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Crash Landing On That Dick by ReignPage
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 Feb 2026
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Imagine being one of the women who got kidnapped by aliens wanting to experiment on you, staging a revolt, and crash-landing on a prehistoric hellscape. Now imagine a bunch of hot, feral men who’ve never seen a human woman before declaring you guys as their respective, fated mates. Yeah. It’s that kind of story. Is it too late to go back to the alien scientists?
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07 Jul 2026
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home is nowhere, therefore you by Ark
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
30 Jan 2020
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"Right, well," Jaskier says, when he halts before Geralt. Up close, he looks much more nervous. There is sweat on his brow and his collar is damp with it, and his teeth keep catching on his lower lip. "True love's kiss. There's—ah—there's nothing to it." And he bends, the utter imbecile, and kisses Geralt full on the mouth.
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04 Jun 2026
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V did it. She stormed the castle, destroyed Mikoshi, made it back out alive... Hell, she even wrangled Johnny back from the dead. She got everything she could have wanted. Everything except for a real goddamn cure.
A six-month countdown, a dying woman desperate to save her own life, a rockerboy relearning what it means to be a real person again, and two halves of the same mind split back into bodies that aren't sure they wanted to be separated.
Then the clock runs out.
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AKA a fic that was intended to be all cuddles and curing both V and Johnny's chronic touch starvation but ended up also becoming Johnny Silverhand and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Four Months because I like to put that old man in Situations <3
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- Part 1 of Come A Little Closer
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23 Dec 2025
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When Steve applies for a summer camp per Dustin's request, he doesn’t expect to have the most interesting summer of his life.
Featuring a sulky metalhead who hates Steve for no reason, eight kids set on driving Steve to an early grave, Robin Buckley’s ability to charm any girl she wants, and Steve’s bisexual disaster/dream/nightmare.
But hey, that’s what summer camp is all about. Right?
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- Part 1 of CFCU (Camp Folktale Cinematic Universe)
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12 Dec 2025
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smoking guns (hot to the touch) by fivecenturiesverse
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
15 Jul 2022
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Sure, they've saved the world, but the best part of that really is that it doesn't end there and in a town where everyone thinks he murdered a girl, he's at least got Steve Harrington and Robin Buckley. It's really not his fault he accidentally starts living at Steve's house, he was invited, after all. There's a mystery too, about Barbara Holland and Steve's pool.
“Your boner is digging into me,” says Robin, and Steve snorts a tired sort of laugh.
“I don’t have a —”
“You do, I can feel it. Gross.”
“Okay, but it’s only a little one,” he says in a small voice which sounds like he’s impersonating someone.
“Are you ever going to let that go? I peed a little bit when the Russians got the torture devices out, okay?” She sounds amused, though.
Eddie jolts. “Russian torture devices?”
Robin carries on like she didn’t hear him but Steve catches his eye and he’s grinning. “How do you even have a boner dude? You were definitely having a nightmare I know your twitching means a nightmare… Did you have a boner over Vecna?”
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05 Dec 2025