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    The situation is absurd, really. Ilya’s in the nest of Shane Hollander–three-time Stanley Cup champion, generational hockey talent, first omega player in the NHL to be open about his secondary gender–and it’s his job to help him through his heat. To try and get him pregnant.

    Shane Hollander has spent his entire career following orders and living on other people’s timelines; he’s ready to start a family on his own. Enter Ilya Rozanov, a young alpha who is always happy to lend a helping hand.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Ilya frowned slightly. He felt oddly wrong-footed and no closer to understanding the in-joke everyone else at the table seemed to be sharing. It brought back latent feelings of inadequacy, from years of wading through a language that still didn’t feel like his own.

    “So what then?”

    “What do you mean?” Dykstra looked even more confused than Ilya by now, both Wyatt and Bood seemingly content to sit back and watch this exchange happen, Hazy looking slightly wry and Boodram openly grinning.

    “Like, what makes it special?” Ilya clarified.

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    Ilya learns about the concept of a birthday blowjob and, consequently, how tragically under-blown his teammates are.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    "rose, give me one good reason why i should go to a fucking emo music festival."

    “your drummer boy is playing.”

    shane freezes. he doesn’t know the guy’s name or the band he’s in, and he doesn’t know a damn thing about the guy other than the fact that he’s russian, according to rose, but —

    those curls. and his drummer arms.

    “what time do you wanna leave on saturday?”

    or: when rose wins two tickets to warped tour 2005's montreal date, shane figures he's in for a day of sweaty, drunk festivalgoers, music that's loud enough to give him a migraine, and maybe a few glimpses of that hot russian drummer in rose's favorite band. he gets a lot more than he bargained for.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    At night, the only way to escape Ilya’s loud snoring is to sleep somewhere else. (Un)fortunately for Shane, his husband always manages to find his way back to him, even in his sleep.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander.
    That boring yet absolutely adorable colleague of his that makes both of his heads experience aches.
    Ever since he saw him for the first time, glasses over his brown doe-eyes and exquisite freckles Ilya knew he was completely done for. Shane Hollander had become all Ilya thinks about. And fantasizes about. And, unbelievably, cries about, too.
    He wants him so badly it kills him.
    But, to his misery, Shane Hollander has a girlfriend.

    Office AU where Ilya is absolutely down bad for Shane even when Shane ends up drunk at company dinner.

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    03 Jul 2026