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It was around midnight on planet Doom.
Our young troll, Sollux, was still working on the program he developed recently. He worked all day on it, with the only thing holding him together being energy drink and dubstep. He was really getting tired.
Sollux often chatted with Terezi, an online friend from planet Mind. The girl was actually pretty chill, maybe a little weird tho.
but back to our dude.
his room smelled like concentrated sweat and doritos dust. Of course, Sollux didn't smell shit because he smelled exactly the same, like he was one with the room!
After doing some more coding,the troll decided he should get some rest.
On his way to the bathroom to brush his teeth, a thought popped up in his mind.
``waiit. when wa2 the la2t tiime ii 2howered??``
Sollux thought of that one for a rough minute.
He then decided it was time, because even his honey scented deodorant couldn't cover the smell.
He hopped in and started to scrub every centimetre of his body with his honey flavoured soap and wash his hair with his honey flavoured shampoo.
``gotta iimpre22 the ladiie2, you know??``
While he was signing sick tunes in the shower, the troll suddenly heard a strange noise coming from his bedroom.
``probably my computer or 2omethiing`` he thought to himself.
but then again, computers don't make that kind of noise!!
he rushed out of the shower at sonic speed, dried himself and ran to his room to see if his sweet gear was fine.
Instead, he saw a blue box.
BLUE. BOX.
IN. HIS. ROOM.
He audibly gasped.
``what the fuck??``
``iim 2eeiing thiing2, mu2t be the energy driink or 2omethiing``
his two hearts simultaneously stopped beating when the box`s door opened suddenly.
Sollux tried to see inside, but there was so much smoke coming out of it, even his glasses were foggy.
Before he could do anything, a girl popped out of the box.
Sollux jumped out of fear, the heart attack was so close!!!
She looked overjoyed to see him. He noticed her beaming smile, and found it quite pretty…
but what was she doing here anyway??????
``who the hell are y-
``Hello!!! :D My name is Aradia, but please call me ``The Doctor!!``