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    Wei Ying lets out a long, ugly groan. “I am fine, Lan Zhan. Everybody is overreacting, it’s so embarrassing for all of you.”

    “You had undiagnosed pneumonia, which you walked around with for weeks until you passed out during dress,” Lan Wangji corrects him. “It got a big laugh, until everyone thought you were dead.”

    He keeps his voice even and does not tell Wei Ying that it had been Lan Wangji who caught him, who called the ambulance, and who rode with him to the hospital, where he was yelled at by nurses who wanted to know why he hadn’t noticed that Wei Ying couldn’t stop shivering or string proper sentences together.

    “Rumors of my demise have been vastly overstated,” Wei Ying says. “Anyway, I’m already feeling much better. Basically fine. Really almost completely back to normal, so stop babying me and tell me why the fuck you let your stupid brother hire the worst man in the world to host our show.”

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    OR: the one where they all work at SNL, Yanli's ex-boyfriend is hosting, and that's just the beginning of everybody's problems.

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    09 Nov 2020

  2. Rec 4

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    Wei Wuxian remembers the Burial Mounds.

    Written for the mdzsnet event on tumblr for Wei Wuxian's birthday: Center your creation around a word that best describes Wei Wuxian.

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    01 Nov 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SHE IS A HORROR 😭😍

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    Wei Ying’s expression cracks into a grin. He shifts closer yet. “I wish I could have haunted you,” he says, “just a little bit. Just to see how you were. Just to make sure you didn’t forget me.”

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    21 Oct 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So soft. ❤

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    The reboot completes, and Wei Ying’s brain smashes this information together into two mind-shattering thoughts. Number one, he knew very well already, and is now further seared by defined muscles and a mouth-watering tattoo into his every waking moment: Lan Zhan is the hottest fucking person on the planet.

    Number two: that guy wasn’t visiting Lan Zhan’s neighbour, he was visiting Lan Zhan, which means:

    Lan Zhan fucks.
    Lan Zhan fucks.
    Lan Zhan fucks.

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    Lan Zhan has been Wei Ying's best friend for years. Literally, years. How did he not already know? How has he missed this most important of facts? And more importantly, how is he ever going to get over it?

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    19 Oct 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Utterly brilliant. 😍

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    The gang realizes that everyone has kissed Harry except Draco. Draco proceeds to do a terrible job of pretending he doesn’t want to kiss him too.

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    15 Oct 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cheer-up fic!

    Personal all-time fave. ❤

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