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Donna stood in the doorway of Harvey’s office, a glass of Macallan in one hand and a stack of motion disclosures in the other, watching the display through the glass.
Inside, Mike was perched on the corner of Harvey’s mahogany desk—entirely too close for standard associate-partner decorum—leaning in to point at a clause in a deposition summary. Harvey didn't push him off or tell him to get back to his cubicle. Instead, Harvey reached out, casually draped an arm over the back of Mike’s chair, and rested a hand on the back of Mike’s neck, thumb absently tracing his hairline while reading over his shoulder.
"You missed the tax loop in section four, kid," Harvey said, his voice dropping into that low, effortless purr reserved for high-stakes negotiations.
"I didn't miss it," Mike shot back, looking up through his eyelashes with a quick, infectious grin that was far too practice-honed. "I left it there so Opposing Counsel would think they had an angle before we pull the rug out."
Harvey chuckled, his hand sliding down to lightly pat Mike’s shoulder. "Good boy. Go prep the subpoena."
Donna leaned her shoulder against the doorframe, letting out a dry, deliberate sigh.
"If I didn't know better," Donna said, stepping inside and closing the door behind her, "I’d say you two were auditioning for a very niche cable drama."
Harvey didn't even look up as Mike slid off the desk, snagging a file with a sly wink before walking past Donna into the hallway.
"He's sharp today, Donna," Harvey said, settling back into his leather chair. "And the tactics are working."
"Oh, I know they're working," Donna said, crossing her arms and eyeing him with her trademark all-knowing stare. "You two just humiliated the head litigator at Wakefield-Cady by playing into every single 'master and lapdog' rumor running through the Manhattan bar association. He was so busy trying to figure out if you were buying him Tom Ford suits or just keeping him on a tight leash that he completely missed Mike entering the shell company docs into evidence."
Harvey smirked, pouring himself a drink. "Unsettled opponents make sloppy mistakes. If they think Mike’s my pampered trophy associate who only gets results because I pat him on the head, let them think it. It buys us three steps of head start every single time."
"Just make sure you don't overplay it," Donna warned, a knowing flicker in her eyes. "Because half the associates on the seventeenth floor are starting to ask if Mike has an allowance, and Louis looks like he’s five minutes away from filing an HR report out of sheer confusion."
Harvey took a slow sip of his Macallan, completely unbothered, and looked up at Donna over the rim of his glass.
"Well," Harvey said smoothly, "we are dating."
Donna’s eyebrow shot up so fast it nearly hit her hairline. For a split second, the all-knowing Donna Paulsen looked genuinely caught off guard, her cross-armed stance tightening just a fraction before her signature composure snapped right back into place.
"Excuse me?" Donna said, stepping further into the room and lowering her voice into a sharp whisper. "Since when?"
Harvey leaned back in his leather chair, the smirk playing on his lips growing just a little wider. "Since about three months ago. Give or take a couple of late-night Chinese takeout orders in my apartment."
"You're telling me," Donna began, pointing a manicured finger at him, "that you two aren't just using an absurdly effective, wildly unethical mind game to throw off opposing counsel—you’re actually...?"
"We're actually," Harvey confirmed with a slight shrug, looking entirely pleased with himself. "And the fact that it throws off high-priced litigators is just a very convenient fringe benefit. Though I have to admit, watching Wakefield's face when Mike called me 'Harvey' in that tone during the deposition was worth every penny."
Donna stared at him for a long, silent moment, processing the timeline, the subtle shifts over the last few months, and the sheer audacity of the two of them keeping it under wraps right under her nose.
"Three months," Donna repeated, her eyes narrowing thoughtfully. "Which means that custom Brooks Brothers briefcase Mike brought in last Tuesday wasn't a firm bonus."
"It was a two-month anniversary present," Harvey said, without a trace of shame. "And he earned it."
Donna didn't even blink. Her arms uncrossed, and she leaned forward over Harvey’s desk, placing both hands flat on the polished mahogany.
"I want a car," she said, her voice deadpan and entirely serious.
Harvey paused mid-sip, his glass hovering an inch from his mouth. "What?"
"You heard me," Donna said, a slow, dangerous smile spreading across her face. "I have kept your secret for three entire months. I have covered for Mike’s mysterious morning tardiness, I have re-routed Louis’s paranoid HR inquiries, and I have sat by while you bought him designer briefcases and let him perch on your desk like a prized Pomeranian."
