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In another life, Charlotte Matthews never gets in a plane crash. She has never even lived in Wiskayok, New Jersey.
Instead, Lottie moves to the gloomy town of Forks and meets the mysterious, alluring Natalie Scattorcio, and her life takes a thrilling and terrifying turn. With her porcelain skin, golden eyes, mesmerising voice, and supernatural gifts, Nat is both irresistible and impenetrable.
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(i suck at summaries so this is one is quite literally the blurb for twilight as this is a twilight au no one asked for but my soul needed)
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19 Jul 2026
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Lottie Matthews has spent most of her life following a future someone else planned for her. Graduate from Columbia. Join the family company. Become exactly who everyone expects her to be. Then her father gives her one fully funded year before any of it has to begin, and Lottie decides she would rather spend it driving across the United States and Canada in a renovated shuttle bus, stopping at every national park she can find.
There is only one problem: she has no intention of going without Natalie.
Natalie knows how to take apart an engine and turn Lottie’s meticulously organized plans into something they might actually survive. What she does not know is how to accept a year with no job waiting, no permanent address, and no guarantee about what comes afterward. Still, Lottie drew her guitar into the plans before she ever asked. So they buy an ugly old bus, build themselves a home inside it, and leave New York with a map full of green circles, far too much camping equipment, and no idea who they will be by the time they come back.
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Lottie and Natalie spend a year getting lost in the wilderness, living in eighty square feet, and discovering that home has never had much to do with where they park.
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12 Jul 2026
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Nat Scatorccio develops the world's least convenient crush.
Lottie Matthews develops the world's least convenient wet dreams.
God, presumably, is having a fantastic time.
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the fleabag au where nat accidentally falls in love, lottie commits about seventeen emotional felonies, and absolutely nobody has a good time.
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09 Jul 2026
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the many summer adventures of queer rising college freshmen by deadguysplane
Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV)
02 Jul 2026
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If you told ten-year-old Natalie Scatorccio that she’d end up being best friends to the point of regular hangouts with Laura Lee and Lottie fucking Matthews, she’d laugh in your face. No, seriously. The Jehovah’s Witness? The prissy, rich, stuck-up, filthy fucking rich girl?
If you told ten-year-old Natalie Scatorccio that she’d end up being best friends with Van Palmer, she’d probably look at you funny. Not because she can’t see that happening, but because that is her best friend, and you should probably go talk to five-year-old Natalie Scatorccio instead.
If you told ten-year-old Natalie Scatorccio that she'd end up having a big, fat, lesbian crush on, once again, Lottie fucking Matthews, and that she'd have to either get over her or get with her in two months, she'd probably pass away on the spot.
or: it’s the summer before college. nat and lottie refuse to talk or think about their evident feelings for one another, van thinks she might explode, and laura lee is probably a lesbian, but she has to be a counselor at bible camp so she doesn't really care about that right now.
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02 Jul 2026
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Nat is the only Spider-Man in New York City—until he wasn’t. A mysterious spider arrives to wreak havoc on his little world.
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SpiderNat and SpiderLot T4T
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14 Jun 2026