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    Jealousy in Bloom by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    13 Jul 2019

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    Sometimes nice young men come to visit Aziraphale's bookshop. Sometimes they bring gifts.

    Sometimes those gifts are plants.

    Crowley and his plants don't like interlopers.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    A Prayer for The Wicked by

    Fandoms: Lucifer (TV)  

    20 May 2026

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    Lucifer might not have horns or a tail, but there is something obvious he can use to prove his identity to Chloe. And this way, she won't run off in terror.

    Well, probably.

    With one giant celestial wrench thrown into the gears, however, he's not getting nearly enough time to enjoy his new favorite kink. It's a good thing Chloe's there to help.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    Thank Satan It's Tuesday by

    Fandoms: Lucifer (TV)  

    03 Feb 2026

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    Chloe Decker is a superstar detective, pride of the LAPD and admired by all. The key to her success, however, is a secret she can't share with a single other soul. And she would know—she's tried.

    That changes, though, when her newest case brings her to the doorstep of the Devil himself.

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    21 Jan 2026

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    Hell Hath No Fury Like This Mess by

    Fandoms: Lucifer (TV)  

    04 Dec 2025

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    This is the tell-all of the poor soul tasked with cleaning after Lucifer Morningstar. Demonic mess? Been there. Furniture homicide? Weekly. Orgies? Don’t ask. And when the Devil gets heartbroken? Brace for the bottle avalanche. Armed with bleach, sarcasm, and a rapidly decaying will to live, our narrator navigates the most cursed job in Los Angeles…and somehow still clocks in on Monday.

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    06 Dec 2025

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    Exit Strategy by

    Fandoms: Lucifer (TV)  

    03 Jan 2026

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    Chloe and Lucifer are abducted by a sadistic game master and have to fight their way through an escape room from Hell. The only chance they have is to work together, trust each other, and never give up.

    Story Complete. Updates on Saturdays.

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    22 Nov 2025