She tapped her fingernails against the desk with a rhythmic click-click-click.
"If I am going to continue running interference for Pearson Specter Litt's most scandalously effective power couple, I expect hush money," Donna declared, tilting her head. "A 1967 Aston Martin DB6. Red. Leather interior."
Harvey stared at her, an amused, disbelieving laugh escaping his chest. "Donna, I'm not buying you a vintage Aston Martin just because I'm dating my associate."
"You bought him a briefcase, Harvey," Donna countered instantly, leaning in closer. "And if I go tell Jessica that your secret courtroom weapon is actually just your boyfriend, she will take your Macallan, your office, and your car. So, really, an Aston Martin is a bargain."
Before Harvey could answer, the door clicked open again and Mike walked back in, holding a fresh set of subpoena drafts. He looked between Harvey's flat expression and Donna's triumphant smile, sensing the sudden shift in energy.
"Did I miss something?" Mike asked cautiously, looking at Harvey. "Why does Donna look like she just won the lottery?"
"Because," Harvey said, glaring fondly at his secretary, "she just extorted me."
Mike’s eyes lit up with instant, devious comprehension, a slow grin spreading across his face as he set the subpoena drafts down on the corner of the desk.
"Wait, are we negotiating hush money?" Mike asked, leaning against the edge of the desk again—this time shooting Harvey a quick, cheeky glance before locking eyes with Donna. "Because if we are, I have a counter-offer."
Donna raised an eyebrow, intriguing curiosity flickering over her face as she crossed her arms again. "I'm listening, Ross. But it better be good, because I'm currently holding a classic Aston Martin hostage."
"I'll get you that green Stella McCartney dress you've been eyeing for three weeks," Mike said smoothly, tapping his chin as his brain ran at full speed. "The one in the window on Madison Avenue. If... you go down to the tenth floor right now and drop enough subtle, deeply ambiguous hints to Louis that he starts hyperventilating about our 'unprofessional dynamic'."
Harvey groaned, rubbing the bridge of his nose, though the corner of his mouth twitched upward. "Mike, do not encourage her. Louis is already on the verge of a cardiac event every time you sit near me in a briefing."
"Are you kidding?" Mike grinned, looking down at Harvey with pure amusement. "Louis asked me yesterday if you were 'sponsoring my lifestyle' because he saw the new shoes you got me. If Donna pushes him over the edge, he’ll be so distracted trying to figure out if we’re abusing power dynamics that he’ll completely forget to audit my billable hours for the month."
Donna looked between Mike's mischievous grin and Harvey's long-suffering expression, a slow, brilliant smile taking over her features.
"The Stella dress," Donna said, pointing a finger at Mike. "And the shoes that go with it."
"Done," Mike agreed instantly.
"You two are unbelievable," Harvey muttered, though he didn't make a single move to stop either of them, settling back in his chair with his glass of Macallan. "If Jessica asks why Louis is locked in his office sobbing into a mud bath, I'm telling her it was entirely your idea, Ross."
"Deal," Donna said, already spinning on her heel toward the door. "Watch and learn, boys. I'm about to give Louis Litt a nervous breakdown."
Donna smoothed her skirt, adjusted her posture to maximum dramatic effect, and sauntered straight down to Louis Litt’s office.
Louis was huddled over his desk, surrounded by color-coded billing sheets and looking as stressed as a man could possibly be. He barely had time to look up before Donna swept into the room, softly closing the frosted glass door behind her.
"Louis," Donna said in a low, conspiratorial tone, leaning against the frame of his desk. "I need to ask you something. And you have to promise me it stays between us."
Louis immediately dropped his gold Montblanc pen, his eyes widening. "What? What is it? Is it Jessica? Did Harvey lose the McKernon account? Tell me, Donna!"
"It's about Mike," Donna whispered, looking over her shoulder as if someone might be listening through the glass. "Have you noticed... anything different about his arrangement with Harvey lately?"
Louis gasped, clutching the front of his cardigan. "I knew it! I knew those bespoke shoes weren't from a partner bonus! I saw Harvey put a hand on the back of his neck in the hallway yesterday, Donna! It was... it was possessive! It was suggestive!" He slammed his hands on the desk, leaning in. "Are you telling me Harvey Specter is abusing his position to buy the affection of his junior associate?!"
