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In gardenview Eggson screamed “DON’T PUT APPLES IN MY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTY!!!!!!!!!!”
Sprout heard all the noise from his room and decided to check what was making the screech, to make sure everything was alright. Blot saw Sprout so he asked him "?enohp siht tae dluoc I kniht uoy oD" in response Sprout said “B-blot.. What did you say..?” Sprout seemed very confused. Blot proceeded to SWALLOW THE PHONE WHOLE..
Sprout looked at Blot, very concerned, but didn’t exactly mind it. Astro wanted to see what all the noise was. “H-Hello my alpha S-Sprout-chan~!” and then Sprout and Astro proceeded to have a hot makeout session with eachother.
Blot then said “😟”
Shelly entered the room (pretend there is one, ok? <3) and was so confused by it all she fricking explodes. Goob seeing all this takes his chance to eat all of the piles of what he thought was sugar, but turns out, it was drugs so uhm yeah hes high now.
Cosmo decides to check on everyone. Despite the chaos of it all, he gets all the toons to calm down. Galactic (who totally is NOT my fursona i wanted to add here bc i said so) runs into this nonexistent room and then looks at everyone in the room, all somehow calmly lined up. “Help, I accidentally read smut what do I do???” Galactic shouted. Goob responded with “Jendhshxhsbjbhxbsh xhsbGhbyftgdn n xnd xndxbnXndXn xnnNDn dn jiXns.xbsbxjdnxjndjbhcbjd.CjJCh ch cxC ch b xn chCCx cb cb.H xcnCd n ncdbh cbcnocN.”
Galactic gave Goob a weird look, no clue how he pronounced letter spam before he was dragged away for breaking the fourth wall. Razzle and Dazzle from Hazbin Hotel are also there, but are just watching all of this happen.
and then walked in the majestic Spooky Dookie (what is a spooky dookie?? -galactic). Then Shelly pulled out an AK-47 and shot spooky dookie. “Shelly.. Didn’t you explode?” Astro asked, confused how Shelly just revived herself. “I paid the 2,763 robux to revive myself.” Shelly responded, before shooting literally everything else in Gardenview other than the floor the toons were standing on and the toons themselves.