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    Robert's rebellion was a rebellion that changed everything. The strongest dynasty the continent of Westeros had ever seen was turned to ashes.

    With the end of the Targaryen dynasty, new secrets were born.

    Now, Ned Stark carries secrets that not many know about. Secrets that may threaten the Baratheon rule, secrets that may give rise to the long dead Targaryen dynasty, secrets that may put his entire family's lives at risk should they be exposed.

    With the King's arrival to Winterfell, things start falling apart for the Starks.

    With King comes new proposals.

    Proposals to unite the Stark and Baratheon for good this time.

    Sansa Stark's hand for Joffrey Baratheon.

    With Ned Stark appointed the Hand to the King, secrets are threatened to come out.

    With new secrets threatening the Stark lives, new power rises in Essos.

    The Starks now must learn to play the Game of Thrones and that too soon for the Winter is Coming.

    After all, nothing good has come out of the Starks going south.

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    Westeros, 820 AC.

    Sansa Stark is a lady by birth. She lost most of her family in the Wildling's War, and has finally escaped the vigilant care of her Uncle Petyr to study music at Oxcross College. Happenstance and a beautifully penned poster of a weirwood lead her to Deepwood Den. There she meets Sandor Clegane, the guitarist in the metal band Heartsbane, a man who keeps the Old Gods and openly denounces the ruling noble class.

    She shouldn’t go home with him, but she does.

    Her life in Sow’s End begins that night. Sansa enters a world unlike any court or castle—a seductive world of ancient gods come back to life, dominated by radical self-expression and whirlwind romance. Sansa races against time as she pursues her dreams of making electronic music, and even more far-fetched, combining her two worlds. Prying eyes are everywhere, and her Uncle's vision is very, very sharp.

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    Tywin Lannister takes Sansa Stark under his protection for purely selfish motives, not knowing her claws have become sharpened in order to survive Joffrey's wrath. What happens when Sansa claws away at Tywin's armor, revealing long-buried parts of him? Will he yield some of his legendary control?

    TySan with a sprinkling of SanSan.

    Fan praise for Unlikely Saviors:
    "It's the perfect fix for my TySan obsession"
    "This is rapidly becoming one of my favorite GOT fics of all times."
    "This work is so devastatingly good! I adore the many different undercurrents and interactions you breathe life into for these characters!"
    "I never thought I’d be into a Tywin/Sansa pairing, but lordy you have hooked me!!!"
    "Your Tywin is so interesting - not soft in any way, very canon-accurate, but I still believe he cares for Sansa"

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    Sandor works private security for the Lannister/Baratheon family. When Sansa Stark and Jaime Lannister enter a marriage of convenience, it thrusts Sansa into Sandor's world in a very nice way. :)

    A modern day SanSan + Jaimsa and a bit of SanJaimSa (is that a thing?) Fun, funny, with very little angst.

    See tags for warnings.

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    To the outside world, Jaime Lannister is a man who has it all - a gig at his family's prestigious law firm in Midtown Manhattan, a luxurious condo on the Upper West Side, and more money than he can burn. What he doesn't have, however, is the one thing he wants the most - Sansa Stark, his nephew's girlfriend. The funny thing is, all it takes is one night and a little bit of eggnog to change a man's life forever.

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    Baratheons are a hockey family. Selyse is not a Baratheon.

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    "It was the taste of Winterfell. The taste of innocence. The taste of dreams." The Freys and Boltons don't betray Robb Stark and march south towards King's Landing. In her golden chains, his sister Sansa must find a way to survive until her brother comes to liberate Westeros. But as a Lannister pawn, she gets thrown into a mariage she did not expect.

    Pre, during and post crucial battle.

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    With Tywin Lannister's succession being secure through his eldest son Tyland Lannister and Tyland's son Loren Lannister, House Lannister are the undisputed strongest house in Westeros. But when a seemingly unlosable war results in long buried secrets being brought up, can House Lannister survive the fallout? WARNING: Murder, rape, and everything ugly about Westeros included.

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    Jaime loved Cersei.
    Brienne wanted to be a knight.
    But they matched so they were married in front of God and Men.
    Aegon loved Rhaenys and Rhaenys loved him, right?
    But Aegon had no mark and Rhaenys would marry Theon Greyjoy.
    Too bad Robb Stark had also found interested in the Princess and not his Soulmate.
    Viserys had no intention of marrying a girl without Dragon Blood and well Margaery preferred his nephew over him anyway.
    Jon didn’t know how to feel about Sansa; the feeling was mutual.
    Arya didn’t find someone to match that day, just as Samwell and many others.
    Who would help poor Jeyne Oakheart?
    Fate and all the Gods worked in mysterious ways anyway.

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    The Baratheon-Lannister family has never been satble. A on going war of grudges and favours. Often then not the little stags and lion cubs are chought in the crossfire. One stag in particular -dressed in lions fur-, has long been the bargaining chip in the never ending war. With the times he has grown out his fur and showed his antlers. Which might be picked up by the wrong senses. A proud stag can fast become a dead stag.

