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    When he pokes his nose where he shouldn't Shane ends up being transferred to a small town in Nova Scotia, taking charge of the local police force. In this town nothing ever happens, and Shane soon becomes bored, he went from solving high-profile murders, to kicking teens out of local bars.

    He meets Ilya Rozanov, a barkeep and local handyman, who Shane is immediately drawn to. They start to casually see each other, and because Shane doesn't plan on staying long he doesn't intend to make their relationship any deeper.

    When a dead body shows up it turns the town upside down, and Shane has to uncover the truth. Eventually more bodies start showing up, and evidence starts pointing to those closest to him.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    "Did. You. Mean. It."

    Carter Vaughn doesn't mind if his afternoon nap gets interrupted for a good cause. Which is good for him because Shane Hollander is so far past asking permission he may well bulldoze them all into a different universe.

    Or: After Ilya gets outed in Sochi, Shane Hollander is determined to help. Carter, who possesses a healthy sense of self-preservation, is too smart to stand in his way—but, as it turns out, not quite smart enough to stay out of the drama.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    He was working in a pawn shop in Brighton Beach,
    'Til his bosses kicked him out in one of those crushing scenes.

    What was he to do?
    Where was he to go?
    He was out on his fanny.

    So over the bridge from Brooklyn to the Hollander's door,
    He was there because of Svetlana, but the father saw more.

    He had style,
    he had flair,
    he was there.

    That’s how he became The Manny!

    (A Hollanov/The Nanny AU)

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    28 May 2026

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    In which I put Hollanov into SituationsTM as if they were living in a procedural TV show land like Criminal Minds, The Rookie, Castle or Bones. Where, yes, hockey players attract a lot of trouble and then sort of end up solving crimes to save each other’s lives.

    ✨ Long live the power of looooooove and crazy shenanigans ✨

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    18 May 2026

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    Ilya clapped his hands decisively, the same way he did when the team was about to hit the ice. "Let me be your wingman. This will be fun."

    He meant it. He wanted to encourage Shane to embrace this, to see if it could help take some of the edge off this tense, tightly wound man sitting across from him.

    Shane bit his lip, and Ilya found his eyes fixating on his plush mouth. Ilya would have to organize a line, complete with a velvet VIP rope the first time he took Shane out on the town to get laid. He was stunning, and he seemed to have yet to realize it.

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    Shane is drafted to the Centaurs two years after Ilya. Ilya takes it upon himself to be rookie Shane's bisexual fairy godmother/wingman, and then immediately regrets it because he catches feelings.

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    13 May 2026