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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    After making a deal with the devil, Peggy Blake hoped to hide in Port Royal and fade into obscurity. But when pirates attack her home, and her friend Will Turner follows them, Peggy must face her past and the dangers she left behind to help him. Can she turn the tide in her favour? Or will the mad schemes of her old captain Jack Sparrow land her in Davy Jones Locker?
    (Will go through the original trilogy)

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    11 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Sylvia Goldfinch never thought she'd be here; a handmaid in a mansion serving a governor. Yet here she is. Her childhood was a different story - high seas, strong winds, her father. Those memories feel distant now, replaced with stuffy dresses and serving teas on silver platters.

    So, when an opportunity is violently thrust upon her to chase freedom once again in the form of a pirate - a very strange, very irritating, and probably deeply disturbed pirate - Sylvia knows she must make a decision. A decision that changes everything.

    Or; Freedom and the courage to chase it. Attachment and the fear of obligation. One's place in the world and the fortitude to go against it.

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    Follows the plot of Curse of the Black Pearl, told from Sylvia's perspective.

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    11 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    James Norrington’s fatal flaw is almost.

    Fifteen years ago, there was a girl on the south pier with a stolen chart, a red ribbon, and an open horizon. He said no. He kept the ribbon.

    Now there is a disgraced officer in a Tortuga pig pen, a pirate captain with a ship that has opinions, and a coin that knows the difference between a door and a cage.

    Tilly Hartcourt does not lock doors behind people. She is not going to turn around.

    But when death comes to collect James Norrington, she is willing to dispute the claim.

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    11 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    Ever since Eira took the first breath of her second life, everything had been about death. Her resurrection left her skin a pale, hypothermic blue— a permanent brand ensuring she would never forget she'd traded her life for necromantic talent. Nobles paid her adoptive family well for it: resurrections, funeral rites, conversations with the dead. Questionable alliances. Even more sinister friends. It earned her family money and respect. It brought Eira nothing but travel— the only freedom afforded to her. Necromancy was hers only because they couldn't take it.

    But when she meets a pale elf with some interesting features, studying him is easier than admitting why she sees so much of herself in him.
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    This has become the kind of dark, psychologically driven fic I was always hoping to find. They're absolute disasters and I love them so much.

    Smutty chapters will be marked with *

    We're currently in the middle of Act 2. It's messy over here.

    Updates every few days as grad school allows!

    Warning: I’m a slut for Gale conflict and jealous/possessive Astarion.

    Also you can rip em dashes from my cold, dead hands. Enjoy. <3

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    09 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    "We were a perfect match. My intellect, your ruthlessness. We created the Absolute together."

    Raziel had failed them all before they had even met. Thinking back on the faces of the victims he remembers it is horrifically easy to imagine his companions joining their ranks, one by one, as he becomes more and more of the Bhaalspawn he was created to be. He promised from the start to free them from their tadpoles, help them stop the Absolute, and keep them safe as long as they traveled together.
    As long as they stayed with him, they could never be safe. Their biggest threat was him. And if there was one thing Raziel was good at, it was eliminating threats.

    AKA Gortash reveals everything, and Raziel does what he thinks is best to protect his companions, even if that means taking himself out of the picture.

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    09 Jul 2026