TacitWhisky
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Summer of '73 by TacitWhisky
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
25 Dec 2021
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In the summer of 1973 Jon and Sansa cross the country in his battered El Camino.
“The AC doesn’t work,” Jon warns Sansa as they catch the highway, wind whipping her red hair to life. “We’ll have to keep the windows down.”
Sansa combs back her hair with her fingers, California hills flitting across her sunglasses as she gazes out the window. “It’s fine.”
It is the only thing either of them say for the next hundred miles. -
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Molly heaved a breath. “Do you have any idea what a miracle it is that none of the Jawas are home right now and the house is empty, Lash? Can't you just go somewhere for an hour so I can fap in peace?”
TLDR: Instead of dying in the Raith mansion, Lash is transferred to Molly. Hilarity and possibly smut ensues.
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Castle Black Penitentiary by TacitWhisky
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
11 Nov 2021
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“No, I’ve thought about this, Jon.” Sansa leans forward, eyes fierce. “I’ve done nothing but think about it for four years. You don’t deserve to be here. I talked to a few lawyers, but Petyr drained most of my trust fund and they’ll never take the case otherwise. So I’ll do it. I’ve already signed up for classes.”
TLDR: Jon is wrongfully convicted of the murder of the Starks, and four years later Sansa takes his case to get him out.
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Jon of the Kingsguard by TacitWhisky
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
11 Oct 2019
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Jon speaks the words of the Kingsguard kneeling in a sept of seven glass walls before seven southron gods that are not his own. Barristan Selmy touches his sword to either of Jon’s shoulders and Jon swears to serve a king he hates, to forsake lands and titles and to never sire sons or know a woman’s touch. “Stand vigil till morning,” Selmy tells him when it is done, and drapes a white cloak over his shoulders. “We will have need of you at the crowning of good King Joffrey and Queen Sansa.”
TLDR: AU where Jon goes to Kingslanding instead of the Wall, there’s no war, and he becomes a knight of the kingsguard even as Joffrey marries Sansa. As Joffrey’s true colors inevitably show Jon is forced to choose between southern chivalry and northern duty.
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That Time Jon Was Sansa's Weed Hookup by TacitWhisky
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
06 Jun 2019
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Jon should’ve known when Sansa Stark, who despite knowing most of his life he’d said maybe three words to total, appeared in his basement late on a saturday afternoon it would mean trouble.
Or, the story of how if Robb’s little sister has to get weed from someone, it might as well be Jon.