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The Prussian officer looks up to his subordinate, raising a brow.
“Why are you giving me a recipe for sauerbraten?”The Prussian chef is sick, and an infantry soldier decides to gift Karl the responsibility of cooking for the French diplomat, Officer Louise, in the chefs place.
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- Part 1 of Men Are Like Wine
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Thin hands and bony fingers clasp one another as the estate comes into a view. An old castle it seems—be it from the 14th century or older Dopfer knows not, but it matters little. A smile spreads across his face, and he turns to the ranker, placing the spyglass back into the other’s hands.
“Come, quickly now Ferdinand," A crinkled map is hastily pulled from a horse’s burden of ammunition and important documents. “If we can make it there by nightfall we may avoid the vampires heading for France.”
Dopfer leads his regiment to an old castle and meets its odd owner.
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Steam rises to Jean’s face, the man smiling softly as Karl brings a silver tray of various small sweets and sandwiches.
“Ah, here we are…” Jean murmurs and lifts his silverware with utmost delicacy as china is laid out in front of him. “What is the occasion that you invited me over for Karl?” His brows furrow slightly, spoon dipping into the smooth cream of an Earl Grey posset. “All these new deserts,” Jean’s dark eyes now flicker over to the pile of pomegranate caramels and mountain of clementine confites. “Planning to change the menu at last?” He hums, an easy smile returning to his face.Jean taste tests desserts for the new menu and speaks with Karl.
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- Part 2 of Tea Time
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Loosely inspired by @superstxrzy or Jay’s Maid Cafe au
Blücher was in quite the desperate situation if he was to listen to Wellesley. An even worse situation than that would be to take the man’s advice.
“I thought that you’d be smart enough to know how to run your own tea house.” the British man huffs, coolly putting down his phone and unwrapping his scarf. The large snowflakes clinging to the man fall to the floor at this, and Blücher’s eye twitches, miniature puddles forming on the floor.“Don’t get comfortable.” Blücher snaps.
The old tea house that Blücher owns is losing is customers and Wellesley suggests to make a Maid cafe—Karl agrees with the British man for once.
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- Part 1 of Tea Time
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Crawford taps his finger on the dark bottle in his hand, observing the Frenchmen beneath him. A fair symbol of what France was at the moment. Russia was off flirting with the British, the rest of Europe had been turned away from France, and that left only the States of America for France to mope and complain about their woes.
The same seemed true for this soldier here.
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- Part 3 of Men Are Like Wine
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Funny G&B au where the nightguard (aka you) first starts out as a perfectly sane and normal person, becoming passively suicidal by the end of your first shift.
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21 May 2026
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Every night I'm lost in depths by ubyr_babaj
Fandoms: Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897), Dracula & Related Fandoms, Count Dracula (1977)
04 Oct 2022
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An AU where Renfield survives the 3d of October and joins the team but it doesn't make anything better. Mostly Mina and Renfield talking about their trauma. Also some Dracula trying to seduce Renfield back into joining him. Nothing is good and everything hurts.
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18 Feb 2026
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Because Enoch walked with God by ubyr_babaj
Fandoms: Dracula & Related Fandoms, Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897)
30 Mar 2023
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A little something based on Stoker's old drafts, where Dracula proves to Seward that Renfield is sane, turns the dude, and hangs out with him around London.
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18 Feb 2026
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The author doesn’t know much about Guts and Blackpower lore, only the Napoleonic wars. Most information was taken from the wiki; apologies for any incorrect information.
09/21/2025 - This fic won a silver key in a writing competition
03/17/2026 - This fic got me into university
—--Votre nom est inconnu, vos actes vivront à jamais (Your name is unknown, your deeds will last forever.)
- Inscription on an unnamed tombstoneBookmarked by Keysmash1809
18 Dec 2025
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In which Jemima Puddle-Duck is afraid of the dark.
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02 Nov 2025