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Private Chat Between OLLIE and Kimiiii
Kimiiii
????
OLLIE
What
Kimiiii
You're dating Gabi? wtf???
OLLIE
Wtf? Who told you that lol
Kimiiii
Paul
Is it true??
OLLIE
typing...
Private Chat Between Ollie💗💗 and 💗Gabs💗
Ollie💗💗
Love?
I know we said we were keeping it lowk
but
kimi knows abt us
💗Gabs💗
wtf
who told him
Ollie💗💗
Paul
💗Gabs💗
ugh i shouldve known that paul would use any opportunity to prove hes better than kimi
fuck me
okay
did you tell him
Ollie💗💗
No
💗Gabs💗
Good
okay
this is salvageable
say yes and tell him all of our other friends already know
Ollie💗💗
isnt that a bit...
mean??
💗Gabs💗
Ollie I will love you until the day I die
And I respect you and your relationships outside of me
But Kimi can't keep his fucking mouth shut
I don't like him! To be perfectly honest
I just dont trust him
He's clingy to you, and we KNOW he has a crush on you
And I trust you forever. But I do NOT trust him.
And I would appreciate it if you told him that
And set the clear boundary that I don't like him.
Ollie💗💗
This is really unfair for me to do
And we definitely need a serious chat abt this
but i love you
so sure
You'll owe me a date tomorrow for this 🙄💗
💗Gabs💗
Love you ols💗💗
Private Chat Between OLLIE and Kimiiii
OLLIE
Yeah its true
Gabi wanted everyone else to know so don't worry abt telling them
I was going to tell you but he wanted it to be lowk...
Kimiiii
Lowkey??
You told PAUL!
OLLIE
I dont know what to tell you
Gabi decided & I didn't have any strong preferences
Sorry but it isn't your relationship
you dont get a say this once.
King's Lynn Leisure Farm.
This Groupchat's explicit filter is OFF.
Agnello
Guys
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Aita
Raisakotkas
yes always
Kakadu
Shut up, Paul.
No, Kimi, you are not.
Beagle
No, Kimi.
Ollie, however...
Mursu
You two text the exact same
its weird
Ugle
Its because George and Nico are related duh
Nico birthed george
Souris
@Mursu We've been knowing this
@Ugle shush fred
@Raisakotkas shut up paul
Beagle
Doriane, we've spoken about not tagging more than one person in one message unless it's urgent.
And @Kakadu you are NOT to give relationship advice.
Mursu
Damn right hes not brocedes traumatised us all too much
Kakadu
I'm not that bad...!
Agnello
STAI ZITTO @All
HELP ME
THE GUY I LIKE IS DATING THE OTHER GUY I ALSO LIKE
THIS IS A CRISIS
Beagle
Well, we can't exactly break them up, Kimi.
Raisakotkas
Take your mind off of them by hanging out with someoen else platnically.
What??
Mursu
You just gave kimi advice
good advice
with no glaring ulterior motive
its strange
Kakadu
Paul are you feeling alright?
Souris
Mama @Beagle pick me up im scared
Raisakotkas
Fuck all of you???
Agnello
who would i hang out with
Mercedes has all of us locked down 4 media today except me
nico is in monaco
and the other rookies are together mostly
also grz 4 helping
Raisakotkas
I can look? I'm ns anywa
NOT as in to hang out with you.
I would rather tear out my eyes and shove them up my ass than spend a second in your general vicinity willingly.
But vb i can ask arvid??
He's free
and lord knows he needs someone to talk to.
Beagle
@All Nobody worry, I'm on my way now with fever medication.
Kakadu
I will call Toto to check in on him.
Raisakotkas
Fuck off.
GPDA OFFICIAL CHAT
Lewis
Can someone please PLEASE send me meeting notes
got caught up
Kimi
Divine retribution
Lewis
For what??
Fernando
You know damn well for what
Daniel
Every day I am ever more glad I don't have to attend those fuckass meetings anymore
Max
But we don't get to hang out :(
Charles
You still have me??
Lance
WEAK.
