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Taehyung believes in control and order. Everything has a place, a purpose and a correct way to exist and he intends to maintain it.
Jungkook believes in nothing that requires planning ahead. He’s loud, messy and everywhere all at once, the kind of person who takes up space without asking and somehow still thinks he’s not the problem.
They’ve hated each other since middle school and unfortunately, they’ve also been stuck sharing the same dorm room for over a year.
Two completely incompatible systems forced into orbit. Two routines running in parallel, never quite touching but constantly colliding in the most irritating ways possible.
And somehow it works.
But between late nights, slammed doors and mutual irritation that’s getting a little too intense to be normal, something shifts.
Neither of them believe in destiny which is probably for the best because whatever this is, it’s definitely not that.
(or, in which a control freak and a walking disaster spend way too long pretending this is just hatred and nothing more.)
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“No romantic attachment. Feelings end the arrangement.”
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On campus, Jeon Jungkook has a myth attached to him, one built out of tattoos, piercings, black clothes, athlete shoulders and enough silence for people to mistake panic for confidence.
The truth is unfortunately less impressive. Jungkook is twenty-four, still a virgin and his entire romantic experience begins and ends with one disastrous kiss in high school that had too much teeth, too much nose and enough secondhand embarrassment to ruin him for years.
He knows training, rules and routines. He does not know what to do when Han Doyun smiles at him like he might actually want him back.
Rent-A-Fuckbuddy is supposed to solve that when he books Taehyung.
Taehyung has strict rules, sharp eyes and no patience for Jungkook’s terrible taste in men. He's meant to be a safe arrangement, nothing more, except Jungkook keeps noticing his mouth, his voice and the way being seen by him feels worse than being touched.
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or: Jungkook hires Taehyung to help him get another guy and both of them immediately become the reason feelings are forbidden.
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“You’ve been distracting me all day.”
Taehyung’s pulse kicks up. “What?”
“In the OR,” Jungkook says, gaze dropping briefly to his mouth. “The way you move. The way you focus.”
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Taehyung is a fifth-year surgical resident which means he is tired, overcaffeinated, clinically competent and usually one intern mistake away from committing a felony with a clipboard.
Jeon Jungkook is worse.
He is reckless, arrogant, annoyingly brilliant and far too calm in emergencies for someone Taehyung would personally like to see humbled by a chart.
Their rivalry has become part of the hospital routine by now: rounds, surgeries, stale coffee, Jungkook saying something infuriatingly accurate and Taehyung pretending his blood pressure is a professional concern.
It should be simple but it isn't because Jungkook keeps standing too close, looking too long and turning every argument into something Taehyung refuses to diagnose, mostly because the obvious answer would be humiliating.
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or: Taehyung is excellent with scalpels and terrible with emotional honesty; Jungkook only looks like trouble until he becomes the steadiest thing in the room.
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In which Taehyung and Jungkook meet in a bar and agree on a set of rules before they hook up.
Taehyung doesn’t do repeats and Jungkook doesn’t kiss.
But rules are meant to be broken, aren’t they?
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They were together for years.
Taehyung remembers every second.
Jungkook remembers nothing.So Taehyung learns how to be someone new.
“Nice to meet you.”
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It’s a silly party game: find your card match, kiss a stranger, and enjoy a free shot.
Jeongguk finds his match, but the problem is that Kim Taehyung is not a stranger. He is, in fact, the complete opposite of a stranger.
He represents ten months of Jeongguk’s life, a drawer still half-full of things Jeongguk never returned or even looked at, and somehow he remains the first person Jeongguk searches for in a room.
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09 May 2026
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For Jeon Jungkook, residency is survival. Training under Dr. Asshole means following the rules, sharp criticism, and emotional exhaustion.
Until it isn't anymore.
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28 Mar 2026
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“I’m not going to go out with you,” Taehyung says simply. He sips at his whiskey again. The glass is almost empty now.
“Yet.”
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Jeongguk is really into the doctor who works down the street. Good thing the hospital gown is backless.
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25 Mar 2026
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Jeon Jeongguk and Kim Taehyung can't stand each other. Until they're alone together.
Or childhood friends Jeon Jeongguk and Kim Taehyung were each other's everything until tragedy, heartbreak, and misunderstanding drove them as far apart as they could get. But not far enough, as they seem to find one another, and solace in the other, at every turn. Accidentally, of course. Because they really can't stand each other. Especially when Jeongguk's playing basketball like his life depends on it, long hair tied up in the cutest regulation-meeting bun. Or when Taehyung's dancing like he wasn't born for anything else, moving like gossamer in the wind. Not that they're watching.
Because they really can't stand each other.
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22 Mar 2026
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Jeon Jeongguk and his elder brother rule over Seoul, a hidden heel digging within the city for years now. As rulers of their gang, the Geom-Eun Dogsa, the world of lies and cruelty comes easily. Until a certain Kim Taehyung walks into Jeongguk's life, that is.
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03 Jul 2019