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Rat poison only works because rodents don't have a gag reflex.

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Series Begun:

2026-05-22

Series Updated:

2026-07-03

Description:

Lohen likes to play with poison and daggers, so he gets to get sick and injured all over Teyvat.

aka the lohen whump series

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Words:: 1,957
Works:: 2
Complete:: No
Bookmarks:: 1

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Kiss the scars you've caused by mffnwww

Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 May 2026
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Summary

Lohen wonders what could possibly be the side effects of drinking dandelion wine after he supposedly got over his allergy. Illuga is not amused by his antics.

Series
- Part 1 of Rat poison only works because rodents don't have a gag reflex.
Language:

English

Words:

819

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

11

Kudos:

217

Bookmarks:

16

Hits:

1,730
Luck runs out by mffnwww

Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Jul 2026
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Being told Lohen was one of the lucky ones to get out of the experiment lab might have messed him up a bit. Varka having to stop Rerir from killing him might've messed him up even more.

Series
- Part 2 of Rat poison only works because rodents don't have a gag reflex.
Language:

English

Words:

1,138

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

101

Bookmarks:

8

Hits:

848