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    Simon wakes up. He hadn't thought he would wake up after his lungs were filled with blood. And yet, here he is, in a pitch-black room, wounds tended to, listening to the most beautiful song he's ever heard.
    He's in a world where the stars are alive, and he's been rescued from his blood-soaked iron coffin by a strange, clever little rock-spider alien trying to save the stars. Of course he'll help. Too bad neither of them are biologists...
    But the new human ship approaching them might have someone aboard who is... if they don't turn Simon into a lab rat first, anyway.

    [BloodyMary where Simon gets wormholed to PHM 'verse but it's before the Hail Mary arrives, so he's saved by Rocky and spends a while on the Blip-A]

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Left off chap 16

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    Adrian’s below us. A beautiful swirl of greens. With a view like that, I can only stay a little mad at it with the little “almost killed us” fiasco. Unfamiliar constellations and the arm of the Milky Way fill the rest of my view. I start panning my view closer to Tau Ceti when I spot it.

    It’s another Hail Mary.

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    Grace and Rocky come across a parallel duo. (Multiverse / Human!Rocky and Eridian!Grace AU.)

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Left off chap 7

  3. Public Bookmark 40

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    As an internet streamer, Simon had to keep a lot of things about his life secret even if he wanted to talk to someone about it. His past, his hobbies, hell even his clothing choices sometimes. Of course, it was nearly the same for Grace, albeit much less since he had his best friend.
    None could really predict that this would happen, but they both knew they wouldn’t hear the end of it from Rocky and Adrian wasn't about to step in.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Left off chap 1

  4. Public Bookmark 44

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    So. Grace got drunk. Very drunk.
    Now he was going to a wedding with a fake boyfriend.
    Atleast his brother was a great wingman.

    Stuntman!simon x Teacher! grace

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Left off chap 1

  5. Public Bookmark 55

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    Based off of a Tumblr AU I found at like 2 am in the morning and I wanted to write this

    BIG BIG inspo from both:

    Therewasanamehere (I realized they also wrote about this AU :D ) | https://archiveofourown.org/works/86447261/chapters/228710716

    @idgabuck - the creator of this AU on Tumblr! | https://www.tumblr.com/idgabuck

    Please go check both out! I find these people really really awesome <3 (They'll probably never know tho :"D)

    UPDATES ON WEEKENDS!!!! (most of the time)

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Left of chap 7