Donna let out a dramatic, wistful sigh, placing a delicate hand over her heart. "Oh, Louis... if only it were that simple. It's not an abuse of power. It's... a deep, deeply expensive partnership. Harvey doesn't just manage him. He pampers him."
Louis stared at her, his jaw slowly dropping. "Pam—pampering? In a corporate law firm?!"
"I heard Harvey just set up a private allowance account for him," Donna added, tossing her hair casually. "And Mike calls him 'Harvey' in private. But only when he gets a new Tom Ford suit out of it."
Louis looked like he was about to faint. His chest heaved as he reached frantically for his mug of chamomile tea, his hands trembling violently. "This is a violation of every ethical code in the bar association! It's sugar-coated favoritism! It's... it's shockingly domestic! Does Mike even do his own legal research anymore, or does he just bat his eyelashes and get a new briefcase?!"
"All I'm saying, Louis," Donna said smoothly, turning toward the door with a secretive smile, "is if you're going to challenge Mike on his billable hours this month... you might want to check with his benefactor first."
She opened the door, stepping out into the hallway just in time to hear Louis collapse back into his executive chair with a strangled, muffled squeak of sheer panic.
Donna walked back up to the partner level, pulled out her phone, and texted Mike: Green Stella dress. Size 4. Delivery by tomorrow morning.
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When Donna returned to her desk, holding a fresh cup of coffee, the giant, crisp shopping bag from Stella McCartney was sitting right in the center of her chair, topped with a silk ribbon.
She set her coffee down and pulled out the smooth, emerald-green dress, admiring the precise tailoring and the weight of the fabric. Tucked inside the collar was a small, elegant card written in Mike's unmistakable neat handwriting.
For services rendered above and beyond the call of duty. Louis hasn't left his office all morning and won't make eye contact with Harvey.
Donna smiled to herself, tracing the silk edge of the dress before hanging it carefully on her coat rack.
Through the glass windows of Harvey's office, she could see the two of them. Mike was leaning against the edge of the desk again, holding a steaming mug of coffee and laughing silently at something Harvey was saying. Harvey was looking up at him with that rare, genuine warmth he usually kept carefully hidden behind a wall of arrogance, his fingers lightly brushing against Mike’s wrist as he reached for a document.
Donna tapped lightly on the glass and slid the door open, stepping inside with her arms crossed.
"Size four. Fits like a dream," Donna announced, glancing at Mike with approval. "You have excellent taste, Ross. Though I suspect Harvey gave you his credit card."
"It was a joint investment in office peace and quiet," Mike grinned, taking a sip of his coffee. "Speaking of which, Louis just sent over three complete case files for the Wakefield litigation with a note attached that literally just said: 'Please don't let him fire me.'"
Harvey chuckled, leaning back in his chair and resting his hands behind his head. "I told you, Donna. Panic makes people compliant."
"Panic makes Louis compliant," Donna corrected smoothly. "Which means you two owe me a bottle of wine if I have to keep him from calling a firm-wide ethics seminar."
Louis didn't bother knocking. He burst through the glass doors like a man possessed, his face red, a thick, tabbed binder clutched to his chest like a shield.
"I have HAD IT!" Louis shrieked, his voice hitting a pitch that rattled the glass walls. "The sheer, unadulterated debauchery happening under this roof is a stain on the sacred legacy of Pearson Specter Litt!"
Mike didn't even flinch. He just casually crossed one leg over the other, staying right where he was—perched comfortably on the edge of Harvey's desk, holding his coffee mug with both hands and taking a slow, deliberate sip.
Harvey slowly leaned back in his leather chair, resting his chin on his steepled fingers, looking at Louis as if he were a slightly noisy fly.
"Louis," Harvey said, his voice dropping into that dangerously cool tone. "You're ruining the aesthetic of my office. Take a breath before you give yourself a stroke."
"Do not 'Louis' me, Harvey!" Louis barked, pointing a trembling finger between the two of them. He marched right up to the desk, his eyes darting frantically from the hand Harvey had casually resting near Mike's knee to the designer dress hanging prominently on Donna's rack outside. "I know what's going on! Donna told me everything! The custom briefcases! The private allowances! The... the spoiling!"
He slammed the binder onto the mahogany table.
