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And It Isn't Fate That Took Us All By Storm, It's Just The Turn Of A Card

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Adam Blackwood sure doesn't have it easy, and yet another example of this is when after he walks in on the two kids he's babysitting watching porn together, he somehow ends up teaching them about sex with a rather helpful aide called in as a reinforcement.

Bonus Chapter 6, Non-Canon. Takes place after Chapter 9 of of "Heartbreak In A Hot Paldean Summer"

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“Adam!”

I blinked twice, staring at the scene that was unfolding before my very eyes. Here were two young Pokemon that were already at second base with one another, stark naked and with porn involving my mother on a phone. In a way, I was more or less paralyzed with the sheer multitude of decisions that I had in front of me, I didn’t know where to even start.

“…” I sighed and pinched the bridge of my nose in exhaustion. “…Fucking hell.” I muttered. “You two really are good in here, aren’t you?” The porn was finally paused and the pair dove under the bed, trying their best to hide what I had already seen. “…Whenever you’re ready, get dressed and come downstairs. We’re going to have a talk about this.” I received a nod each from the Litten and the Alolan Vulpix before I sighed in disgust. I offered them the privacy of closing the door to their bedroom and descended back down the stairs of Katherine’s house.

…Was there anything that could have prepared me for what I had just seen? No, I highly doubt it. That was some once-in-a-lifetime kind of luck- or unluck, at that rate. But that’s what I got for being the son of Charlotte Blackwood.

I walked to the kitchen table and stared at the porcelain mug of coffee that I had; it was half empty and somewhat warm, but it was the absolute last thing that I wanted at this point. I wanted something heavy and strong to wipe my mind of what I had just witnessed while also making the next little bit of this easier for me. I drummed the surface of the dining table and shook my head in disdain.

After a few moments, I heard a door open from upstairs and the two children descended down fully dressed. They didn’t say a word to me as they took two seats across from where I was, the silence between us intense and deafening. After waiting and reclining back in my spot amidst an eerily silent house, Lucas was the first one to speak.

“…Please don’t tell my mom.” I looked at him and I nodded. A great relief washed over him and I then turned to Sarah.

“Nobody’s parents are going to find out about this.” I began, slouching forward and digging my elbows into the table. “Trust me- I don’t want that, and I know you both don’t want that. All I want is to ask a few questions, alright?” The two kids looked at each other before turning to me so they could nod in unison. Well, I suppose that was a good enough starting point. “I’m glad we understand each other.” My eyes then narrowed at the both of them. “Do you understand what it was that you were watching?” Lucas raised his hand and I rubbed the bridge of my nose. “Lucas, this isn’t a classroom.”

“…Porn?” He asked as he slowly brought his hand down. I nodded at him.

“Who told you what porn was?”

“One of the kids at our school. A Sableye.” Sarah spoke.

“Do you know what you were doing to each other?”

“…We were playing with ourselves, with each other?” I gave another exhausted sigh and reached for my drink, though I stopped once I remembered that all I had was that lukewarm mug of coffee mocking me more than ever. I gave a slow exhale and moved to the kitchen, draining it in the sink. “A-Adam?” I returned to my seat and exhaled slowly.

I would kill anyone in this goddamn city for an Alolan black and cola. Especially if that person was allowed to be me once I had finished it. “Who taught you to do that?”

“We saw our parents do it?” If there was a higher power of any kind, I was now officially being tested. I clasped my hands together and tented them so that I could rest my chin upon them. It was a mix of shock and frustration that coursed through me at this point, and a part me was now just wishing that I never opened the door to begin with so they could have kept going. Walking in on them after as opposed to during may have been easier for me at this point.

“…Okay.” I slowly spoke. “Which one of you would like to go first about what exactly that means?” Sarah coughed to clear her throat before slowly raising her hand. “Not a classroom, Sarah. You don’t have to do that here.” Sarah weakly nodded.

“I saw my dad play with himself one night when I had to wake up to go to the bathroom.” I mean, that’s a way to do it. Evan was careless like that, go figure. Then again, honest mistakes can happen to anyone anywhere, wherever and whenever they least expected it.  “He was watching porn, but he was watching something different.” I held out my hand to stop her before directing my attention to Lucas.

“Mom was reading that book for book club early in the morning once, and I started to hear this buzzing sound from her room. I saw what she was doing and…” I folded my arms and brough my forehead upon my fist. “S-Sorry, Adam… did we do something bad?”

