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Chris didn’t do the summer reading.
Why would he? FAE 200 was barely a gen ed in his course schedule, which meant easy tests and even easier homework. He planned on sitting in the back of the huge lecture hall, blending in with the hundreds of other students, and getting an easy A.
The professor looked like a pushover too--tall, even for an elf, and thin. His robes were stuffy and academic, covering him from his neck down to his ankles, and he glided along with an in-human grace, barely even bobbing with each step. His long, pointed ears extended over the top of his head, his straight silver hair falling on either side, and they twitched in irritation as he settled in front of the desk at the front of the lecture hall and turned to observe the clamoring crowd of students.
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Chris Marshall didn't mean to come to such a diverse university and isn't used to being the only human in a class full of fantasy races. His learning curve becomes much steeper than he anticipated when his first Elven teacher curses a fleshlight to connect to his ass without his knowledge, sharing it with the rest of the faculty and teaching him the hard way how important it is to be open minded.
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But Whose Heart Would Not Take Flight on First and Fierce Affirming Sight of Sunlight? by TheWritingOwl for TourettesDog
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
04 Dec 2025
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Luffy has a strange definition of a "first mate".
Apparently, the rubber man thinks that to choose a first mate is to choose someone as your spouse. The revelation throws Zoro off, but ultimately he goes along with it. After all, he'd already dedicated himself to this new crew and the boy who declared himself pirate king. Might as well go the full mile and become his husband too. So he becomes Zoro, the First Mate and Luffy's husband. It feels so obvious.
Unfortunately, both Captain and First Mate neglect to inform the rest of their merry crew exactly what being "first mate" means. When the couple finally reunites after 2 long years apart, they shock the rest of their crew members with their... enthusiastic greeting.
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05 May 2026
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“Whoa there, not so rash, lady!” Scylla starts, raising her hands to gesture that she has come in peace. The witch’s staff doesn’t lower. She visibly gulps, yet continues. “I’m here to offer you something very special. So special, in fact, my fans would kill for it: a private concert! Just the two of us. What do you say? Just hop on and I’ll whisk you away!”
Melinoë feels like she is being pranked. She cocks her head to the side, equally as confused as she is annoyed. “Hop on… your shell?”, she asks, disbelief evident in her voice.
All Scylla does is nod vigorously, her grin big and eyes expectant as she waits for an answer. Now this is just weird.
tldr: Melinoë first gets serenaded by Scylla, then tentacled
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08 Apr 2026
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Damned If You Do or You Don't by toushindai (WallofIllusion)
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
04 Oct 2025
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A boon from Aphrodite changes Melinoë's battle with Scylla into something else.
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08 Apr 2026
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My hands are not clean (they can still carry you home) by Arcturus_Ish
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
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The thing about plastic chairs is that they weren't a great substitute for an actual bed; the other thing is, Robert can't exactly afford to be picky and even if he 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 the internal debate is still ongoing as to whether or not he deserves a mattress at this current point in his life.
So, the plastic chair stays and is staying for the foreseeable future. Besides, it's charming - in a depressing, minimalism-that-is-totally-not-a-reflection-of-his-inner-sense-of-worth way.
Or:The fic where Robert has chronic pain and Flambae has warm hands. The two of them will figure out what to do about that eventually, right?
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