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Won't Let My Freedom Rot in Hell by Uniquepet
Fandoms: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series)
17 Oct 2025
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A work in theoretical worldbuilding of Aramán and it's characters
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- English
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~BG3 AU~
Ren is well known as Lorroakan's pet in high society, and Cazador deemed her off limits long ago. When they are finally able to connect, Astarion feels a new kinship with this woman. He should just avoid her again, it was a fluke they even interacted at all. Will he be able to resist her draw?AU where Astarion was never taken by the Nautiloid
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- Part 2 of Ren + Astarion
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Pietra is a wood elf druid who is thrust into the unknown, her unbridled look on love and relationships brings her to an old lover, a vampire spawn and an illithid? Perhaps she'll pick up an incubus and a pair of drow twins when she gets back home as well.
3rd POV
Loosley Following my main playthrough of Baldur's gate
My Tav Pietra works through relationships, friendships and saving the world
Pietra is Polyamorous and we will be exploring that in future chapters, along with Astarion's relationship with his own trauma
There will be smut when appropriate <3Series
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A Series of Smut - The Jester and the Fool 01 by Uniquepet
Fandoms: Dragon Age II, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
06 Oct 2023
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A very drunk Hawke tries her best to get in Varric's pants. Since he refuses to get into hers (don't mix business and pleasure) he will have to get into his own if he wants relief
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- Part 2 of Iris Hawke + Varric
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- English
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- 1,440
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- 1/1
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Series of Smut - The Ironed Bullshitter 03 by Uniquepet
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
06 Oct 2023
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Solas shows how a wolf mates those he has little respect for in the fade
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- Part 4 of Pietra-The Iron Bull-Solas-Cullen
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Iris Hawke + Varric by Uniquepet
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II
06 Oct 2023
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Pietra-The Iron Bull-Solas-Cullen by Uniquepet
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
06 Oct 2023
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Pietra-Astarion-Halsin-The Emperor- Harleep-Nym-Sorn by Uniquepet
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
29 Oct 2023
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After a night of drunken celebration, Tazvar awakens far from the Elfsong, far away from his lovers bed and into the hands of his abuser. Taken into the depths of the Szarr manor as bait doesn't mean that his captor can't have a bit of fun with him before the wayward son returns. After all, what is Astarions might as well be Cazador's in his eyes.
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Contains Spoilers for parts of Act 3 and questlines in that section of the game.Bookmarked by Uniquepet
22 Nov 2023
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Lamentable is the Autumn Picker Content with Plums by Tatterings
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
28 Apr 2024
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Please enjoy a slow burn romance as these two beautiful, traumatized bastards find healing and hope for the future in each others' arms. Plenty of porn, but with plot!
This fic covers the entire span of Astarion's Origin questline, and will be complete post-Cazador.
Header art by @Solmesia.
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- English
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- 55,990
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- 11/15
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Bookmarked by Uniquepet
07 Oct 2023
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The Accountant’s Guide to Taking Down an Evil Vampire Lord (and maybe bagging Astarion while you are at it) by Cinnamontails
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
07 Nov 2024
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“Fine,” she said. “Do you know the statistically most common way for the authorities to take out organized crime?”
Well, if that was her idea of enticing conversation, it was no wonder she had all those evenings free to chase after scoundrels like him. Still, Astarion didn’t want to antagonize her further and ruin the game, so he pursed his lips and guessed, “A very large, well-placed cannon?”
“Tax fraud.”
She looked at him as if she expected some sort of reaction – maybe a dramatic gasp? A palm flung to his forehead in a theatrical rendition of How could I not think of this?
Everything he could muster was a blink. “Tax … fraud.”
She nodded, obviously excited about what Astarion was sure were two of the most boring words in the English language, combined.
"That's how we'll take down Cazador."- Language:
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Bookmarked by Uniquepet
04 Oct 2023
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The Bat, The Bear, and their Sunshine by Silvergryphon06
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
20 Feb 2024
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Bookmarked by Uniquepet
04 Oct 2023
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The secret to surviving is simple. It’s the execution that poses problems.
Don’t die.
It’s that easy.
auri knows people, and that's how she can tell; astarion is deeply, deeply fucked up.
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