"You are keeping a trophy associate on the firm's dime, Harvey! It is a complete and total breakdown of legal ethics, human resources, and moral decency! And why? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED?!" Louis pressed a hand to his heart, looking genuinely wounded. "If there was a pampering hierarchy in this firm, I should have been consulted! I am a senior partner! I appreciate fine craftsmanship and luxury dynamic setups far more than this... this biking hooligan!"
Mike looked down at Harvey, unable to fight the huge, delighted grin spreading across his face.
"Are you upset about the ethics, Louis," Mike asked innocently, tilting his head, "or are you just mad Harvey didn't buy you a Brooks Brothers briefcase?"
"I am MAD," Louis yelled, his voice cracking, "that no one tells me anything in this building! I had to hear from Donna that you two are practically operating a high-end sugar agreement out of the litigation department! Do you know what this does to the billable hours structure?!"
Harvey let out a soft laugh, resting his arm on the back of Mike's leg and giving it a brief, reassuring squeeze right in front of Louis.
"Louis," Harvey said smoothly, "if you're that concerned about the billables, feel free to take the Wakefield-Cady depositions off Mike's plate. Otherwise, get out of my office so my associate can finish eating his breakfast."
Louis stared at Harvey’s hand on Mike’s leg, his mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water. He looked at Mike, who gave him a cheerful little wave over his coffee mug, and then back to Harvey’s completely unbothered expression.
"I am going to my office," Louis announced, his voice suddenly dropping into a breathless, horrified whisper. "I am going to drink my green juice, and I am going to pretend I never saw this brazen display of favoritism."
He snatched his binder back, spun on his heel, and practically sprinted back out toward the elevators, leaving Donna standing in the hallway, silently applauding him as he passed.
Deciding this was enough Mike decided to do more.
"JESSICA KNOWS,"Mike yelled to Louis
Louis froze mid-stride right outside the glass doors, his foot hovering in the air like he’d just stepped on a landmine.
Slowly, painfully, he turned on his heel. His face drained of what little color it had left, shifting from flushed red to a ghostly, indoor-plant pale.
"What?" Louis croaked, his voice cracking violently. He clutched his binder so tight against his ribs it looked like he was trying to merge with it. He took three agonizingly slow steps back into the doorway, his eyes darting between Mike and Harvey in pure terror. "What did you just say to me, Ross?"
Mike didn't move an inch from his spot on Harvey’s desk. He just raised his voice just enough to carry straight down the glass corridor, a devilish, unbothered grin plastered across his face.
"I said, Jessica knows!" Mike called out, leaning back slightly and crossing his ankles. "She’s known for three weeks, Louis! She actually approved the budget for the briefcase!"
Louis looked like he was about to faint right onto the herringbone hardwood. "She... she approved it?! The managing partner of this firm is actively subsidizing your... your domestic arrangement?!"
"She called it a 'morale investment,' Louis," Harvey chimed in smoothly, picking up a pen and casually spinning it between his fingers. "Said as long as Mike keeps winning motion hearings, I can buy him whatever luxury leather goods I want."
"Morale investment?!" Louis shrieked, clutching his head with both hands. "I asked her for a mud-bath allowance six months ago and she told me to go jump in the Hudson River! This is nepotism! This is favoritism! This is an outrage!"
"Actually, Louis," Donna interjected from her desk, her voice dripping with artificial sympathy as she adjusted her new Stella McCartney dress on its hanger, "she also said if you don't have the Wakefield-Cady filings on her desk by 2:00 PM, she's going to reassign your favorite associate to Mike."
Louis’s jaw hit the floor. He looked at Mike—who gave him a sweet, perfectly timed wink—then at Harvey, and finally at Donna.
"You're all insane," Louis whispered, his eyes wide with sheer paranoia. "This entire floor is an asylum!"
He turned and bolted down the hall, his leather dress shoes squeaking loudly against the floor as he sprinted toward his office to start typing as fast as his fingers could carry him.
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It was supposed to be a quick, five-minute hideout to dodge a grueling three-hour deposition prep, but three minutes in, the prep work had been completely forgotten.
Mike was backed up against a shelf of industrial floor cleaner, his fingers tangled in the lapels of Harvey’s Tom Ford jacket, while Harvey had a firm hand planted against the wall right beside Mike’s head, deepening the kiss until neither of them was paying attention to the outside world.