“It’s not your fault, dude.” I gave an exhausted sigh. “You don’t have to apologize. And no, what you did wasn’t bad. It can be really good, actually… but it’s dangerous. There’s a lot of things that can happen that have unwanted consequences if you aren’t capable.”

“Like having babies?” Sarah asked me and I nodded.

“Yeah. If you do stuff like that too early, you can end up with a baby that you don’t know how to care for and even though you try to learn how, it seems like they just take every chance they get to make things worse, and then act like they’re the victim because they’re doing what’s expected of them. They think that the bare minimum should be rewarded when it’s merely the expectation. And every time their decisions are questioned…”

I took a sharp, sobering inhale to catch my breath and my thoughts. That was a lot of projecting. Sarah and Lucas both stared at me and I shook my head once more.

“Adam?” Lucas called out for me and I met his stare- directly locking eyes with him. “Are you okay?”

“Not in the long run, no. But it’s fine- let’s not worry about that right now.” I remarked. “Now, back to you two.” Both of them stiffened in their seats. “I’m not going to discipline you, since I’m not your parents. The only thing I’m going to ask is that you both be smart about this. There’s a safe way to have sex, but you’re both too young for that.”

“…I mean, all my friends have had sex already.” Sarah spoke and I couldn’t stop my eyes from going wide with surprise. “They also taught us about it last month in school.” They what!?

“Aren’t you both like… ten?” I asked for clarification and they both nodded. This kind of shit was way above my head. I pulled my phone out and stared at it, realizing that I did have help for things like this- they may not just be aware of that face yet. “If I step outside to make a phone call, can I trust that you two aren’t going to try and do anything?” They both nodded at me and I rose from my seat.

Good god, did I need help to get through this.


“Maggie, at what age did you start having sex?” I was outside of Katherine’s house, on her porch and pacing about. I looked inside through the window to make sure that they were upholding their end of the bargain, and so far, they were.

“Hello to you too, by the way. I don’t know, eight?” The Meloetta on the other line replied in a confused tone. “Why does it matter? Did something happen?”

“I’m babysitting Lucas and Sarah and I caught them at second base watching porn of my mother.” There was silence for several moments before she exhaled slowly. If I was her, I wouldn’t know how to respond to that, either.

…Just another day in the perfectly normal life of Adam Blackwood, huh?” She mused with only a slight amount of sarcasm behind it. “Pokemon mature physically and sexually quicker than humans, Adam. That much, you should know.”

“I do! It’s just… weird.” Maggie sighed.

“Okay, then let’s try it with some perspective. How old were you when you first started having sex?”

“Me? I was sixteen.”

“Humans are traditionally considered adults at eighteen, yeah?”

“Yeah…”

“That’s basically where they’re at. It won’t be long before those two are considered ‘adults’.” Maggie gave a sigh. “…Look, I have some time before I have to be at Relic Song. It sounds like you need help to get through this, so I’m going to bail you out. See you in a bit.” Maggie hung the phone up and I stared blankly at it. This… this was all too weird for me. I don’t think I was ever going to understand Pokemon biology.

I pocketed my phone and lingered around for a little while longer to delay my return inside. I both had no idea what to say and how to say it, so just pretending to be on the phone and making sure they weren’t up to anything illicit was my concern.

Eventually, I caved and returned inside, finding that Lucas and Sarah both sitting and staring at me as I returned. “Well, the good news is for the two of you is that someone is on her way to help you out with this, since she’s much better qualified.” I remarked as I returned to my spot, head resting on my hands. “…This is so fucking weird.”

“Adam?” Lucas asked me. “…What was it like when you had sex for the first time?” I looked up at him and shrugged.

“My first time?” I repeated. “…It was alright. It was about ten years ago, and it was with someone that I knew and I liked and I trusted. Never saw her again after the fact though, so, that’s whatever.” A wave of melancholia hit me and I blinked. For a brief moment of time, I was taken back to that moment. There were parts of her I still remembered; the warmth of her body through her scales, the gentle smell of cherry blossoms that lingered from her perfume, that old apartment of hers and her soft voice that was so kind to me…

Hmm, Maya. Wherever she was and whatever she was doing after the Mart in Mauville, all I could hope for was that she was doing okay. I hoped that Virbank wasn’t too cruel to her.

