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In an attempt to heal Professor Sharp of his blasted leg, the new fifth-year gets more than she bargained for.
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There is a Better World by uptownfunk
Fandoms: Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jan 2026
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They were in the past. Somehow.
Harry couldn’t help but feel relief. To be back at Hogwarts, without the looming threat of Voldemort and the war, was a breath of fresh air he didn’t even know he needed. It was as if he was underwater all these past months and he was finally coming up for air.
Or, Harry, Ron, and Hermione, while at their Forest of Dean campsite, find themselves in sent back to Hogwarts in 1891.
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you're free to have everything you can see by FroyoBoyo
Fandoms: 타인은 지옥이다 | Strangers From Hell (TV)
03 Jun 2026
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"You couldn't be like this with anyone else. Nobody could take it."
Not like I do.
It goes unspoken, but it lands in the tiny gap between their writhing bodies, an uncomfortable weight.
Or; Moonjo tries to convince Jongwoo of something they both already know.
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- Part 3 of Mjjw soup
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03 Jun 2026
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Harvey picks up Mike in the pilot instead of Miss Eat-It-Off-My-Stomach. Mike isn't easy, in any sense beyond the obvious.
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25 May 2026
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Suits Meme Fill: During a case it comes out that Mike has never had sex, which causes Harvey to develop a slight obsession.
EDIT June 2026: I do not know where all of you are coming from in TWENTY TWENTY SIX but thanks for the kudos
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25 May 2026
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When Tom had decided to skim through the employee emails, he hadn’t expected to find people speculating about him and Greg.
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10 May 2026
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“Indeed, she does have some mouth on her,” Rookwood purrs. “But I’m sure we could put it to much better use.”
Some part of Sharp screams: He’s taunting you, searching your limits, fishing for the right leverage. Don’t fall for it, it’s a ploy to get you talking. A tactic he himself often used in interrogation. He never knew it would work on him, though, and suddenly he finds himself feeling like a fly caught in a honey-trap, and between the swirling mass of images from the morning still stuck in his mind, Rookwood’s perfume still lodged in his nose, and the memory of her body pressed into his, the thing that comes out of his mouth is, “We?”
Rookwood grins, sly, victorious. He shrugs.
“I don’t mind sharing.”
Or: A girl with ancient magic bubbling beneath her skin, a Potions Professor plagued by pain and unfulfilled ambitions, and a dark wizard thirsting for revenge find themselves tangled in a deal neither of them wants, but everyone profits from.