This AI shit is freaking me out.
I couldn’t sleep last night!
I can’t tell what’s real and what’s fake.
I feel like I’m being tricked all the time.
Yes. It sucks.
Can I ask you a question?
Ok.
Do you think maybe people around us could be AI robots?
I don’t think so. I feel like we would know somehow.
Ok I’m gonna say something but don’t get mad.
Just think about it.
…Ok?
What if Hollander was AI generated?
…You think my husband is a robot?
I’m just saying he’s like the best hockey player ever and he said he likes to go to his secret cottage to “recharge”
Kinda sounds like he’s a robot.
This is a joke, yes?
And what do you know about our cottage?
I saw him talking about it on TV a while back.
Why were you watching that?
You turned it off when he started yoga?
You shouldn’t be looking at my husband that way.
I wasn’t paying that much attention, dude!
He wasn’t even your husband at the time. He was your situationship!
He was mine then too.
I don’t care what the situation was.
I don’t wanna fuck your man!
Can we stay on topic?
Shane is the topic. So I am very on topic.
Look!
I’m really freaked out about this robot stuff.
They can draw, they can write, they can pretend to be hot people online.
I saw a video where a robot was running a marathon and playing chess!
I think Hollander could be a robot. Like maybe he was made to be a hockey plant.
Yes he is very good at hockey.
Also good at sex.
But he is human. I know this.
What if he was like. Robot trained on a million sex books or something?
My husband does not need to be trained.
Shane is self-taught by his desire to get fucked delightfully every night.
He could be a sentinel robot!
Wait that’s not the word.
SENTIENT.
He could be sentient!
Ah ok. You will not let up.
I’ll check him for robot parts next time I’m fucking him ok?
I feel like you’re not taking me seriously.
Just humor me for a second man.
I am humoring.
There is so much humor in this conversation. Like a comedy movie.
Dumb and dumber.
I am dumb for listening and you are dumber for believing any of this.
Roz 😭
I'm just looking out for you.
I will examine very closely and look for wires ok? Deal?
Listen I’m not saying I hope he’s a robot.
I just want you to know for sure he’s NOT a robot. Get me?
Yes. Loud and clear.