Until the door handles clicked.
"I'm telling you, the supply closet on twelve always has the good stationery—"
The door swung wide open.
Standing in the fluorescent light of the hallway was a third-year litigation associate, holding a clipboard and looking directly into the dim, narrow space.
Harvey didn't even jump. He slowly broke the kiss, leaning his head back just enough to look over his shoulder, his hand remaining casually resting on Mike's waist. Mike, flushed and slightly breathless, tucked his chin into Harvey's shoulder, fighting a ridiculously unprofessional laugh.
"Can we help you?" Harvey asked, his voice smooth, deadpan, and completely devoid of guilt.
The associate stared. His eyes went from Harvey's immaculate, slightly rumpled suit, down to Mike—who was sitting on the edge of a stack of paper towel boxes—and back up to Harvey's flat, unbothered expression.
"I... I was looking for sticky notes," the associate stammered, his face turning bright red.
"They're on ten," Mike offered cheerfully over Harvey's shoulder, dusting off his sleeves. "And if you tell Louis you saw us in here, he’ll spend three hours explaining why this violates firm janitorial protocol."
"Right. Tenth floor. Sorry, Mr. Specter," the associate blurted out, backing away so fast he almost tripped over his own feet, slamming the closet door shut behind him.
Inside the quiet darkness again, Harvey turned back to Mike, a low chuckle escaping his chest as he shook his head.
"You're terrible for this firm's HR department, kid," Harvey murmured, leaning back in close.
"Please," Mike grinned, wrapping his arms back around Harvey's neck. "You're the one who pulled me in here.
The third-year associate hadn't even reached the elevators before the rumor mill hit warp speed. By lunch, the whispers on the seventeenth floor had reached a fever pitch.
Instead of hiding in his office or letting the gossip swirl into a mess of HR panics, Harvey did what Harvey always did when he wanted to take control of a room: he set the stage.
At 2:00 PM sharp, the glass doors of the main conference room were wide open. Harvey was standing at the head of the long mahogany table, looking pristine in a fresh navy suit, a single finger tapping against his glass of water. Beside him, Mike was sitting comfortably in one of the high-backed leather chairs, a light smirk on his face as he flipped through a brief.
The entire senior team had gathered—Jessica at the foot of the table looking entirely unimpressed, Louis looking like he was hyperventilating into a silk handkerchief, and Donna casually leaning against the back wall, holding a clipboard like a royal announcer.
"Alright, listen up," Harvey began, his voice easily cutting through the nervous murmurs of the gathered associates and partners. "I'm going to make this fast because we have three motions to file by four o'clock."
He gestured vaguely between himself and Mike.
"The rumors are true. Mike and I are together. Have been for months. No, it’s not an HR violation—Jessica reviewed the arrangement, signed off on the conflict disclosures, and approved the setup three weeks ago."
Louis gasped so loudly it echoed off the glass. "Jessica! You sanctioned this?!"
Jessica didn't even look at Louis. She took a calm sip of her espresso, leaning forward slightly. "They win cases, Louis. And unlike you, they don't cry in my office when their billable hours get audited. If Harvey buying him designer briefcases keeps our litigation win rate at ninety-eight percent, they can make out in every supply closet on the twelfth floor for all I care."
Mike buried his face in his hands, laughing silently, while Harvey just offered Jessica a small, victorious nod.
"So," Harvey continued, looking around the room at the stunned crowd of lawyers, "here are the new rules. You will not ask Mike if he gets an allowance. You will not leave HR complaints on my desk. And if anyone tries to use our dynamic to throw Mike off his game in court..."
Harvey leaned over the table, his eyes locking onto every single associate in the room with lethal intensity. "...I will personally make sure your legal career ends at a traffic court in Queens. Are we clear?"
The room went dead silent. Nobody moved. Nobody breathed.
"Crystal," Louis whispered, clutching his chest. "Absolutely crystal."
"Good," Harvey said, straightening his cuffs and stepping back. "Meeting adjourned. Mike, grab your jacket. We're going to dinner."
Mike slid out of his chair, grabbing his briefcase with a bright, triumphant grin as he walked past a still-frozen Louis. "Told you she knew, Louis," he whispered, clapping him on the shoulder as he followed Harvey out into the sunlit corridor.