I blinked again and I was back here in the present and not deep within my memories from ten years ago. There was a knock on the front door and I gave a confused look. Was that Maggie already? I opened the door to find that it indeed was, incredibly thankful for her presence now. I ran into her arms and took her in a hug, lifting her off of her feet and causing her to gasp.

“A-Ah! Hey, Adam! Be careful, there’s stuff in here!” Maggie was holding a white plastic bag in her hand, her warm eyes looking down at me as I held her up.

“Miss Maggie?” Lucas asked us in confusion. “What are you doing here?”

“Hello, Lucas. Hello, Sarah.” I set Maggie back down to the ground, seeing that she was in a pair of slim-fitting, hip-hugging white jeans and a black hoodie open to reveal a Pendulum t-shirt on underneath. “Adam told me what happened, and I think you need someone who’s a little more equipped for the job.” Instantly, two betrayed looks were shot at me from both Lucas and Sarah. “Now, now. Before you get mad at him, know that I won’t tell your parents about what happened. I may be friends with them, but everything we talk about and do today stays with Auntie Maggie.” The two of them nodded while Maggie set her bag on the kitchen table.

She began to go through it, placing forth a-

“Mags, what the fuck?” In order, I saw two boxes of ultra-thin condoms hit the table’s surface; ones that were made for humans and ones that were made for Pokemon. I also saw a bottle of lube join them, as well as a six-pack of tall cans that contained pre-mixed Alolan black rum and cola alongside a package of breath mints. “Mags, I did not sign up to give these two that talk.”

“Here.” One of the cans was given to me, revealing that it was still cold with condensation running down the length of it. “Open it and drink. I had this sneaking suspicion you wouldn’t be able to do this without it.” I cracked open the can and downed a quarter of it in several gulps. Even though it was weaker than my usual ratio, it was still Alolan black rum and cola- something that I needed now more than ever. As I set the drink down, Maggie approached the two and placed a hand on their shoulders.

“Auntie Maggie?” Lucas asked in confusion.

“You’re at that time in your lives when you’re going to have to learn about sex. Rather than shame you for doing it or simply not addressing it at all even though it’s a natural part of life, you deserve to not only know about it, but how to do it safely.” She then clapped twice. “Alright now, everybody get naked.”

“Uh-”

Yes, even you, Adam.”

At least it wasn’t the talk?


The four of us had returned upstairs to Lucas’s room, with all of us naked and with the condoms, lube and drinks having joined us upstairs. Sarah and Lucas were sitting down while I was standing at the side, Maggie in between them.

“So, Adam told me that you two were playing with one another, yes?” Maggie asked. Lucas was trying his best to hide his ice-blue erection while Sarah had also covered her nipples and breasts with her hands. “Now, now. There’s no need to be shy, not anymore. I’m not judging you and Adam isn’t judging you. You can feel free to just be honest and open.” Eventually, the two of them nodded and Maggie smiled.

“Y-Yes…” Lucas admitted, with a hint of shame in his words. Maggie knelt down to his level and cupped his chin, forcing him to look at her despite his eyes not wanting to be anywhere near her body. “A-Ah!?”

“It’s alright, you know. You aren’t in any trouble.” She continued on. “That’s fine, but there’s a stop that you two skipped along the way. Traditionally, when you want to make love or express your affection for someone, you kiss them. Like so.” Maggie walked over to where I was and took my lips in her own. It was a slow, chaste kiss at first before I grabbed her ass and palmed her cheek. Maggie let a moan go out before she pulled away.

“Wow…” Sarah gasped out. “That was really hot…” Maggie nodded.

“Kissing is one of those things that can really get you in the mood. You two try it. Just push your lips up against one another and try to match the other’s movements. Don’t be afraid to hold each other close.” Lucas and Sarah turned to look at one another before the Vulpix went in for a kiss. It was slow and gentle like our own, but it was also hesitant. Their tongues barely moved and there was no sound that came from it; it was just like their lips had been pressed together.

“Mmm… not bad. But don’t be afraid to go deeper. Here, let me show you.” Maggie had now grabbed a hold of Lucas and was kissing him with the same passion that she showed me. He gasped and his eyes went wide, cock twitching and standing at full attention. Sarah and I watched their embrace and I downed more of the alcohol. Maggie pulled away from the kiss and looked at Lucas with a nod. “Know what to do?” She asked.

“I-I… think?” She smiled.

