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Notes:

I have no idea what date I wrote this
it just seems like I wrote this while snorting 10 grams of cocaine

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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today it was a day in day where the birds were     fly 🤔🤔 and every one  happy day 🤔🤔🤔🎉🎉🎉 chainsaw and bottle were on a tree for some reason idk ok

 

chainsaw:I’m fucking bored

bottle:I don’t care

chainsaw:>:(

bottle:>:(

chainsaw:ehh whatever

bottle:*smirks in the smirks way* :::;:;:;)

chainsaw:why are you looking at me like that

bottle:no reason heeheee ::::;;:;:;:;:)))

 

chainsaw later snapped his neck back to looking at the sky

 

bottle:why are you looking at the sky dumby

chainsaw:dude why are you asking me

bottle:girl I’m curious

 

chainsaw later snapped his neck to bottle

chainsaw:totally not for me to be distracted by your pretty DISGUSTING eyes

bottle: :o I’m blusherinf *blush*

chainsaw:shit I

chainsaw:I didn’t mean that I swear

bottle: ;;;;););););););)););;));) u like me don’t you

chainsaw:I’m sorry princess I do not know wtf are you on

bottle: ;););););););););)););););););););););)

chainsaw:uh

bottle:ok good to know shithead I was just playing with you idiot

chainsaw: :/

 

chainsaws mind:hot

bottles mind: man I could go for a sandwich 🤔🤔

 

chainsaw:uhhh *breaks his own arm to hold bottles hand*

bottle:what are you doing

chainsaw:????????nothing???

bottle:dude your holding my hand

chainsaw:*blushblushblushhhh*

bottle:*smmmmmmrk*

chainsaw:dude I swear I don’t like you bitch

bottle:are you sure /;:(:(:):9/277/@1!.$:&/&569/&:$/@-@/@59669&.!.&/&/$-420;));));)

chainsaw:fuck

chainsaw:ok I LIKE YOU dude that’s all

bottle:wow

 

bottle:ok

 

bottle:wanna kiss

chainsaw:ok

 

they later kissed and then when they kissed they lived happily ever after (they died) the end

Notes:

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wtf is a orphan work