"Donna Keep these vultures away and I'll you get you that car," Harvey said
Donna didn't even turn around from her desk. She reached out, calmly clicked a pen, and pointed it toward the elevator bank like a broadsword.
"You have a five-minute head start," Donna announced without looking back. "By minute six, I am personally handing three junior partners your deposition files, and I will be expecting the keys to a 1967 Aston Martin on my desk by Monday morning."
"Make it ten minutes and I'll toss in a tank of gas," Harvey called out over his shoulder, his hand settling comfortably on the small of Mike's back as he steered him toward the private executive elevator.
Mike practically had to bite the inside of his cheek to keep from burst-laughing out loud as they passed a cluster of trembling first-year associates who were actively pressing themselves against the hallway glass to get out of Donna's line of sight.
"She's actually going to do it, you know," Mike whispered, sliding into the elevator right beside Harvey. He turned, leaning his shoulder against the mirrored wall and looking at Harvey with a crooked, bright-eyed grin. "She's going to hold off the entire seventeenth floor like a one-woman army, and you're going to be down a classic sports car by next week."
"Worth every penny," Harvey said smoothly, the elevator doors sliding shut to block out the chaotic buzz of the firm. He stepped closer, crowding Mike into the corner of the elevator cab, his thumb catching Mike's chin to lift his head up. "Besides, I'm taking my trophy associate to dinner, and I don't intend on taking any phone calls."
Mike's smile softened, his fingers coming up to rest on the lapel of Harvey's jacket. "You know, if Louis finds out you called me your trophy associate in an elevator, he might actually file a formal injunction."
"Let him file," Harvey murmured, leaning down to catch his lips in a slow, possessive kiss as the elevator began its smooth descent down to the Manhattan streets. "Jessica already approved the budget."
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Harvey and Mike had just walked when Donna walked up to them. "Tarvis is in your office," she warned.
Harvey didn't even slow his stride, though his brow furrowed slightly as he adjusted his buttoned jacket. "Travis Tanner? What the hell is he doing here on a Saturday morning?"
"He didn't say," Donna answered, matching his quick pace down the corridor while Mike kept step right beside Harvey. "All he said was that he heard about your new 'litigation strategy' and wanted to congratulate you in person. He's been sitting in your leather chair for ten minutes drinking your Macallan."
Mike caught Harvey's eye, his jaw tightening slightly. Travis Tanner was the absolute last person they wanted poking around their personal lives, especially given Tanner's knack for finding raw nerves and pressing them until they bled.
"Don't worry about it," Harvey muttered, placing a steadying hand on Mike's shoulder before sliding open his office door.
Sure enough, Travis Tanner was kicked back in Harvey's executive chair, his feet resting casually on the polished mahogany desk, swirling a half-full glass of scotch.
"Harvey," Tanner purred, a slow, razor-sharp smirk spreading across his face as his eyes darted straight to Mike. "And the little protégé. Or should I say... the trophy?"
Tanner swung his legs off the desk and stood up, buttoning his jacket with exaggerated polish.
"I have to hand it to you, Specter," Tanner chuckled, taking a slow step toward them. "I thought the rumors floating around the bar association were just bad gossip. But then I see you two walking in together, looking like a poster for high-end corporate favoritism. Tell me, Ross—does he buy you a new suit every time you win a motion, or is that just for special occasions?"
"He buys one every time I rock his world," Mike said
Tanner froze for a fraction of a second, his razor-sharp smirk faltering just enough to show the hit landed.
Mike didn't flinch. He casually strolled past Tanner, picking up a file from the side table with practiced ease, looking entirely unbothered as he gave Tanner a slow, up-and-down sweep.
"Which, as you can see by the fit," Mike added smoothly, tapping his hand against his tailored suit jacket, "is pretty much every single night."
Harvey let out a low, dark laugh, stepping directly into Tanner's space so the rival lawyer was forced to look up.
"You heard the kid, Travis," Harvey said, his voice dropping into that quiet, deadly register that meant business. "So unless you came all the way to my office on a Saturday morning to buy us a wedding gift, state your business or get your feet off my furniture before I throw you out the window."
Tanner swallowed, quickly recovering his composure, though his eyes darted nervously between Harvey’s cold stare and Mike’s triumphant, smug grin. He cleared his throat, setting the scotch glass down on the desk a little too hard.
