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Roy gets inventive with post-sex cleanup after his clingy limpet of a (not) boyfriend doesn’t let him pull out.
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- Part 8 of Ted Lasso Kinktober Extravaganza 2025
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27 Jun 2026
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“Hey,” Dream says, rushing over. “Hey, hey, baby, what’s up, huh?” He settles onto the bed in front of George, eyes widened and making him look like a puppy. He takes George’s hands into his own and kisses them.“Talk to me, sweetheart.”
“M-my—the—my chain, Dream,” George says, pulling a hand from Dream’s hold to wipe at his eyes. “It’s—fuck—”
“We couldn’t find his chain, dude,” Sapnap says. He’s hovering by the doorway. “Looked everywhere.”
[Or, George loses his chain and, simultaneously, his mind.]
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03 Apr 2026
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After a quick escape from danger, Harry and Draco find themselves trapped in a blizzard, a small cabin their only refuge from the storm. It's the perfect place to recover and regroup — and to have a long-overdue conversation or two.
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19 Mar 2026
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A Present for the Palace by Otoshigo
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
28 Mar 2024
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An inappropriate present. A case of mistaken identity. A prank gone out of hand.
Alastor gets left on the doorsteps of the royal palace. Lucifer decides the sinner deserves to be messed with a little bit. However, the consequences of his prank extend far beyond the scope of anything he ever imagined.
Story of his life.
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08 Feb 2026
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A Guide to the Care and Maintenance of the King of Hell by Otoshigo
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
03 May 2024
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Lucifer comes to live at the hotel manic and unbalanced, driving his daughter and the other residents up the wall. Unable to think of a better plan, Vaggie makes a Deal with Alastor. He would take care of the king for six months, after which Lucifer would be forced to leave the hotel.
Alastor takes to the task with gusto, but quickly finds out he might be in over his head.
If only it weren’t for these inconvenient feelings getting in the way...
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06 Feb 2026