Esteban
lance dearest stfu pls
Charles
your fault for having a hangover
Pierre
you were out partying on a weekday??
Before a race weekend??
irresponsible fucker
Yuki
BACK TO BED.
Pierre
Yes sir 🙄
Kimi
Lewis why do you need notes??
Lando
monye syas tht he forgot meeting was today and got all cought up kissin sebastien
Oscar
*money
*says
*that
*caught
*kissing
*Sebastian
Lando
Why do you bully me
George
Your writing is abysmal, Lando.
And @Lewis ALL GDPA meetings are MANDATORY in terms of attendance.
Why weren't you there?
Seb
remind me why we care
Isack
FIA fines us otherwise
Seb
we're millionaires so see previous comment
Ollie
cannot WAIT until i have the money to say that
Lewis
Sorry @George !! Got held up with Ferrari.
Charles
I would genuinely rather kill myself than suffer through another meeting with that team.
Max
You love it there??
Charles
Doesn't mean I don't fantasize of the day I will finally be able to put a gun in my mouth and pull the trigger
Carlos
I'll do it with you!!
Max
??
Daniel
lmao jealous bitch maxy
Max
every day with your presence is a burden.
Private Chat between Regina George and Alex.
Regina George
Where are you?
Alex
On my way!
FUCK MEDEAD I HATE THIS
*omw
Regina George
🙄💗
If you're late, Alex...
Alex
I'M LITERALLY WALKING IN
Private Chat between Osco :D and Lando
Lando
Osc
did uo jst see
waht i saw
Osco :D
I did too
was that alex??
Lando
oh no not that
i alrdy know alex and greorge r hooking up
old newsssss
but mre importnatly
What is MAX doing with Carlos???
Isnt he in love w/ charles or whtvr?
Osco :D
Oh
I can ask Mark to ask Jenson to ask Seb to ask charles
or to ask mark to ask danny to ask max?
Lando
you r the best teammate
anyways
come here
we have ICE CREAM TO EAT!!!
4 media!!'
isnt it great
Osco :D
Stick to your meal plan i dont want jon jumping me
Private Chat between Lew💗💗 and 💗Seb💗💗💗
Lew💗💗
We are out of vegan cheese
💗Seb💗💗💗
oh thank god
really?
amazing news
Lew💗💗
🤨
💗Seb💗💗💗
I mean
oh no!
the horror!!
Lew💗💗
you're lucky I love you
anways whats this I'm hearing about you talking to rosberg??
💗Seb💗💗💗
You can't control who I talk to Lewis, no matter your history with them
Lew💗💗
No it's not that
It's just
He really hurt US, love
I can deal with him hurting me
I just don't want you do go back
It was a really dark time
And I know you still love him...
💗Seb💗💗💗
Lewis it'll be okay
he's certainly apologised enough as is.
We can give him compassion.
And he still loves us
And he still loves you
And I know you still love him.
Lew💗💗
I'm not giving him my time
but please be careful
💗Seb💗💗💗
Of course
I knew you secretly loved me
Lew💗💗
We've been married for a decade.
Fym secretly??
Private Chat between +377-XX-XX-XX and DO NOT CALL DO NOT TEXT EVIL
DO NOT CALL DO NOT TEXT EVIL
If you hurt sebastian again I'll fucking kill you
Don't use his feelings against him
STOP CONTACTING MY HUSBAND
+377-XX-XX-XX
I can see you typing.
Cat got your tongue, Lewis?
DO NOT CALL DO NOT TEXT EVIL
fuck you fuckyou fuck you fuck you
dont hurt seb again or I'll actually kill you.
+377-XX-XX-XX
Don't contact me again.
DO NOT CALL DO NOT TEXT EVIL
Nico?
[THIS USER IS NOT RECEIVING MESSAGES]
Fuck you. I hope you die.
[THIS USER IS NOT RECEIVING MESSAGES]
Party at the Nursing Home
Lewis
IhateNicoRosbergIhateNicoRosbergIhateNicoRosbergIhateNicoRosbergIhateNicoRosberg
I HATE THAT FUCKING MAN.
