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Gopher Family Jewels

Summary:

T-Rat stumbles upon some easy cash

April Prompt 5: "That didn't happen."

Notes:

This is. nothing lol definitely my shortest by far
Also I'm not gonna bother changing the date anymore lol I wrote most of these in April. After this one though... I do what I want

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T-Rat proudly holds it up by one end of the shining chain for the others to get a good look. They all appear rather disinterested.

"Uh..." Scarlett so eloquently starts, "what's with the fancy necklace?"

He opens his mouth to explain what he feels should be obvious, but Roadblock beats him to it, with a super unnecessary detail.

"He stepped in a gopher hole and found it with his face," he chuckles, fully laughing when he sees T-Rat's expression of disdain.

"I did not trip, that didn't happen!"

Snake Eyes makes a few gestures that Scarlett translates as "That definitely happened."

"Oh yeah? And how would you know, huh?" he snaps.

Snake Eyes stares back in response.

Everyone tries not to laugh as he grumbles to himself something or other about ninjas. Well... they try not to laugh loud enough for him to notice at least.

"Whatever, the point is that I can pawn this off at our next town. And I'm not sharin' the profit with any of you!"

With that, he storms off to stow himself somewhere in the vehicle to sulk.

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