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"Just realised the gaffer don't pat me bum, like, ever. Pep did it all the time."
Roy shrugs. "Americans. They think it's fucking sexual harassment or some shit."
Jamie makes a face like what the fuck. "It's nice, though," he says. "Like a little 'good lad' without having to speak, y'know? I like it." He takes a swig of water and bounces on the balls of his feet, awaiting further instructions.
"Then I'll stop fucking doing it," Roy grumps, but they both know he doesn't mean it.
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21 Jan 2026
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‘That’s the thing,’ Roy says. ‘He’s better than he’s ever been, but he’s holding something back. He does everything I tell him to, but not anything more. I know I ask a lot, but he’s capable of being fucking brilliant. He can jog halfway through the night and cycle the rest and still look like he could do a commercial for those stupid fucking shoes they all wear, and at some point it’s not fucking up to me anymore, it has to be about him pushing his own fucking self. I don’t know how to fucking motivate him!’
For a second, Roy thinks Keeley’s going to point out that his swearing gets even worse when he’s upset about something, which he can’t fucking help and it doesn’t fucking matter anyway. Then …
‘Blowjobs,’ Keeley says, in a very business-like tone.
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14 Jan 2026
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It's not like he wants Roy Kent saying nice things about him to be the only thing that gets him off, but he's got to work with what he's got.
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07 Jan 2026
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you're allowed to own a sex toy (you're even allowed to use it) by cloudassless
Fandoms: IT (2017), IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
30 Dec 2020
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Arms laden with candy, Eddie takes the stairs two at a time, balancing his precious cargo. He elbows the bedroom door out of his way and starts to say, "We don't even have 3 Musketeers, you picky asshole," but the words fizzle and die on his lips when he enters his room.
Richie is sitting cross-legged with his back against the headboard, nodding his head distractedly to the beat of the music. His glasses are pushed up on the top of his head, and his long, pale fingers are spinning Eddie's vibrator like it's a twirling baton.
UPDATE: 30/12/2020 (betcha didn't see that coming!)
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03 Dec 2025
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Shane is already four or five beers in when someone shoves their way through the bushes, which is why it's lucky for them that he just says "Ugh," instead of throwing the can at their head. There's only one--maybe two? left before he has to crawl back out and go home. Can't waste it. He chugs the rest, then hurls the empty in the general direction of the trash can. It pings off the edge and clatters to the bare ground. "Isn't there anywhere private in this shitty town?"
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