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    Shameless Smutty One Shots

    First: The Stark Family goes skinny Dipping in Winterfell's Hot Springs
    Second: Asha visits Theon at Winterfell
    Third: Joffrey Wants something from Sansa
    Fourth: Ned and Lyanna share some wine

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    “Fuck, Little Bird.” The Hound reached up, cupping her jaw, his eyes dropping down to her lips as he took a step closer to her in the darkened stairwell, pushing her back against the wall.

    “Yes?” Her breath stuttered as she tilted her head into his hand, her eyes closing as the rough skin of his palm brushed against her cheek. “What is it?” She looked up at him, her eyes watching his closely, almost begging him to move closer.

    The Hound growled. “Fuck it.” He leaned towards her, his free hand gripping her waist, pulling her tightly to him. “Fuck the king.”

    “CUT!”

    The production assistant’s voice rang out into the room.

    “Gods, Clegane.” Sansa shoved him away, her nose wrinkled in disgust. “Did you eat onions again?”

    Sandor smirked, raising an eyebrow. “Just for you, Stark. I know how much you fucking love them.”

    - - -

    Sansa and Sandor are actors on Westeros' highest-grossing show 'Schemes for Sovereignty'. One Problem - they hate each other.

    *UPDATES WEEKLY*

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    Cersei's little dove runs away from the King's Landing but not before ruffling some feathers.

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    Selyna Baratheon was ready to fight for her father.

    She would help place the crown upon Stannis' head, and when the gods deemed it her time, she would ascend the iron steps of the throne to become the great queen that she was born to be.

    But the plans of the gods were never so simple, and Selyna, who was clever beyond her years, could never have predicted the fate they had in store for her.

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    [OUAT UA] : UA S1. La guerre contre les marcheurs blancs dure depuis des années à Westeros. En dernier recours, la décision est prise de lancer le Sort Noir, pour sauver ce qui peut encore l’être. Mais ce serait oublier ceux se battant encore pour le trône de fer. Et c’est sans compter une spécialiste de GOT qui débarque par hasard et commence à foutre le bordel. Multipairing.

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    Ned: Will you marry me?
    Robert: Yes!
    ................................................
    Theon: Thanks, Dad... Why is everyone staring at me?
    Sandor: You just called Captain Stark dad; you said thanks, dad.
    Theon: What? No, I didn't. I said thanks, man.
    Ned: Do you see me as a father figure, Greyjoy?
    Theon: No, if anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.
    Jeor: Hey! You show your father some respect!

     

     GRRM characters in HIMYM and Brooklyn 99 (for now, later maybe in other fandoms to)

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    Davina Lannister is the youngest child of Tywin Lannister. She is very loved by her father, which is why he let her practice with Jaime swordsmanship, and he himself taught her how to properly shoot and arrow and never miss.

    Davina is as much as a warrior as she is a lady like her sister, who taught her the art of manipulation and forced her to learn how to fight in skirts. This colorful upbringing, along with Tyrion's tales of amazing lands, gave Davina the heart of an adventurer.

    So she struck a deal with her father, she would marry whomever he chose if he first let her fulfill her dream, and explore Essos beforehand. She was granted her wish, but first she had to meet her betrothed a week before her departure. What could go wrong?

    A lot if your future husband is Prince Oberyn Martell, the Red Viper, a man famous for his sexual drive. Introductions were made, insults were exchanged, and a deal was made between the future couple.

    This is how a dance of lions and snakes began.

    I own nothing but Davina and my own twist of the story, everything else belongs to the brilliant George R. R. Martin and the HBO series creators.

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    It begins the night of the car crash that took Ned Stark's life. The tragedy leaves the Stark family struggling to pick up the pieces. But Arya knows in her gut that her father's death wasn't an accident, and a clue at his graveside sends her across the narrow sea to learn the truth.

    She does not return for three years.

    Tywin Lannister finds it more than a little strange that three prominent CEOs in King's Landing died within a year of each other. And when the missing, declared-dead Stark girl shows up in the Lannister manor three years after she disappeared, his suspicions only grow.

    A series of strange events suddenly draw the Starks and Lannisters together, forcing them to cooperate for once-or else become victims of a conspiracy they do not yet understand.

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    Reposted from Alternate History...

    A Series of Insane and Ridiculous Oneshots that will make you question whether sanity even existed in the first place.

    Including: Tyrion becoming High Septon! Brandon Stark messing up with Time Travel! Kirby and King Ghidorah devouring entire populations!

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    Lysa loved Petyr more than herself, but he loved Cat. Cat and Power.
    Jaime loved Cersei like a part of him, but Cersei wanted Rhaegar. Rhaegar and a crown and influence.

    But Cat married Eddard and Petyr did not gain the influence he hoped he get.
    And Cersei? The Prince married another, who is ruling queen while she is stuck in a loveless marriage.

    In the End, Lysa and Jaime are made to marry.
    And while Lysa yearns for a child to replace the bastard she never had, Jaime is more interested in fathering Bastards himself then spent time with his wife.

    In the End, no one was truly happy, right?

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