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[Shitsode idk.]
Z was sitting in the couch, he was alone since Moe and ReGect had been out most of the day... He didn't care, he could clean his guns and read all he wanted in peace. He was currently reading some stupid Novel (yes, he remembers how ReGect calls them), it was the middle of the winter and he could feel himself getting slightly cold. So he thought about getting wood for the chimney ReGect build in like 2 seconds just to prove him wrong.
He let out a long sigh and got up, leaving the book open in the table. He picked up his axe from the chest and got out, the cold air hit him on the face... He shook slightly and sighed, finally walking to find some trees.
As he was chopping some wood, he heard ReGect from a distance talking with Moe. They were late, like really late... Z wasn't in the mood to deal with him... Or Moe. Or anyone, so he kept chopping until he felt it was enough... He got the wood and the axe, walking back into the house... Finding Regect in the couch with Moe, they both had food... Regect had carrots and Moe had other stuff. 3 plates... One of him..?
"... Oh you were out." Regect said taking another bite, not even taking a glance. "I thought you were on the balcony being emo or smth like that."
"Dude." Ze said sitting down beside him.
"Tell me it's not true." He said smirking, Moe honked and kept eating.
"... Psh." Z took the bowl of food and sniffed it, It smelled good. Warm..
"... Did you just make this.?" He said actually curious.
"... Moe kinda helped me do it." Moe honked enthusiastically.
Z took a sip. he was quiet for some seconds and.. He could taste mushrooms and carrots obviously and something else that felt more familiar...
"What's in this..?"
He asked frowning, it reminded him of..
"Carrots. Mushrooms, onion." Regect said taking another bite of a raw carrot.
"Why are there always carrots on your dishes."
He said, a bit annoyed. Sure the food was delicious, it the bringing of unpleasant memories wasn't a fun activity to do when he was already mad as hell.
"Carrots are orange and DELICIOUS." Regect said proudly.
"Oranges are Orange and delicious." He backfired, ReGect stayed quiet and teleported away. Obviously pissed at that stupid thing.
"Petty bitch."
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That night, Moe fell asleep on the couch... ReGect was nowhere to be seen. So he did whatever he wanted, he climbed to the rooftop. It was super easy honestly, just jump and pray that he doesn't slip.
Ze Layed there, looking at the stars above when he heard steps, obviously he wasn't a quiet person.
"ReGect." He said sitting up, rubbing his eyes in annoyance.
"HOW DID YOU EVEN HEAR ME?!" ReGect said groaning, he was pissed at him.
"Your not known for being quiet." Ze said looking at him with anger, ReGect stood close to him and Ze finally stood up.
"Why did you say that about carrots.."
"They're disgusting."
ReGect grunted and walked closer. Ze didn't waver, he wasn't scared.
"Take it back."
"No." Regect started walking closer to him, annoyed. Until he reached his face.
"Carrots are tasty." Regect said pushing Z, who frowned and pushed him back.
"Dude you're being petty.!" He yelled annoyed as they started pushing each other, Obviously ReGect was being petty but they shouldn't push each other on the ceiling.
"Shut up!!" ReGect pushed him harder and Z lost his balance, grunting as he hit the floor with a thud. ReGect stared at his friend, not scared, just angry on the edge of the roof.
".... You're not scared?"
"No?! I just think you're being stupid."
ReGect felt troubled, anyone else would be terrified of falling off. But Z didn't care...
"... Why." ReGect finally backed away, Z stood up and brushed his clothes.
"Because I don't care. You think I care if I fall and die? I.." Z realized saying it out loud was horrible, but it was his nature so..
"... That's suicidal."
"Shut up." Z said looking aside, rubbing his arms with slight hesitation. Regect noticed but didn't mention it, just getting slightly closer.
"You know... Uh. Moe said that I shouldn't be so... Rude." Z looked at him. Didn't realize notice how close they were, that was unexpected. Regect never backed down.
"... You're doing an horrible job." Z said, they both stood close to each other. Could feel their breaths... Finally, when Z noticed they were really close, he pushed ReGect in slight shock and froze.
"Hey- personal space-!" He said annoyed, getting down as quick as possible, ReGect looked at Ze leaving and sighed, that dude was stubborn.
"... Whatever." Regect came down too, he tried to ignore how close they were... But he felt Ze warm breath on his face and... What the hell was he thinking?! Eww!!