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It was a dark afternoon. The rain was heavy, and most people were at their houses, at least the ones that are still alive.
Tord was in his house with his small army of people. The world was in shambles, and he was it's only hope; that's what he told himself. Everyone there was working hard to bring back peace to the world, but at that point, it almost seemed impossible.
The Norwegian walked in the halls, his horn-shaped hair was recognizable anywhere he went, along with the smoke of his cigar and a perpetual serious face that seemed to be unable to show any sort of emotion.
Someone knocked on the door.
"Who could it be at this time...?" Tord asked himself
He walked towards the front door and opened it.
A tall and menacing figure was standing there, with two bright green horns on the top of their head, and small green pupils that were boring into his soul.
That was the green eyed devil, or as Tord calls him, Edd.
Edd's fur cape was soaked by the rain. He was soaked. His tail stayed still, and he was breathing heavily, like he just ran a marathon. His eyes were twitching a little. He looked pissed.
"... What do you want?" Tord's voice was hard and cold. No one wants a demon in their front porch, right?
"i was shot by one of your little servants edd's voice had a mix of anger and pain in it.
"And you think you don't deserve it? Are you making yourself the victim???"
"Well I killed them. If your army is going to stand in my way that's what going to happen."
Tord frowned at those words, not out of fear but out of pure rage towards the demon.
He closed the door on edd's face, groaning. How much longer this bitch is going to stay on power? He's literally killing people and making a dictatorship in this world.
Edd just stood there on the rain. The gun wound was bleeding hard, and the cold wasn't helping.
He slowly walked away, holding his side to stop the bleeding. That mortal will pay, he thought.
He arrived at his castle, opened the door and climbed upstairs. His demons were helping him to not faint due to the pain.
He arrived at his bedroom; a room with many dark things that looked ominous, but contrasted with some plushies on the ground. He layed down on the bed, taking off his coat revealing many, many cuts on his arms.
Tord did the same. He was in some pajamas and reading a hentai Magazine, like always. The rain was still pouring heavily outside, and the sky got darker and darker. But for him, it was peacefull.
His encounter with Edd kept replaying on his mind. That annoying bastard, always coming to bother him. Used to love the color green, but now he hates it's because of Edd. Everywhere he looked there was green, anywhere.
It pissed him off.
Tord closed the magazine and went to sleep. Tomorrow is a new day.
In the morning, Tord was getting some food for three refugees that were in is house, until Edd arrived at the same store with three other demons, wearing a very expensive suit.
"Tord, what a surprise to see you here!" he crouched down to Tord's level while grinning
"Yeah... What a surprise, eh...?" Tord just kept Gathering food, not even looking in his face.
"oh don't be like that! I know how much you love meeeee~" Edd pinched his cheeks, as if talking to a small kid.
"Mhmmmmmmmmmm....."
The demons behind Edd were giggling at the situation, and that made Tord even angrier.
"Okay you little shit can you go away now???"
Edd didn't stop smiling.
"awww are you angry?? You're angry that I said that you love me? Is it true, then?"
"WHAT THE??? CAN YOU JUST GO AWAY NOW?!"
Tord punched the demon's side, hitting right on his wound.
Edd's smile faded. There was now a look of anger and pain. The demons stopped giggling too, they looked scared.
Edd grabs Tord by his shirt, getting face to face with the other man.
"YOU FUCKIN CUNT! I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU AND EVERYONE IN YOUR STUPID ARMY! "
Tord was scared, but he tried his best to hide it, trying to seem like a smartass.
"Why are you so angry, hm? And why put me soooo close to your face? It seems like you're the one that likes meeee~" he said the last part like a petty third grader.
Edd blushed at that comment, looking less angry and more embarrassed now. He backed up and put Tord down, looking left, then right. But his harsh expression quickly came back.
"w-well, like I'd even consider that I love you. i hate you, okay? And I wanna make that veeeeryyyyy clear."
"Yeah sure mate. Sure thing."
Edd just groaned and left the building.
"Finally, some peace and quiet...."
Tord gave the food to the refugees and went to his room, wanting some time alone after his interaction with Edd today.
He decided to take a shower to calm himself down. So He went to the bathroom and started to undress.
He took a look at himself on the mirror. He never got any type of surgery, so He still had breasts. And he hated them. He hated his body.
After the shower, he got dressed and layed down in bed, picking up his phone, scrolling through Instagram for a while. It didn't have many good things considering the current situation of the world.