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Harry Peverell and The Brooding Wanker by Melancholic_Bee
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Feb 2026
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“I don’t know how anyone fell for his bullshit,” Harry said, looking at the ceiling. “I mean, sure, he was quite handsome and charming and stuff, but what’s the point if he was a brooding wanker?”
“Language, Harry.” Remus scolded, but his smile showed otherwise.
“No, no, listen, it’s so bloody funny when we were at the Chamber of Secrets he kept monologuing as if he was bloody Macbeth or some shite, and in Dumbledore’s memories he has this perpetual smirk that looks so much like Malfoy’s if I could just go back in time I would make sure he knows he is put into his place.”