“The good thing about this is that you have someone else to play off of and find a good pace that works for you. Adam, show Sarah what I mean.” Sarah and I exchanged a look and my eyes went wide. I wasn’t even halfway through this drink; I was not drunk enough to be doing this.

“…Mags, I don’t know if I can.” I told her. “This seems… wrong.” Sarah looked at me for a few moments before turning and blushing, her eyes refusing to meet mine. Did she want to kiss me? “Ugh, fuck this.” I popped one of the breath mints to mask the taste of alcohol, chomping it down before I made my move.

…Evan, please don’t fucking hate me for this, I swear, dude. Blame Maggie and not me.

I gently took Sarah in an embrace, hugging her close before I pressed my lips against her own. Her yellow eyes went wide before they closed and she moved even closer to me. My lips were gentle upon her, meeting her and teasing her with my tongue by licking her lower lip. This stood a genuine chance of this being her first kiss, so I didn’t want her to not experience it proper. A hand of mine began to run along the back of her head, nails gently scratching along as I heard her moan in shock and surprise.

“Alright! Point’s proven, there you go.” Sarah and I broke our embrace, the Litten giving me wide eyes and winking at me. I could see jealousy burning in Lucas’s eyes and I gave a low sigh. “Now, you two try again now that you know what to do.” Sarah and Lucas both began to kiss each other once more, their embrace far more passionate and intense. Maggie smirked before turning and looking at me. “Come here, sweetie.”

Maggie and I began to kiss as well, her hands gliding through my hair while I did the same. I tugged on her and bit down on her bottom lip, her eyes going wide as my back soon found itself against the wall. Lucas and Sarah were watching us, Maggie now running her hand along my erection.

“Mmm… the best part about kissing is that it can lead to plenty of other fun stuff. Like handjobs. Just stroking up and down can be so much fun… you try it, Sarah. Up and down in slow motions to start.” The Litten watched Maggie stroke me off for a few more moments before she approached Lucas, getting on her knees and working his length with her hand. I downed more of my drink and offered some of it to Maggie, who happily killed the can so we could start another. Lucas was moaning within seconds, just like how he was when I had first caught them. I then moved closer to Maggie, teasing her with my fingers.

“You can do this too, Lucas.” I whispered to him. “Just use two of your fingers and get her pussy nice and wet. It’s the least you can do for her; just be gentle.” Lucas watched what I was doing and began to move like I was on Sarah. As the Litten stroked the Vulpix, the Vulpix began to tease and finger her pussy. Wetness was audible alongside the moans coming off from everyone in the room.

Lucas and Sarah resumed their kissing when Maggie and I did the same, both of us drinking from the fresh can. The air in here was getting hot and humid, thick with the pheromones that only came from sex and lust. After a few moments of this, Sarah had made the choice to begin sucking on Lucas’s member. The Vulpix gasped out and braced against the wall opposite of me. Sarah’s lips and tongues were busy teasing and trailing all over his head, and the Vulpix was in love with it.

Lucas was fairly average in terms of size. I had no idea if it was normal for him or not, but his was shaped much more like mine was instead of a more animalistic one. Regardless, Sarah was sucking on his head while Maggie and I giggled.

“Looks like they’re already in the spirit.” She whispered to me. “I’m not going to get shown up by her, though.” Maggie fell to her knees and gripped my thighs, working overtime and taking me deep in her throat. Lucas and Sarah had both stopped to watch us, with Maggie on her knees and my hands running through her hair and pulling gently on it.

“Mmm… that’s it. Keep fucking sucking…” I panted out, the Meloetta looking up at me and giving me a wink. As her blowjob resumed, she began to lick up and down my shaft and savouring it with her tongue. They were watching us up close before Maggie pulled away, stroking my shaft up until she was pushed away by Sarah. Sarah began sucking me off with intense slurps and slobbers, pushing me against the wall. “W-Whoa!?”

“I’m sorry.” She spoke, taking her cock out. “That’s what that girl did in that video, and guys like it, right…?” The lust that was coursing through me had never been killed so swiftly and so succinctly as it had right now.

“…Sarah, promise me that you’ll never bring up anything from that video again, okay?” Sarah gave me a confused look. “Just… please.”

“…Okay.” A pause. “Can I still keep sucking you off?” Lucas was looking on with jealousy, but that jealousy stopped the moment Maggie began licking and teasing Lucas. I gave a nod and Sarah resumed her blowjob. With the bravado having worn off, every motion she made was now either carried by hesitation or by uncertainty. She focused more on my tip and the top part of my shaft. Her tongue was extra-warm and somewhat rough, but it was a great feeling.

