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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    Based on this evil tumblr blurb i wrote:

    Thinking about a robot who can make itself come, completely undetectable, getting off on simulations alone.
    From the outside, it looks like it's idling. Thinking.
    Being very professional.
    Internally, it's running a simulation so vivid that it isn't even present. It's mentally there- having its circuitry teasingly blown on, its wires licked and nibbled. Its optics flicker just slightly as it perfectly models its CPU being tampered with.
    And then it hard reboots. Lights die out, posture still rigid, servos locked.
    It shudders once as it comes back online, then stands innocuously in the same spot. Like nothing had happened. It might even insist that this was normal— a standard practice for units with advanced predictive modeling.

    The following text is only slightly less horny. Enjoy.

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    28 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    *THIS IS AN 8 PAGE COMIC*
    Spamton brats his way into a sticky situation..... sorry about this one!

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    05 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    monica's secret crush may not be so secret. (this is so short omg)

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    12 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    Joey reaches towards the tap, turning off the water, one hand still on Chandler’s knee, balancing.

    “Okay, ya ready?”

    Chandler sighs, and looks towards the tub. He can feel the warmth of the water from where he’s perched, steamy air inviting and enveloping him, but he can’t muster up the energy to move. To take his shirt off, much less undress completely. To slip into the warm water and hope that it washes away his sweat and his mopery.

    But he can’t move.

    OR,

    Chandler's depressed, and Joey helps him by giving him a bath.

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    12 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    It may be objectively uncomfortable to keep porn always playing on TV, but Chandler and Joey end up feeling… inspired by it.

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    12 Sep 2025