"Settlement offer on the Coastal Motors suit," Tanner gritted out, pulling a folded document from his coat pocket and slamming it onto the mahogany desk. "Ten million. Take it or I drag this trial out until both your reputations are in the gutter."
"Ten million?" Mike chimed in from behind Harvey, checking his watch with an exaggerated sigh. "Travis, please. We cleared fifteen million on a motion hearing on Tuesday. If that's the best you've got, you might want to run along back to your office and let the real lawyers work."
Harvey's hand settled casually, possessively against the back of Mike's neck, his thumb caressing the hairline just like he had earlier in the week, making a deliberate show of it right in front of Tanner's face.
"You heard him," Harvey said softly. "Offer rejected. Now get out of my office."
The door had barely clicked shut behind Travis Tanner’s retreating back when Mike blurted it out.
"I want a baby," Mike said, his voice completely calm, deadpan, and ringing out clear in the quiet office.
Harvey, who was mid-reach to pick up his glass of scotch, completely froze. His hand hovered an inch above the crystal, his fingers twitching slightly before he slowly retracted his arm and turned his head to look at Mike.
Outside the glass wall, Donna—who was walking past with a stack of files—instantly stopped dead in her tracks, her eyes wide as she slowly turned her head to stare through the pane.
"I'm sorry," Harvey said, his voice carefully neutral, though his eyebrows were climbing toward his hairline. "Did Travis Tanner hit you over the head with a brief on his way out, or did I miss a step in this conversation?"
Mike didn't flinch. He leaned back against the edge of the desk, crossing his arms and looking up at Harvey with that stubborn, razor-sharp focus he usually reserved for supreme court arguments.
"I'm serious, Harvey," Mike said, a small, mischievous twitch fighting at the corner of his mouth, though his eyes stayed steady. "Think about it. We've got the suits, we've got the apartment, we've got Louis completely terrified of us, and Jessica’s practically funding our household. The logical next step in our high-end corporate domesticity is a baby."
Harvey stared at him for three full seconds, processing the sheer absurdity of the statement, before he let out a low, disbelieving breath and rubbed the bridge of his nose.
"Mike," Harvey said smoothly, taking a slow step toward him and resting both hands on the desk on either side of Mike's hips, trapping him in place. "We are high-powered trial attorneys in Manhattan. We barely have time to keep a firm runner from having a nervous breakdown, let alone raise a child. Who’s going to babysit while we’re in depositions? Louis?"
Through the glass, Donna silently mouthed the word: Me.
"Donna just volunteered," Mike pointed out, gesturing over Harvey's shoulder with a bright grin. "And imagine the look on Tanner's face when I bring a stroller into opposing counsel prep." "Plus we can fast track getting approved for adoption," Mike said and brought out the puppy dog eyes. "Please Harvey please,"Mike said kissing his neck
Harvey’s breath hitched as Mike’s lips pressed soft and warm against the sensitive spot just beneath his jawline. He closed his eyes for half a second, fighting the immediate, dangerous urge to just melt into it.
"Mike," Harvey warned, his voice dropping an octave, though his hands stayed firmly planted on the desk on either side of Mike’s hips. "Do not do that. That is an unfair litigation tactic and you know it."
"It's not a tactic, it's a closing argument," Mike murmured against his skin, sliding his hands up to rest on Harvey’s chest, feeling the steady thrum of his heartbeat through the fine wool of his jacket. He pulled back just an inch, tilting his head up and dialing the puppy-dog eyes up to maximum intensity. "Come on, Harvey. We have the resources, we have the best legal team in the state to clear the paperwork, and... we'd be good at it."
Harvey looked down into those eyes, his ironclad resolve crumbling at a terrifying speed. He let out a long, defeated sigh, his forehead dropping forward to rest gently against Mike’s.
"You are a menace, Ross," Harvey muttered, his hand moving from the desk up to cup the back of Mike’s head, his thumb gently caressing his temple. "You know what happens if we adopt a kid? Louis is going to try to be the godfather. He’ll show up at the hospital with a gold-plated baby rattle and an application for Harvard Law."
"We can ban Louis from within fifty feet of the nursery," Mike laughed softly, leaning up to press a sweet, brief kiss to Harvey’s lips. "So... is that a yes?"
Harvey pulled back slightly, a warm, reluctant smirk finally breaking across his face as he looked at him.