“A-Auntie Maggie…!” Lucas began to shudder and shake, his lower half trembling while he thrusted up into her. “A-Auntie Maggie, I’m…!” By the time his hips had finished their thrusting, he was spent. Maggie’s eyes went wide at the sudden feeling of hot Vulpix sperm gushing in her lips and down her throat. Sarah and I were watching them through our peripheral vision, but her attention was focused on me and mine was focused on her.

Maggie only freed Lucas’s flaccid little guy after she had drank down every drop. Lucas sighed in relief before giving a yawn, to which Maggie gently grabbed him by his shoulders. “Not yet, sweetie.” She told him. “Just because you came once doesn’t mean you’re finished. You’ve got to take care of me now, too.” She then spread her legs before the Vulpix and showed off her leaking, dripping pussy to Lucas. The Vulpix looked at her pussy with excitement, but then with disappointment.

“I-I want…”

“He’ll be back at attention in no time. For now, why don’t you get her all nice and wet for when you are ready to go, okay?” Before Lucas could respond, Maggie grabbed him in close and brought his face between her thighs. “Start licking and kissing.” Lucas nodded and began to eat Maggie out while Sarah and I exchanged a look.

“C-Can you do that to me, too?” I nodded before picking her up from off her knees so I could hold her directly. I then turned her upside down so that she was face-level with my cock and her black, fur-covered labia was on full display. “A-Ah! Woah!?”

“Let me know when you’re getting close to cumming, and don’t forget to suck me, too.” I dove into Sarah’s cunt and began licking it like a professional, the Litten filled with bliss and delight. Sarah’s body was light and neither overly muscular nor fat- her breasts slightly below-average in size that was adorned with an erect, black nipple.

I licked all over her entrance, tasting her juices as they flowed from her leaking pussy. She tasted mostly of a flavourful spice like cinnamon, but I could tell there was a budding hint of licorice; was she close to evolving? Regardless, I began to lick her lips and lap at her leaky cunt for only a minute before her body started to tremble and shake. Her orgasm was extremely close. I threw her to Lucas’s bed with me on top of her, licking and teasing her entrance until her orgasm wracked her entire body.

With a loud shriek of bliss, a thin trail of leaking moisture shot out from her pussy as she orgasmed. She was a squirter, eh? Who would have guessed? Once she had finished, I stepped away from a panting, trembling Sarah that was convulsing atop the bed. I approached Lucas and smirked, patting him on the shoulder.

“She’s all yours, bro.”

“Wait!” Maggie called out. “Condoms, condoms! We’re practicing safe sex here!” She then ran over to both boxes and grabbed one of each; one for Lucas and presumably, one for myself. I took it from her with a weird look.

“Uh, why do I have to wear this?” I asked in confusion. “I’ve kind of gotten to where I am in life by not using these.” Maggie sighed.

“It’s not a safe day for me today, okay?” That just made me even more confused. “Look, I’ll explain it later, alright? Just do it for right now, please?” I gave a confused sigh and stared at the wrapper. How the hell did these things even work? She had better give me a damn good answer after all of this is done. It was then that Maggie approached Lucas, taking it from his hands and tearing the wrapper.

“A-Auntie Maggie…” Lucas sighed, gesturing to his erection that had since recovered and was ready to perform once again. Maggie giggled. “I…”

“It’s okay, sweetie. Here, let me do this for you.” Maggie tore into the wrapper of the condom she held and revealed it- a thin, clear cylinder with a slight sky-blue tint to it. She then grabbed Lucas by his member and unravelled the condom, sliding it along his length and pinching the tip so that it was a perfect fit for him. “There you go! It’s not too big or too small, is it?” Before he could answer, Maggie began stroking him and felt the condom against his shaft. “No… you seem pretty good.”

It was at this point that Sarah had recovered, standing on her own feet still high from my oral assault. She then looked at Lucas and spread her pussy lips. “Are you ready, Lucas?” Lucas gave a hesitant look before it turned into a firm nod. With Sarah still on the bed, he got up and braced himself to top her, one of his hands holding his cock.

“I… I just put it in, right?” He asked all of us, even if the question seemed to be directed more towards himself. As he brought himself closer, Maggie stepped in and placed a hand on his back.

