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Leverage, and Other Forms of Devotion by butt_muncher_seven
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
07 Oct 2024
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"I'll let you drink my blood, if you show me.”
Astarion clenched his jaw. Eventually the Durge was going to realize that he had to actually withhold something first to use it as a carrot, and then they’d learn together just how much degradation Astarion would endure for a mouthful of his blood.
“If you really loved me, you'd let me drink your blood regardless,” he countered, pouting, doing his level best to hide how weak his hand was.
As he had done every time thus far, the Dark Urge folded.
Astarion practices setting boundaries. The Dark Urge tries bottoming. Somewhere, Cazador wakes in a cold sweat, unaware that his days are now numbered.
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- Part 3 of sacraments best taken kneeling
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Total Retrograde Amnesia and You: A Narrow Lens of the Second Bhaalspawn Crisis by butt_muncher_seven
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
08 Aug 2024
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You awake in darkness, lying next to a beautiful corpse. You didn't make the corpse, which your sundered mind seems to suggest is a novelty.
The corpse blinks back at you, which is new as well. You think you might be in love with it.
The Dark Urge fails several crucial insight and nature checks while trying to identify his feelings towards Astarion. Scleritus Fel fails to make inroads at work. Astarion grapples with the unanticipated success of his seduction under challenging circumstances.
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- Part 2 of sacraments best taken kneeling
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The Effects of Psionic Interference on the Common Vampire Spawn by butt_muncher_seven
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
13 Apr 2024
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Astarion would have been the first to admit that he was an equal-opportunity slut, but he did have a type, and that type was large, beefy men with uncomplicated desires and absolutely massive swords. Which, incidentally, would be the easiest way to explain the Durge to any stranger.
By the time they reached their encampment by the river, Astarion was sore, starving, and aching with desire. Why did his heat have to hit now?
His first plan was to just.. hope it went away.
An opportunity presents itself in the form of a problem. Astarion avoids making hard decisions. The Dark Urge goes down by the river.
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- Part 1 of sacraments best taken kneeling
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running with wolves for fun and profit by butt_muncher_seven
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Mar 2020
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Jaskier is trying to convince Geralt to keep him around. He's finally getting to the interesting part of the real Continent, and it's all because of his taciturn demigod of a tour guide. He's never had so much fun in his post-academic career.
Geralt is trying just as hard to convince himself that keeping Jaskier around is a terrible idea, and that's only getting more difficult. He's getting used to having company, to indulging in the pack instincts that Vesemir always warned him against.
The last person Geralt wants to see in the middle of this psycho-emotional crisis is Lambert.
Lambert brings with him a host of other problems, like how to hunt a monster that isn't a monster and how to casually have sex with the man you're trying not to fall in love with. But if Lambert and Jaskier are going to jointly insist on the bard following them into danger, he can at least prepare Jaskier for it.
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Intricate Rituals by butt_muncher_seven
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
18 Feb 2020
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Five times Geralt and Jaskier get up close and physical for entirely normal, non-sexual reasons (because they are not attracted to each other) plus one.
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Kmeme prompt: Zevran and Alistair are in a room. There weapons are gone and neither of them can pick locks. The room has only one door very heavy door, no windows, a bed and a jar of oil on the nightstand.
Not too odd yeah?
Only problem, they have both been dosed with a strong aphrodisiac.
Started as a very simple PWP and then ... grew. Like kudzu.
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- Part 1 of Andraste's Kissverse
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31 Dec 2025
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shoulderblade by greensparrrow
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types
16 Sep 2025
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"I am curious about you," Bats says, and Clark laughs. Clearly.
Metropolis has a new champion. Some sort of literal god. Bruce is suspicious, frightened, and beyond paranoid about when the other Supershoe will drop.
Meanwhile, Clark has a bit of a professional boner about Batman.
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- Part 1 of superbats
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31 Aug 2025
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Baronet Dekarios is a man of science, but the supernatural is as much a science as anything else, isn't it? He's also a man in need of a new patron. So, when an old university friend offers entrance to a party held by one of England's most secretive societies — a club of the country's richest men, rumored to dabble in the occult and the satanic — he sees the opportunity to kill two metaphysical birds with one stone. And all he needs to do to gain entry is secure the approval of the club's mysterious leader, the enigmatic Lord Ancunin.
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08 Aug 2025
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Bruce Wayne accidentally seduces Superman.
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- Part 2 of superbat works
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05 Aug 2025
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Hawke traded ribald jokes with pirate queens and dwarven storytellers in taverns, and then in a dark hall at night looked an escaped and hunted slave in the eyes straight-on and asked him to his bed, softly, as if afraid to be refused; as if Fenris might have some power in this, over him.
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- Part 1 of Armored
Bookmarked by butt_muncher_seven
22 Oct 2024