Echodropss
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Red sky at night, shepherd's delight. Red sky at morning, shepherd's warning. Red optics trapped behind glass in an empty pizzaplex? Probably also not a good omen.
You're hired at the newly-rebuilt pizzaplex as a janitor, and spend your days cleaning already clean halls in preparation for the re-opening. It’s boring. That is, until you find a weird door and an even weirder room, and make a friend in an unlikely place.
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12 Mar 2026
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A tale as old as time. Sort of.
There's a curse, and a beast who can only be returned to human form if someone learns to love all of him. There's a man who needs to learn to love, or at least that it's okay to do so. There's also a book loving beauty longing for adventure who could possibly help them both.
There's also the requisite prince though he's anything but charming. Actually, he's a bit nasally and a little derranged and has designs on our book lover who, frankly, would rather be traded for his father's life than ever marry that arsehole. A prince who would love nothing more than to be the one to take down the Kraken and his loyal first mate, especially as he fears the man he wants to marry has fallen for them both.A Beauty and the Beast, Our Flag Means Death story.
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05 Aug 2025