“It’s a little lower than you expect. Keep going until you find yourself sliding in with-” Before she could finish, he had done just that. He had slid into her and Sarah gave a short, gentle moan. Lucas pushed himself forward, shoving his full, protected length into her entrance. Kid was a natural- I couldn’t stop myself from smiling with pride.

“Good work, kid. Now pull out and pull back in.” I told him and he did just that. It was a slow process for him to get into the rhythm of what he had to do, but once he had it, he wasn’t stopping. His hands moved to take Sarah in a kiss even before we suggested to, his hips moving like he was a natural.

Mags and I then shared a look, my cock still uncovered by the condom. With the two of them in the midst of their own little world, I turned to the Meloetta. “So, why do I have to wear this again?” She gave an irritated groan.

“Please, Adam? I promise there’s a good reason; can we just talk about it later?” I looked into her teal eyes and saw that she was serious about this. I don’t know what this was, and I hoped to God that I was going to get a good answer from her when we were done. But… I suppose if it was just this one time… “I’ll even put it on for you, okay?” Maggie tore into the wrapper and fell to her knees before me, applying it the same way she did to Lucas.

The only difference was that mine was bigger and had a lime-green colour to it. Were these flavoured or something? I didn’t really get a good look at the box. She then stood up and bent over, sticking her ass out to me. As I moved to take her, with my cock in between her cheeks, I grabbed her by the hair and pulled her towards me for a kiss. It was rough, but it was still backed by genuine affection for her. Outside of Hayden, Maggie was probably tied with Lila to the closest person in my life, and I wasn’t going to let her forget that.

“Mmm…” She squeaked out. “…I love you, Adam.”

“I love you too, Maggie.” I pushed forward and slid my cock directly down to the base. Much to their description, the condoms were indeed ultra-thin and only served to lessen the feeling of our embrace. It wasn’t going to stop me from going as hard as I could. I grabbed her by the hips and slammed into her, thrusting both as fast and as hard as I could out of the starting gate. Maggie gasped and moaned from the suddenness, looking back at me with a wide smile.

“O-Oh, oh fuck!” She screamed. “God, yes! God, fuck, Adam!” Our moans were completely drowning out the ones from the other couple, though they were still in their own little world. Sarah had wrapped her arms around him and they were kissing properly like lovers. Lucas was a little awkward with his thrusts and there was the occasional uncomfortable grunt that came from either her or him, but the pair was perfectly fine on their own.

Meanwhile, Maggie was losing it from our fucking. She was so intense and so into it, it was like this was also her first time. I had brought her down from standing doggy to her being properly on all fours, the Meloetta gripping tightly onto the edge of Lucas’s bed to steady her. It was two couples going at it in completely different ways and styles, though there was still the same feeling between us. Lucas and I both loved and cared for Sarah and Maggie, even if I could see Sarah constantly flashing looks to see Maggie getting railed from behind and losing herself.

Maggie kept throwing her ass back against me, causing me to spank her. I pulled her hair again and kept up my thrusts, the condom more of a mild irritant than anything. I suppose the ultra-thin ones were really the only good ones worth using. I couldn’t imagine trying to use normal condoms regularly.

“Fuck!” Maggie screeched, Lucas’s bed constantly shaking from both him and Sarah as well as Maggie and I. “Adam, you’re so fucking good! Keep going! Keep going until I fucking break!” I pushed myself to the brink of my speed and power, Lucas and Sarah now having stopped what they were doing to watch us go at it. However, it seemed that Lucas had finished judging by the collection of sperm that was still hanging within it. They were in the same position that they were in when I had caught them earlier, but now they were watching us instead of my mom. Was this better…?

“Yeah?” I leaned forward, whispering into Maggie’s ear while locking eyes with Sarah. The Litten met my stare with a look of enticed delight and hunger in her eyes. “You want me to fuck you until you lose yourself on my cock?” Maggie nodded fervently before she began to whine. Her lower half was trembling and I grabbed her by her hair. “You cumming?”

“I’m gonna cum! I’m gonna cum from your big fucking human cock! I’m gonna break! Make me cum! Make this little slut cum for you!” I kept up my pace and began to kiss her exposed neck. Slow, gentle and fleeting caresses with my lips landed all over her pale, exposed skin that soon had her shrieking in bliss. She fell down to the floor, convulsing with delight with my cock still buried inside of her.

I leaned forward and kissed all in the small of her back before moving to her shoulders. I pulled out only when my cock was freed from her wetness, slapping it against her ass while she laid on the floor in a drained heap.

