed signals, where Erling hides a years-long feelings behind blunt Nordic silence and Jude mistakes his stoic care—like custom smoothies and pre-warmed foam rollers—for cold indifference.
The illusion shatters when Jude overhears Erling confess his deep fear of rejection to Jack Grealish, prompting Jude to step into his space with a steaming mug of tea and drop a game-changing truth:
"I wouldn't say no, Erling."
Now, with the silent tension broken and their feelings exposed, they must navigate prying teammates, sharp family interventions, and high-stakes Champions League clashes as their secret pining evolves from quiet denial into an undeniable bond.
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23 Jul 2026
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Five years ago, Jude Bellingham and Erling Haaland said goodbye at Borussia Dortmund, promising that distance wouldn't change anything between them. And somehow, they kept that promise.
Across different leagues, countries, and clubs, they remained each other's constant. Late-night calls became routine, endless messages bridged the distance, and somewhere between shared victories and whispered congratulations, friendship quietly became something neither of them dared acknowledge.
Then, after the 2026 World Cup, Manchester City brought them back together, and now, for the first time in five years, they were again sharing the same pitch, the same dressing room, and the same city. They finally have everything they thought they wanted.
Until they realize it's a lot harder to pretend you're just best friends when the person you love is standing right beside you.
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22 Jul 2026
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What if Haaland finally joined Real Madrid?
Jude starts pulling away, leaving Erling to break in silence.
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22 Jul 2026