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supa dupa kewl call cardz
WindWalker: morning guysss!! :D
jon: good mornin
cruel in bed: bad morning
WindWalker: aw cruel whats wrong
cruel in bed: nothin
PlayersAwesomeBoyfriend: 1 kn0w wh47 u d1d 70 my d4d >:[
cruel in bed: its literally in my name
but no i didnt
PlayersAwesomeBoyfriend: yuh u d1d
cruel in bed: no
RedNBlue: what did he doooo????
cruel in bed: nothin kids
jon: why exactly did you make your name that king
we have 2 kids in this gc
RedNBlue: nao we are big kds
red we r kids
no we adultz
PlayersAwesomeBoyfriend: p0v: wh47 7h3 5f07h 5w0rd5 d0 70 0n3
cruel in bed: son 💔
PlayersAwesomeBoyfriend: N4H 637 0V3R H3R3 R16H7 N0W
Calypso: i regret agreeing to join this gc
NotCalypso: stranger what is going on right now
jon: idk man
brb doing smth
PlayersAwesomeBoyfriend: m3??? 🥺🥺🥺
jon: later
WindWalker: brad theres kids on this gc !!!11!! :(
RedNBlue: i dont get it
me neither
jon: u dont need to get it ok
cruel in bed: jon rlly need summa that plant dih
WindWalker: .
jon: .
PlayersAwesomeBoyfriend: .
RedNBlue: huh
NotCalypso: .
brads pet: .
Calypso left the group
jon added Calypso
Calypso: .
cruel in bed: ???
PlayersAwesomeBoyfriend: fuck y0u
cruel in bed: thats what i told ur dad last night
PlayersAwesomeBoyfriend: .
WindWalker: this is more unhinged than the councils gc
trust me ive seen things
jon: examples?
WindWalker: uhh
azuri beating up regi
regi rickrolling the others
the council singing brighter
them talking about the betting pool w u and brad
jon: WHAT
PlayersAwesomeBoyfriend: WHAT
WindWalker: theres the council buying a shit ton of pokemon cards
azuri and reginald playing ddlc
council playing peak
them having a crashout bc i found their precious fanfiction
them randomly talking bout their high skl days
robur eating a spoonful of salt
reginald sounding like a dying seagull
azuri crashing out on regi bc he threatened to kill a cloudie
azuri getting high from ice daggers
cruel in bed: what
WindWalker: the council watching tadc ep 9
azuri saying she can make regi pregnant
toothy deer getting added to the gc
robur becoming brainrotted
council watching adult shows
azuri drinking red bull
council talking abt their weird dreams
and a shit ton of other dumb stuff
jon: …
PlayersAwesomeBoyfriend: tmi?
cruel in bed: nah