“Wow…” Lucas purred. “You really broke her. Adam.” I nodded and picked her up off the floor, holding her close and nuzzling her close to me. She was trembling with bliss and the aftershocks of her own orgasm, giving us a thumbs-up to ensure that she was fine.

“Yeah, I guess.” I whispered against her cheek and kissed it softly. “You still with us?” Maggie nodded and turned her head to begin responding to my kisses by kissing me back. “Atta be. Welcome back to the land of the living.”

“Ugh… you’re such…” She wanted to continue, but the sight of Lucas and Sarah put a stop to her words. “Mmm… never mind.” I hid a smirk as her eyes met Lucas’s. “Sweetie, did you cum?” She asked and he nodded. “Aww, good boy. Take that off and you can have your turn with me, okay?”

“W-Wait, really!? I-Is that okay…?” Maggie nodded.

“I don’t mind, sweetie. You can fuck your Auntie Maggie’s pussy, you just need to be gentle with her, okay?” Lucas got off the bed, properly showing the load that was deposited fresh within his condom. As he moved closer to Maggie, she took it off from him and tied the length of it into a knot, trapping the sperm inside of it. As he reached for another, she held out a hand to stop him.

“W-Wait…?”

“It’s okay, sweetie. You don’t need one with me, we aren’t in the same egg group. You’re safe.” I bit my bottom lip, stifling what I wanted to say. There was clearly something going on here. Maggie was on the floor on her back, her legs outstretched while one finger beckoned him to her. He knelt down on the floor and pressed his cock against her entrance, sliding in and moaning in bliss.

Sarah and I were left to watch, though that didn’t last long. I looked over to her and she looked at me, her eyes locked on my erection that was covered still with a condom, even if it glistened with a thick coat of Maggie’s love nectar. “…You wanna?” She asked me, spreading her legs and exposing her freshly-fucked kitty to me. “You don’t have to wear a condom. I’m safe, I think.”

“…Your dad would kill me if I did.” I sighed. Not that he would ever find out, but if he did ever find out that I rawed his daughter and came inside her, even if there was no risk, I’d be burnt alive. I joined Sarah on Lucas’s bed and laid next to her, erect cock on full display. “Whatever, that’s not important. How do you want me?”

“Can… can I be on top?” She asked like she was asking something impossible, but I shrugged. I nodded to her and put my head in the pillows, letting the Litten get up and begin straddling my hips. “W-Woah… you’re bigger than Lucas…”

“It’s just age, hon. Don’t get so hung up on size, okay?” She nodded and, after a few moments alongside some inhales and exhales to rally herself, she slid herself upon me. As her moans filled the air, I grabbed one of her hands and held it tight, the other grabbing the bottle of lube. “Easy, easy, okay? Don’t force yourself, it’s not a competition.”

Sarah made it about halfway down my length before stopping, rapid inhales and exhales leaving her. “You okay?” I squirted some of the water-based lube onto my cock to help her further take me.

“…Yeah. Thanks.” Sarah then rose her hips and lowered them, taking more and more of me. It was a slow and gradual process aided by the extra wetness, and I never once thrusted within her to make sure that she didn’t take more than she could. We built up a gentle and consistent rhythm together that was amplified by her leaning forward for a kiss. I held Sarah close to me and began to scratch her back, watching one of her ears rapidly twitch from delight.

…Evan, I swear, don’t kill me for this. Dude, it’s not my fault that your daughter is hot.

She had eventually taken me down to my base, and it was then that I began to thrust along her movements. While we kissed, she moaned out and the sounds of her delight were completely lost in our lip lock.

“That’s right, Lucas! Mmm, keep going. Keep pumping inside of me!” Lucas and Maggie were going at it, the Vulpix gripping her hips from behind and thrusting into her. If nothing else, the kid had stamina. If I had to hazard a guess, he had a bright future ahead of him in the bedroom. “A-Ah, are you close? You’re okay, baby! Cum inside me, cum inside me!”

While I focused on Sarah, Lucas had did just that. Another of his loads had been fired off, this time into Maggie’s womb directly. As Lucas came and Maggie moaned in bliss, I only focused on the Litten in my lap. Her ears twitched more as I thrust inside of her, pumping with the energy that I had.

“Mmm…” Sarah gasped out. “Adam, please… Please!” I looked at her and our kiss broke.