WHY.
OMG.
Kimi
?
Jenson
Friendly reminder I'm his friend and still in this chat.
Seb
Love wtf
Lewis
FUCK HIM
Mark
oh this'll be good.
Fernando
quick who has popcorn
Valtteri
One normal night.
It's all I want.
One normal night.
Seb
ONE NORMAL NIGHT!!
ONE NORMAL NIGHT ONE NORMAL NIGHT ONE NORMAL NIGHT WEDNESDAY WANTS
Jenson
ONE NORMAL NIGHT ONE NORMAL HAYEFIU3
Mark
I've shut Jenson up but someone else may have to deal with Seb.
Fernando
Handling.
Checo
its been less than thirty seconds since I put my phone down.
oh nico
yeah ur on ur own lewis.
Kimi
Nico is that bad but he isnt that bad.
Kevin
more emotion than anyone else here has EVER been able to coax from Kimi.
Kimi
👍
Nico
why is my name being mentioned
oh u mean brittney
Seb
ofc we mean brittney
Lewis
WHY ARE WE NOT ALL AGREEING THAT MAN IS EVIL
Kevin
Anyways who's free for a catch-up on friday night?
*9👍*
Lewis
THIS IS A CRISIS???
Class of 09 yumeshippers
Retired Old Man Fucker
Guys I'm bored
Furry
Gabi love I've only been gone for 5 minutes
2nd Seat
ew relationship
Every Other Driver Get Out of My Way
Isack??
2nd Seat
Not you liam ily baby 💗💗
*1💗*
Calf
There are children such as myself and kimi in this chat
Sugar Ant
Yeah think of the children guys
Coca(ine/cola)
You say it like a middle aged white woman
Victim of Briatore
Franco shut up.
Coca(ine/cola)
YOU LOVE ME 💕💕💕💕
Victim of Briatore
I would genuinely rather kill myself than entertain that.
Honorary Yumeshipper
Has anyone seen arthur
the bitch is ignoring me
Retired Old Man Fucker
@Yumeshipper-in-law stop ignoring Logan b4 he makes it OUR problem to deal with
Lever
Gb3 is kicking my ass gang
Bread
ABBI 💕💕💕💕💗💗💗💗💗
STOP IGNORING MY MESSAGES
WOULD YOU
LIKE TO PLAY
MARIO KART
Lever
doriane i already said yes.
Bread
💗💗💗💗💗
Anti-yume
@Bread @Lever @Yumeshipper-In-Law @Retired Old Man Fucker @Furry @2nd Seat @Every Other Driver Get Out of My Way @Coca(ine/cola) @Victim Of Braitore
GET OFFA MAIN WITH THIS SHIT
Sugar Ant
stai zitto paul u just hate fun
Bread
Yeah shut up paul
Lever
shut up paul
Retired Old Man Fucker
Shut up Paul
Furry
Shut up Paul
2nd Seat
Shut Up Paul
Every Other Driver Get Out of My Way
Shut Up Paul
Coca(ine/cola)
Yeah paul
Victim of Briatore
yeah paul
Honorary Yumeshipper
ARTHUR YOU'RE ONLINE
Yumeshipper-in-law
yes logan what do you want logan
Honorary Yumeshipper
um? my bf?? my gorgeous bf???
Danish Pastry
No @Anti-Yume is right with this one
GET OFFA MAIN WITH THIS SHIT BRO WE DONT ALL NEED TO SEE THIS.
Sugar Ant
I agree with fred
Furry
Fred just agreed with Paul though?
Sugar Ant
...
Private Chat between Dori💕 and 💕💗Abi💕💗
Dori💕
men are so gross
💕💗Abi💕💗
gross and fucking stupid
I'm playing as peach btw
Dori💕
of course
anyways
Paul and Kimi...?
💕💗Abi💕💗
Yes
they are being weird
Dori💕
🏳️🌈?
💕💗Abi💕💗
No...
but lets keep an eye on it.
Private Chat between George and Max
George
Kimi's having a bad day.
Max
on my way