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A slice of life of Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy and a hotel room affair
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Pureblood Marriage Customs and Courting Rituals: A Guide for the Ambitious Witch by saneasluna
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Apr 2025
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Hermione Granger is an ambitious journalist working at Witch Weekly and trying to move on to political writing with a big scoop. Draco Malfoy is trying to redeem his name and return to wizarding society. They both think they can play the other to get what the want (ha). Premise is inspired by the rom com How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days, though the rest of the story will not adhere to the movie plot. This is not a retelling.
"he was a wizard that was much too confident in his abilities to woo witches, and as long as she played along as reasonably charmed, she should be able to get what she needed. In fact, he thought her innocent and swotty and easily flustered, like she’d been in school, she thought wryly, and she may very well be able to get under his skin."
"She thought he was lecherous and insincere, so he’d have to be the exact opposite, the perfect gentleman. The usual charm wouldn’t work with her, but there was something there between them. There had always been something there, and he would use it, lean into it." -
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And I just watched it happen
As the decade would play us for foolsSnippets following Hermione over the ten years after the war as she finds herself with the constant and unexpected companionship of one Draco Malfoy.
Based on the song Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus by Taylor Swift that grapples with the idea of losing the love of your life before you realized what they were, and now you’re watching each other’s lives play out with other people.
September 14 - Free Day - Right person/ wrong timeWeek 2 - Romance Tropes
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“I am a good host, but when the opportunity presents itself, I am also just a man with his needs,” he continued. He turned to face her, blocking out the firelight, and when the red in his eyes did not go away, she saw that he was not a man at all.
Another thrum in her chest went off, as he seemed to flash from across the room to be just in front of her. She jolted back, suddenly crowded by his presence, by the heat and scent and bulk of him towering over her.
Lord Malfoy stayed still, as if trying to calm a skittered animal. “You knew, didn’t you, in your bones? You know all this time, darling, and yet you walked all through the dark hallways in the cold, seeking me out, nothing defending you but a scrap of silk.” -
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”Is he watching?” Malfoy whispered behind her, his breath hot on her skin. Hermione felt his lips brush the shell of her ear as he spoke, and she suppressed a shiver, despite the humid night.
An excerpt from a slow burn fake dating couples vacation fic if I were to write one!
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Hermione thinks there’s something not quite right with the new defence against the dark arts professor. Something that has very little to do with his unorthodox teaching methods, nor his penchant for dark magic. No, there’s something not quite right with the sense of recognition she feels when she looks at him- recognition she can’t quite place, unnerving in a way she can’t describe.
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16 Jan 2026
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Post Hogwarts. Kids still at war. Angsty, angry, and men and women doing it in hotel rooms. This is obviously an AU by now.
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Les pèlerins: pilgrims; travelers on a journey to a holy place.
Hermione Granger refused to believe in fate.
She’d had enough of destiny and prophecies to last a lifetime.
But try as she may, she felt, sometimes, that an invisible golden thread stretched out and away from her.
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