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  1. Public Bookmark 35

    i'm the bitch and you're the boss by

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    16 Jun 2022

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    “I’ll ask again,” Diego sits up straight, tilting his chin upwards in that annoyingly pompous way he always does, “HP… have you ever considered the possibilities that Cream Starter offers you? I mean, you know,” he crosses his arms in front of him; Hot Pants almost thinks it might be a tiny sign of shame… but that couldn’t possibly be true. This is Diego Brando, after all.

    “What?” Hot Pants narrows their eyes, “‘I know’ what? Finish the question.”

    Diego scoffs, pouts, then continues, “I mean in intimate situations. Do I really need to spell it out for you? Are you that much of a prude?”

    The question doesn’t shock them at this point. After all, he’s been hinting at it all evening, for who knows what reason.

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  2. Public Bookmark 42

    Taking Initiative by

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    01 Feb 2020

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    Four friends get together to try out a unique tabletop RPG called Steel Ball Run.
    It goes about as well as one would expect.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    and the PTA meetings are worse by for hitoshura

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    07 Mar 2019

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    Love thy neighbor. Or hate them. Hate them so passionately you trim your hedges in the shape of 'get fucked' in hopes of ruining their day.

    A collection of AU short stories about mudad, oradad, and suburbia.

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    14 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 93

    Uncle Diego by

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    04 Apr 2020

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    Diego Brando's night is ruined when his brother Dio shows up on his doorstep with instructions to care for Giorno for a week. After three tons of chocolate, some very messy diapers, a ruined couch and a missed date, Diego discovers he knows nothing about children. To make matters worse, Giorno has been befriended by the two people he hates most; Johnny Joestar and Gyro Zeppeli, who make it their mission to see that Diego learns how to be a proper childcare expert. Can the four of them survive a week? Will they even be able to become....Frenemies?

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Thanks All Around by

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    29 Apr 2018

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    Giorno needs help scaring off his strict father, Mista wants a quick buck and a homecooked meal. Somebody is going to get married.

    Based on that viral Craigslist ad with the convict offering to ruin a Thanksgiving in exchange for food.

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    13 Jun 2026