the unblock protocol

by plzdontaskmehowifeel

Summary:

lando breaks every rule in the book by obsessively texting his ex, oscar. it’s supposed to be safe, because he’s blocked, and the messages never go through— until tonight. he sends one drunken, explicit text, and suddenly the message is delivered.

​oh, and did he mention he’s currently three whiskeys deep and holding his phone like a ticking time bomb?

Notes:

hey guys! just a heads-up that this fic uses a special work skin. if it looks weird on your screen, you can click 'hide creator's style' at the top to fix it, but honestly it won't be as fun that way and i will cry 😭 also full credit to mystyrust for the coding! i just tweaked a few tiny things because i have absolutely no clue how to code help dksjdhks anyway i really hope it works fine on your devices, enjoy the chapter! 🙏🏼

Chapter 1

osc ❤️‍🩹 iMessage • Online

Monday, 12 December 2025 23:45

u really moved on that fast?? saw you with that bitch today. hope she knows shes getting my leftovers

Not Delivered

23:51

fuck you oscar. i gave u everything and u just throw me away like trash

Not Delivered

Wednesday, 14 December 2025 02:19

still thinking about how u used to pin me down nd tell me i was yours. guess that was all bullshit huh

Not Delivered

Friday, 16 December 2025 01:03

every fucking night i check if you unblocked me. pathethic right?

Not Delivered

01:05

i hope she’s shit in bed. i hope she doesnt even make u cum properly

Not Delivered

Saturday, 24 December 2025 00:46

u blocked me but u still live in my head rent free u fucking assshole. i hate u so much

Not Delivered

Tuesday, 3 January 2026 03:27

remember that night in ur dorm when u fucked me so hard i couldnt walk the next day? u had ur hand over my mouth so no one would hear me moaning like a slut for u

Not Delivered

Friday, 19 January 2026 11:56

fuck u oscar

i hope ur dick falls off

Not Delivered

Saturday, 20 January 2026 01:39 AM

im so fucking drunk rn and all i can think about is u bending me over and breeding me again like u usedd to. remember how ud fuck me raw and cum so deep inside me i could feel it for daysss?? i want that tonighht. i want u to ruin me again oscar pleeease

FUUUUCK

why the fuck did it sennd???

NO NO NO NO take it baaackk right now

shit shit shitt why isnt it saying not delivered anymorree

oscar delete that right fucking now im drunk i didnt meann ittt

i mean i didd but FUUCCCKK

Delivered