sheistheweapon
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- NCIS (TV 2003) (27)
- NCIS: Tony & Ziva (TV 2025) (10)
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"Albeit not perfect, not easy, not a fairytale of epic proportions, life had been kinder to them in the last eighteen months than it maybe had in years... A fairytale wasn’t required to write their book."
Inevitably Tony and Ziva's "fairytale" was filled with the unplanned and the unexpected, though those were always the things that kept their strings tied to one another. They just hadn't been so prepared for a second knot. An earth shattering, life changing, how could this possibly be happening to them kind of knot. Some things were simply inevitable.
POST NCIS: Tony & Ziva - 1x10 (Full Circle)
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You Only Live Twice by sheistheweapon
Fandoms: NCIS: Tony & Ziva (TV 2025), NCIS (TV 2003)
07 May 2026
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They had after all been reminded how well they work together and what was one little undercover operation compared to days on the run anyway? It would be like the good ol' days for Tony and Ziva. Wouldn't it?
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Bedroom Eyes Like a Remedy by sheistheweapon
Fandoms: NCIS: Tony & Ziva (TV 2025), NCIS (TV 2003)
03 May 2026
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The wine is pouring. The apartment is quiet. Tony asks Ziva if starting over is something she ever thinks about; they are parents already after all, what would be so bad about doing it again? And what would be so bad about starting to try right away?
NSFW / POST NCIS: Tony and Ziva - 01x10 (Full Circle)
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If Love's a Tragic Story, Call It Me and You by sheistheweapon
Fandoms: NCIS: Tony & Ziva (TV 2025), NCIS (TV 2003)
08 Apr 2026
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Who were they to think that marriage was for them? No amount of lilacs or pretty white dresses or a setting in paradise could cover up the gaping holes they'd chosen to ignore. Tony and Ziva's fantasy had fallen apart and the only people they want are the very ones who broke them up: themselves.
NSFW//POST NCIS: Tony & Ziva: 1x09 (Ride or Die)
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When the Moon Hits Your Eye by sheistheweapon
Fandoms: NCIS: Tony & Ziva (TV 2025), NCIS (TV 2003)
14 Feb 2026
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On Valentine's day, their friends are celebrating entirely different than them, but Tony and Ziva are recalling a time when their lives were unimaginably different and just barely started with each other. There was a time that the moon hit their eyes and they never looked back.
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two hearts by Anonymous
Fandoms: Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order: Organized Crime (TV 2021)
12 Jul 2026
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On the night Kathy Stabler dies, two hearts collide creating another in return.
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04 Jul 2026
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on begged and borrowed time by indestinatus
Fandoms: NCIS (TV 2003), NCIS: Tony & Ziva (TV 2025)
30 May 2025
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On the run, Tony and Ziva hide in a safe house in the countryside of France. Years into knowing each other, lovers wasn’t the right word to describe them. Safe-house roomies was a surprising definition.
AKA the night Tony makes Ziva dinner, and quiet conversation becomes more. Set in the spin-off universe. The scene in the safe house from the trailer.
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Bookmarked by sheistheweapon
05 Jun 2025
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Six months after 11x02, Gibbs is working on a new boat when he gets a visit. After all that happened, he’s surprised she’s in his basement, back in Washington, DC.
He’s even more surprised she’s pregnant.
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09 Apr 2025
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“How could you keep her away from me?”, he asked her, struggling to keep his voice down, “After what happened in Israel, after I told you that I loved you…fuck, Ziva”.
“I…”, Ziva took a deep breath before looking for the blue crayon and starting on the background, a mask of distant coldness suddenly colouring her features, “It does not matter now. You shouldn’t be here, you should be keeping her safe”.Or: Tony finds Ziva in Cairo and, once again, it all started with Ari Haswari
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04 Jan 2025
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Stakeouts, Secrets, and Other Simple Things (SSAOST) by andipxndy, Whoa_MyNinja
Fandoms: NCIS
30 Dec 2024
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Rule 100: You don't keep secrets from the people you love, unless it's a matter of life or death.
One blood test.
One secret.
One family.
When a blood test reveals some life-changing news, will it bring people together, or will it threaten to destroy everything?
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28 Oct 2024