“What?” I asked. “Use your words, sweetie. I can’t know what you want if you don’t tell me.”

“Suck… suck on my nipples!” I nodded and rose myself up to my elbows. I took one of Sarah’s nipples in my mouth while we continued to embrace- it being warm and with the same faint taste of cinnamon and liquorice as her juices had. As I nursed from her, I heard a thump as Lucas fell to the floor, his eyes barely able to stay awake and fluttering in a state between open and closed.

“Mmm…” Maggie sighed in pure contentment. “Want me to take the other?” Before Sarah could respond, Maggie took Sarah’s other nipple and sucked with the same ferocity and intensity as I was giving her. Sarah’s body began to shake and quiver with delight- the intense pleasure of having her nipples sucked while a cock thrust into her was probably too much for her to bear.

Ultimately, my suspicions were correct. Within a minute or two of the dual-suck and fuck, Sarah came again in a tumultuous display- one that had her head pressed against my shoulder while I was caressing her back. I held her close and let whatever she was feeling come to be, the pleasure she felt erupting in a single motion.

“There, there…” I whispered. “That’s my girl. You’re okay…” Sarah’s grip on me loosened and Maggie and I watched the Litten go limp- exhausted no doubt from the pleasure she was overwhelmed by. After a few moments, I felt her front lay against me and her head rest upon my shoulder. She clung to me and I massaged the small of her back, letting her hit whatever point she was at naturally. Maggie and I shared a look.

“The young ones just don’t have the endurance.” I mused to her. Maggie chuckled and I pulled out of Sarah. Despite still being hard, I didn’t have much interest in continuing. “Let them rest up here. Let’s go relax.”


With Lucas and Sarah out of commission and tucked into bed, Maggie and I were lounging in Katherine’s living room, fully clothed and with drinks in our hands. I sighed as she ran her fingers through my hair, teasing me even though that time had long since passed.

“Mags…” I spoke to her. “What was all of that about?”

“Hmm?” She asked. “What are you talking about, Adam?”

“You know what I mean. Tell me. What was all of that about?” She gave a sigh.

“…Okay. How much do you know about egg groups?” I blinked twice.

“All I know is that if two Pokemon share an egg group, they can reproduce, and there’s only one group that can reproduce with humans.” I remarked. “Is there more to it than that?” She smiled.

“Well… there’s only one group that can reproduce with humans, yes. But there’s also one that can only reproduce with either members of the same species… or with humans.” I stared at Maggie and she blinked twice. “Did Lila and Leilani not tell you?” I blinked twice as Maggie sighed. “The three of us are in the latter.”

“So, what? The only way for you to reproduce would be with another Meloetta or with a human male?” She nodded. “And because I haven’t seen a male Meloetta here, the only way you could get pregnant would be with a human?” Another nod as I slowly pieced everything together. “…Alright, I get it now.”

“Normally, it isn’t so bad, since I don’t really fuck humans. But now… ever since we started having sex, I think it’s triggered something within me and I knew things were going to be dangerous today.” She placed a kiss on the tip of my nose and nuzzled up close. “I’m sorry, Adam. But I told you there was a good reason!”

Yes, indeed there was. I don’t think I could have argued with that even if I wanted to. The fact that I had a reasonable chance to get Maggie pregnant was a real consequence that I did not want to deal with.

“Wait, so that means Lila and Leilani are in that same egg group?” I got a nod. “Which means that Lila and I…?”

“…Be very careful with them moving forward, Adam.” After a kiss was placed on my lips, we heard the sounds of the door opening, revealing both Katherine and Evan on the other side. The pair of them looked to be rather… winded from something that was just supposed to be a coffee date.

“Mags?” Katherine asked the moment they were through the door. “What are you doing here? Where are the kids?”

“Lucas and Sarah got a little tuckered out, so they’re upstairs sleeping.” Maggie spoke. “Just so you know, they might not be decent if you go and check on them.” Katherine and Evan shared a look before the Alolan Ninetales blushed and the Houndoom gave a sheepish look to us both.

“…Did you catch them?” Evan asked and Maggie gestured to me. Evan then turned to look at me and sighed. “…I’m sorry, bro. That’s not your fault, but you got dragged into it.”

“It’s alright. It was in their systems and we just did our best to help them get it out.” I then looked at the two of them. “Just like you did, right?” The blush on Katherine’s face grew more intense and Evan nodded in shame.

Heh. Coffee date, my ass.

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