"It's a 'we talk to Donna first and see how fast she can draft the adoption petition,'" Harvey corrected softly, his eyes softening completely. "And if Tanner so much as looks at our family the wrong way, I'm buying a second Aston Martin just to run his career over."
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The private adoption agency's official letter sat opened right in the middle of Harvey’s desk, complete with a gold-embossed seal confirming their approval.
Donna walked into the office carrying three glasses of champagne on a silver tray. "I told you my legal references would speed up the background check," she said, setting the tray down with a triumphant look. "The board said they’ve never seen a stronger financial and moral profile. Though I did have to clarify that Louis Litt is merely an uncle by marriage and not living in the nursery."
Mike was practically glowing. He sat on the corner of the desk—a habit he was clearly never going to break—and snatched up a glass, looking down at the letter like it was a winning verdict from the Supreme Court.
"We did it," Mike said, looking over at Harvey with an bright, undeniable grin. "Harvey, we're actually doing this."
Harvey took his own glass of champagne, his usual cool exterior completely slipping away to reveal a rare, pure smile. He stepped over to the desk, wrapping his free arm around Mike's waist and pulling him close, pressing a warm kiss to the side of his head.
"Yeah, kid," Harvey murmured, his voice soft and genuinely proud as he looked at the official documents. "We did."
Before they could even clink their glasses together, the glass door burst open.
Louis stood in the doorway, wearing a custom baby-carrier harness strapped over his suit vest, holding a massive, plush stuffed mud-bath hippopotamus under one arm.
"I heard the news!" Louis cried out, his eyes glistening with happy tears as he marched into the room. "I have already established a trust fund, enrolled the unborn child in the Junior Associates Guild, and sourced organic cashmere swaddles from Milan!"
Harvey closed his eyes, taking a long, slow sip of champagne. "Louis. If that hippo comes anywhere near my kid, I'm demoting you to traffic court."
"You can't intimidate me anymore, Harvey!" Louis sniffled, adjusting the baby harness on his chest. "I am an uncle! And I will be supervising all bedtime story legal readings!"
Mike’s phone buzzed against the polished mahogany desk, vibrating frantically against the paper of the approval letter.
He picked it up, expecting another frantic email from opposing counsel on the Coastal Motors suit, but the notification was an encrypted message from the adoption agency director. Attached was a single high-resolution photo.
Mike went completely still. His thumb hovered over the screen, his breath catching in his throat.
"Mike?" Harvey asked, stepping closer and setting his champagne glass down. "What is it?"
Without a word, Mike turned the phone around.
On the screen was a photo of a one-week-old baby girl wrapped in a pale yellow knit blanket, fast asleep in a hospital bassinet. A tiny tuft of dark hair peeked out from under a soft cotton cap, and a pink ID band was loosely wrapped around her miniature wrist. Beside the picture, the caption read: Meet baby Lilly. She’s waiting for her dads.
Harvey stared at the screen, his sharp, unbeatable trial-attorney composure instantly dissolving into absolute silence. His fingers brushed against the edge of the phone as he looked at the tiny face, his chest rising in a deep, unsteady breath.
"Lilly," Harvey whispered, the name floating out soft and quiet, entirely foreign to the glass walls of Pearson Specter Litt.
"She's... she's ours, Harvey," Mike choked out, a watery, breathless laugh escaping him as he looked up at Harvey, his eyes shining. "She's actually ours."
"Oh, give me that!" Donna gasped, stepping in and gently snatching the phone out of Mike's hand. Her breath hitched the second her eyes hit the screen, a radiant smile breaking across her face. "Look at her. She has your stubborn chin already, Ross. She is absolute perfection."
Louis peeked over Donna's shoulder, clutching his plush mud-bath hippo so hard its cotton stuffing bulged. A giant, trembling tear rolled right down his cheek.
"She’s tiny," Louis sobbed softly, wiping his face with his sleeve. "She’s a tiny, perfect future managing partner. Harvey, look at her little hands! She's ready to sign her first retainer agreement!"
Harvey didn't even bother snapping at Louis this time. He just reached out, wrapping a long arm around Mike's shoulders and pulling him tight against his side. Mike leaned into him, resting his head on Harvey's shoulder as they both stared at the little photo of their daughter.
"Pack up your desk, Ross," Harvey said softly, his voice thick with an emotion he couldn't hide if he tried. "We're going to go bring our girl home."