harmonicccauliflower
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Christian is from Pennsylvania, from Quaker land. Gio likes him without his beard so that he looks much younger, likes the smell of his shaving cream and standing by the sink watching half-asleep. “Does Hershey actually smell like chocolate?” he asked Christian the first time they slept together.
“Yeah,” Christian had said, and pinched his side. Gio couldn’t tell if he was fucking with him or not.
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Eleven or twelve and going hunting for the first time. South of Alentejo in late autumn, shaky hands holding a rifle too big for his heart. Look there, Pai says, and steadies his arm and fixes the scope. Come on, boy. It's only a deer.
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all that glitters is gold by harmonicccauliflower
Fandoms: Figure Skating RPF, Olympics RPF
15 Feb 2026
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Ilia kisses him, quiets him. His teeth click against Mikhail’s brace brackets. When they pull away, gasping open-mouthed, he feels guilty. They are born the same year, same age, six months apart, but the braces make Mikhail look childish, naive, hopeful. Ilia wants to bite them, wants to snag his teeth in the wires to feel at least something.
“You wanted this, didn’t you?” he sneers, to smother his own guilt. “Coming to my room just to make yourself feel better.” Mikhail nods quickly, dumbly. His eyes flicker everywhere except to Ilia’s own.
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- Part 1 of oral fixation
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They barely speak during practices but Christian keeps finding Viktor in feverish, hazy dreams— in the showers, on the beach, waiting in the backseat of his electric EX90. Every night, every time, he imagines pinning Christian down and smothering him like a fire blanket. Pushing fingers into him to pry him open and see what he’s made of inside.
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- Part 2 of quid pro quo
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Arda can’t stand in front of Kenan and try to read him like a book; the words will jumble and migrate like he’s dyslexic. He's completely unlike Dean, who is easy to figure out, at least from the surface.
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- Part 1 of summer on the east coast
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Звонок другу by Suoh, WTF Multifandom Whores 2026 (WTF_Football_RPS_2021)
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
25 Jan 2026
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Жоау Невеш теперь часть истории ПСЖ, но частью истории Антониу Силвы он был и прежде.
Bookmarked by harmonicccauliflower
27 Jan 2026
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holy shit… i’ve reread this so many times and i always get chills at the ending…
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Luka had his soulmark removed and now there’s only a fake name tattoo in its place.
“Look me in the eye,” Sergio repeats slowly. “And tell me you don’t have my name.”
“I don’t have your name, Sergio,” Luka says evenly. It’s true, after all.
He doesn’t have Sergio’s name. Not anymore.
COMPLETE.
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Bookmarked by harmonicccauliflower
25 Jan 2024
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read this in one day and cried like a baby
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Their country is a sick one, rotting from the inside, splitting at the seams.
He doesn't even remember how any of it began - the whole thing is moreso habit that constraint, an ill, grotty routine they've fallen into and can't seem to shake.
Now, it's only a matter of time.
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At the height of an ageless confrontation, borders are broken down and secrets unfold as two of Italy's sons vie for the love of their motherland.
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- Part 1 of AU.
Bookmarked by harmonicccauliflower
24 Jun 2023
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WAHH i love this with every single inch of my body. hanging on to every word gurur
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UEFA High School: A school in Washington, DC, specifically for the children of ambassadors and diplomats working in the capital. These are the hijinks they get up to. Also, don't ask what UEFA stands for.
Last chapter summary: Leo and co tour some colleges.
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- Part 6 of UEFA Highverse
Bookmarked by harmonicccauliflower
24 Jun 2023
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LMAOO I LOVE YOU. dictionary DEFINITION crackfic and i'm LIVING for it
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This is where Adrien always loses. He’s a victim of his own desperation sometimes – he gets too emotional and lets himself get lost in his feelings.
It's always too much.
He wants to get lost in Woj’s feelings for a change.
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- Part 1 of you still love me, put no one above me