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Loona had never exactly known the bird, back when he and Blitzø were bumpin’ their regularly scheduled uglies. The only two or so times they’d interacted had been neutral at best, marginally annoying at worst, and they always involved him asking after Blitzø anyway. She’d always gotten the impression that he wasn’t terribly interested in anything she had to offer besides transferring the phone line.
The day he proved her wrong was the day she realized she cared more than she’d thought.
Or, a post-mastermind character study of Loona and her relationship with Stolas, formerly of the Ars Goetia.
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- Part 2 of couch brainrot
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Stolas looked down, silently taking in the heart-shaped pancakes Blitzø had meticulously cut out. They were choppy and uneven, the strawberry eyes were two days old and a bit mushy and the blueberry beak looked more like a button nose atop the bacon smile, but
“Oh— S-Stolas? Hey, Stolas, I’m sorry—”
“H-huh?” Stolas glanced up at Blitzø, unaware of the stream of tears pouring down his face.
Or, a self-indulgent study of the morning after Mastermind.
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- Part 1 of couch brainrot
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The first week was the worst. No, the first month was the worst. It was like being trapped inside the world’s most fucked-up saw trap. It was like cocooning within the vast expanse of an endless black hole.
It was the memories, and the way it was impossible to escape them
Or, a short, introspective piece about breakups, and how they can poison a person's (or a demon's) psyche.
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one in his heart and three in each side, knives by stolbits
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Sep 2024
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To everyone's great surprise, Blitzø Buckzo's relationship with sex used to be rather perturbing. Sometimes, you're just a dick with legs and the only way to feel something is by utilizing your one redeeming quality, even if it's at the expense of yourself. Even if it's to hurt yourself.
Or, three nights where Blitzø uses sex as a means of self harm.
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Hiatus induced brainrot involving couch
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Blitz is a down-on-his-luck comedian wasting away his shitty life in the living world. Then he trips and falls into a summoning ritual for the demon prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia, and things sure do happen!
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17 Nov 2025
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Tonight's Relationship Has Been Delayed On Account of Rain by TayV_Time
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
10 Aug 2025
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Spamton, Tenna, and the TV World crew have spent all day hurriedly preparing for the big rainy-day movie marathon!
It would certainly be a shame if the power went out!
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25 Aug 2025
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Tonight’s Relationship Has Been Edited For Content by TayV_Time
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
08 Aug 2025
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Tenna and Spamton are suddenly forced to turn a tipsy one-night stand into tech support. Emotions ensue.
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25 Aug 2025
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More concerning was Stolas. Sure, the prince was powerful as fuck, but he was also a high-ranking noble. Getting permanently erased from existence would do more than cause political headaches—it would probably start an inter-class war or some shit. Plus...
The thought of Stolas just... not existing anymore made something twist painfully in Blitzø's chest. But he didn’t have time to examine that right now.
"Get back to the office," he hissed at Stolas. "I'll handle this."
Stolas accompanies Blitzø on a mission as a reward and is exactly as distracting as you might expect. Set post Harvest Moon Festival, pre Truth Seekers.
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For lis_lass, my pairing for the HBCupids event! Thank you so much for the fun prompt and trope suggestions, I really really hope you like this! :)
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15 Feb 2025
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three drinks later, you're back in my arms by covetimp
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
24 Oct 2024
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Because ‘friends’ is such a flexible moniker, is it not? A simple kiss upon a friend’s hand is considered polite; a kiss to their cheek a kindly greeting; and a kiss of their lips—
(or stolas and blitzø try to be Friends Only and fail miserably after a night out drinking; speculative post-s2 setting)