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Fresh from a very public breakup with Ron, Hermione is looking to wallow in privacy. Unfortunately proper breakup protocol requires that she have not just wine, chocolate, and ice cream, but also a good book. She always thought it was quaint that Flourish and Blotts wouldn’t mail books - it was nice to visit the shop and see all the books displayed. But now, faced with having to brave the public and the press, Hermione finds herself wishing for the convenience of owl ordering. Thankfully, George Weasley gifted her a special watch that will disguise her appearance.
While at the bookstore, she meets an enigmatic stranger with exceptional taste in books, and maybe more.
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04 Jun 2026
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Hermione is a hockey player at Andromeda Black's ice rink. She's the only one who doesn't come from a famous sports family and has to fight for everything she wants. She practically lives on the ice and her fellow hockey players are her best friends. Nevertheless, she never tells them of her secret crush on Narcissa Black. Mostly because... well, she's a Black, but also because she's a figure skater and hockey players and figure skaters don't mingle.
When Narcissa loses her partner for the upcoming competition, Andromeda looks to Hermione for help. Only, Hermione has never even done a lift in her life and she'd rather not have her friends know she's betrayed them to skate with the woman of her dreams.
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03 Jun 2026
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Draco has been given a task by the Dark Lord. A task he can't refuse. Either kill Dumbledore...or he and his family will be killed.
Well. Narcissa Malfoy shan't let her son become a killer. Not for her, not for anything. She'll do anything for her son. Give her life for her son.
Become a killer for her son. Take his place at Hogwarts...and do the deed herself.Although she had not anticipated being a teenage boy being quite so difficult.
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03 Jun 2026
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The Weekends Are Blissfully Silent by Bet_on_black, Yanana
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2021
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Narcissa is tried for her participation during the war and finds herself punished with community service. She must practice a new muggle job each month for a whole year or she'll find herself in Azkaban after all. Hermione is her probation officer who guides her through this muggle hell, with horrible people, loud noises, horrendous odors and ugly garments that make Narcissa want to gouge out her eyes. Hermione must prevent that at any cost, because... you know, pretty blue eyes.
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- Part 3 of Cissamione Comedy
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03 Jun 2026
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Non-magic law firm AU
Hermione's career is taking off as she works as a lawyer at Black & Associates, a premier law firm in central London owned by Bellatrix, Andromeda, and Narcissa.
Narcissa is recently divorced and trying to keep her personal relationships from crumbling when Andy insists she befriend the up and coming star at their firm.
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14 Aug 2024