Two Nickels: Miss Me Miss Me (Now You Gotta...)
Unrelated, complimentary, fics involving misunderstandings/misconceptions. Currently contains:
Hood's Goons get the wrong idea about his relationship with a/the Gotham Vigilante(s)
'Trafficking Victim' Dimension Travel AU
'Blackmailer' Tim
A mini Batkid 'saves' Bruce from a bad man
Tim is (not) a ghost
Baby ghost Jason gets care-dnapped
The Three Incompetent Timnappers
Fairytale Matchmaker Damian
Faux Preg-men-cies
Bobby & Buck (& Eddie) are(n't) just coworkers
David thinks Buck & Eddie are together (he may not be wrong)
Athena's Mom thinks Buck is Bobby’s (& Eddie’s) (she's not exactly wrong)
Eddie hears about Chris' new friend Buck & thinks he's a kid, then he meets Chris' (hot) new teacher...
Roy doesn't have a boyfriend... does he?!
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“I like your eye spots,” the kid says, reaching for a glue stick.
“Thank you,” he says. “It’s a birthmark.”
“I’ve never seen a birthmark before!” The kid gasps. “How do you get one?”
Or, Buck gets crushed by a ladder truck and chooses to glass-half-full it. He volunteers to teach a kid's art class at the library. He meets a kid and his dad and his cup end ups very, very full.
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Bruce Wayne and his vampire boyfriend by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
28 Jan 2024
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“What the fuck is this kiddo?”
“Holy water,” the child murmured.
Jason raised an eyebrow, “Holy water? Do you think Bruce is a vampire?”
If it weren't so absurd, he would laugh. Eh, a Batman wasn't that different from a vampire, right?
The kid shook his head, “No, not Mr. Wayne. The man who is with him.”
“Clark?”
“The vampire,” the other corrected him. “I know what it is, and he's hurting Mr. Wayne. “
(At nine years old, Tim Drake is a genius who has discovered the identities of Batman and Robin. But he remains a child, and when he sees marks on Mr. Wayne's neck, he arrives at the only possible solution for him: Batman is a victim of a vampire.)
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welcome to the land of no brain cells by Ms_Trickster
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23 Jul 2021
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Two Nickels: Fairytale Matchmaker Damian
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Tim is having boy troubles.Tim goes to his brothers for help.
Tim...did not think that plan of action through.
(In which the batbros give Tim advice on relationships, told entirely through texts.)
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Make It Up As We Go Along by there_must_be_a_lock
Fandoms: Hawkeye (Comics), DCU (Comics), Green Arrow (Comics)
08 Dec 2023
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“Jay, you gotta promise not to laugh at me.”
“Seriously? Have you met me?”
“Hey, it was worth a try.” Roy takes a deep breath. “The secretary at Lian’s school just referred to Clint as my partner.”
“Uh-huh,” Jason says flatly.
“She thought he was my boyfriend!”
“Uh-huh. And?”
[In which Lian catches a stomach bug, Clint builds a blanket fort, and Roy gets a clue.]
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Steal My Sunshine by akaLiashi (Liashi)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
17 Apr 2026
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“For the record, I totally didn’t send this,” Jason declares, resting his fists judgmentally on his hips and wrinkling the bridge of his nose as he takes in the envelope’s exterior details. “I wouldn’t embarrass myself by printing the address for Wayne Manor in Comic Sans. And I definitely wouldn’t use whatever fresh hell that return address is printed in.”
Taking the bagged envelope in hand again, Bruce moves to the Batcomputer and pulls up the folder of fonts on the system. He glances between the envelope and the sample screen for the font he’d already suspected would be a match.
But clocking the font name gives him a great deal of pause. “Jokerman,” he finally declares in a growl through clenched teeth.
Tim, as it turns out, may not be Jack Drake’s son, but Bruce Wayne’s already got kids he picked out personally. That’s okay though, because Tim’s got a plan for how to deal with this revelation—it’s not like he needs acknowledgement from a second father that doesn’t want him, anyway.
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Two Nickels: 'Blackmailer' Tim