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Earth's #1 Xenobiologist (Rocky wears the strap) by beakus-freakus (Trixree)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
31 May 2026
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If this record is a confession, let it be a complete one: the human-thinking-machine Rocky was gifted has everything on it. With the aid of the device Rocky had made back aboard the Mary that translates light on Grace’s human-visual displays to texture on Rocky’s Eridian-sonar display, accessing all of humanity’s combined wisdom is as easy as making a database query.
Rocky consumes approximately 1,600 Earth-hours of human pornography before the ship’s engines cease to function, leaving it dead and stranded in space. Again.
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04 Jun 2026
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Grace points at the five tentacles.
“So. Normally these are inside of you. But they have some length to them, if they’re able to reach outside of your body entirely like this. Do…? I mean, has any Eridian tried putting them into another like, Eridian, or…?”
Rocky squeaks, a rush of air from his vents in a short burst. Scandalized.
“Put inside!? No no no. Disgust! Grace think like pervert! No no no.”
“It was an innocent question! Humans put their penises in any hole that can fit! Even stuff that isn’t alive, like, food or—”
Another squeal, this time Rocky stands on three legs. His two limbs used currently for his arms wave erratically.
“Perverted! Perverted! Perverted! Grace disgust! All human species disgust!”
Bookmarked by hazmat6
04 Jun 2026
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His voice is a low murmur, a dry whisper crawling from an ancient place, somewhere not of this world; his words sound like the faint wind drifting through an empty mausoleum, like a tomb closing over you.
“You forgot who created you. You buried your fear. I’m here to exhume it.”
Or: You're a vigilante and former patient of Dr. Jonathan Crane. You hunt him to end what he started, but he remembers you. And he’s not done studying you yet.
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- Part 2 of The Scarecrow x Reader
Bookmarked by hazmat6
17 May 2026
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For let it be morality to make him succumb to his own desires – his servitude and forfeiture to something greater than himself.
“Joker.”
“No one can hear us, Bats, look around! We’ve still got time before old Jimboy gets here! We can leave, right now, and be back in just a few weeks. Oh, hahaha, I can just picture it! So far away from the city that we can’t even hear them calling our names.” Joker’s practically shaking with excitement. “It would go off without a hitch, what with our two heads put together? I get shivers just thinking about it.”
Or the one in which Batman and Joker go on a holiday to Romania. Things don't go as planned and I still can't write fluff without angst.
Bookmarked by hazmat6
05 May 2026
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“What a way to go out,” Joker pants, laughing as his voice gets breathier and breathier with each touch, “I can see the headlines now; Joker and Batman found as flat as a pancake, mid-quickie; both with their pants around their ankles and their-”
“That’s pretty long for a headline,” Bruce quips, thrusting a hand into the man’s hair and tugging until their lips are slotted together once more.
(Or: Joker and Batman desecrate an old Ferris Wheel, and Bruce betrays his own ethics).
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29 Apr 2026