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Full Body Workout Every Other Day?

Summary:

gnabteusmaximus
That’s what someone with a small dick would say.

He can’t believe himself for saying this.

ultrapower
You keep talking about my dick, I’m gonna have to think you want to suck on it soon.

Oh.

Or; A debate on bodybuilding dot com takes a turn between user gnabteusmaximus (Chan) and user ultrapower (Changbin).

Notes:

Hai, I did not expect to find you guys again so soon (especially not with a fic like this) but I just had to write this.

IMPORTANT NOTE!! This is HEAVILY inspired (as in, I don’t take credit for the idea / the maths and even some jokes in the replies) by the drama from this thread on a bodybuilding blog (though I’ve shortened it, but I encourage you to look at the 5 pages if you want to lose faith in humanity). I adapted some of the comments to fit the members more (and take out dated insults…) all while putting in some yaoi so I hope you can enjoy it!

Quick thank you to my moots who helped me come up with the members’ usernames, it was killing me to come up with them but you had some amazing ideas so thank you <3

As usual thank you to my dear spouses for beta-reading this fic, it was on a short-notice but they still helped and cheered me on so I’m forever thankful <3

Enough chit-chat from me, hope you enjoy!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

Chan can’t help but yawn as he does his usual scrolling through the body building blog he’d been posting on recently.

It probably doesn’t help that his room is plunged in the dark, his computer screen being the only source of light. He knows that it’s bad for his eyes and gives him headaches often, but it’s just one of his bad habits at this point. He really can’t be bothered to turn the main light on ever since his remote for it broke. Plus his vision is still 10/10 despite the many nights he’s spent sitting in the dark in front of his computer.

Though his lighting wouldn’t be the cause behind his headache tonight. It’d be this blog and the stupid questions people ask on it.

Don’t get him wrong, it’s really nice sometimes, with people asking genuine questions that Chan has no problem replying to. Some people are starting out, having just bought their gym membership, and now aren’t sure where to go from there, so they ask about when they should add cardio to their routine, which exercises are better to target this or that body part. Usual beginner questions.

Chan likes to consider himself to be a patient and careful teacher, and he’s more than eager to help people. With working out being one of his specialties, he loves it even more. So, he’s found himself on this blog fairly often, and he’s even become quite an avid poster over the last few months (2,198 posts).

However, he can’t find anything interesting tonight. He can’t tell if it’s because he’s had a shitty day—lack of sleep, barely any work done, and he couldn’t be bothered to go to the gym today, even with his usual discipline—or because the threads are genuinely boring, but he doesn’t want to reply to anyone. There’s a bunch of people talking about diets and calorie intake. One of the threads is about how you should cook your eggs to get the most nutritional value out of it, which Chan doesn’t care about, just let him eat the egg. Doesn’t matter if it’s scrambled or boiled. He’s quick to get bored of the diet forum—he doesn’t follow a super strict one, so he’s not even much help with that. And maybe he should just turn his computer off and go to sleep, but instead he decides to click on the workout programs forum.

They’re definitely not as bad as the diet ones. He replies to a few of them, mostly sharing his own routine depending on what they asked, and telling the original poster to adapt it to their needs and wants. The next one he sees is about frequency, which is easy enough to reply to, so he opens it.

His first mistake of the night.

Thread: Full Body Workout Every Other Day?

J.One1409

Is it safe to do a full body workout every other day? I only have limited days I can get to the gym, and latley instead of doing upperbody or lowerbody I just do full body strenth workouts.

That’s a normal question, people tend to ask how many times they should go to the gym after all. It should be answered and done with quite easily, so how come there’s so many replies already? As Chan scrolls down, he can’t help but notice that the first few ones seem normal at least.

Replies

thethighguy

Most beginner - intermediate programs are full body work outs, 3x per week so I think it's safe to assume that you can do that.

J.One1409

If I go every other day I will be at the gym 4-5 times a week, is that over training?

I typically work out for 60-90 minutes, I push myself and raise the weight each week.

thethighguy

A full body workout 3 times per week is plenty. Each workout shouldn't take more than 45 minutes to an hour and a quarter.

BusanMussel

That makes no sense. There are only 7 days in a week. If you go every other day that is 3.5 times a week.

J.One1409

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.

How do you go 3.5 times? Do half a workout or something lol

Hm. How come this guy is getting sassy when people are actually answering his questions? Sure, this BusanMussel guy was a bit blunt, but he’s technically right. Chan soon finds himself typing, surely this guy will understand if the person he’s talking to is understanding and patient, right?

gnabteusmaximus

7x in 2 weeks = 3.5 times a week.

And yeah, 3x a week, full body workouts are good.

J.One1409

I never said anything about going exactly 7 times, like I said, if I go every other day, that is 4 DAYS A WEEK. How hard is that to comprehend?

Week 1 - Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday

Week 2 - Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday

8 DAYS IN 2 WEEKS

In your terms, 8x in 2 weeks = 4 times a week, genius.

All Muscle and No Brains? lol

Getting involved in this thread seems to be his second mistake of the night.

BusanMussel

You double counted Sunday - that is 2 weeks plus 1 day. Did you fail your maths classes?

PLUS, your old post said 4 or 5 times a week

Now you just neglect to mention the 5.

Chan mentally thanks that Mussel guy, he was just about to reply the same thing—though maybe more politely—but he wasn’t fast enough.

J.One1409

Maybe you should look at a calender, I didn’t double count Sunday, my two weeks started and ended on Sunday, exactly 14 days. What don’t you understand

EDIT - Here is a Calender, I made little dots for each day so you could comprehend.

Nevermind. This guy can’t be real.

Even with how dumb this whole debate is, Chan musters enough courage and strength to check the calendar—which is spelled with an ‘a’ by the way, not ‘e’—and counts the red dots that J.One added on it.

Yup, Chan and BusanMussel are right. It’s fifteen days.

And listen. Chan really prides himself on how patient he can be. He’ll gladly explain things ten times if needed, especially when it comes to gym stuff. But, now, the sleep deprivation and the irritability from his terrible day must be catching up to him, especially when this is just basic maths, and not even that gym-related.

All the understanding Chan wanted to show until now is thrown out the window, both because of the stupidity showing on his screen in the shape of red dots on a calendar, and the condescending tone of the J.One guy. He’s so self-assured when he’s simply wrong! And there’s proof of it, right in front of him!

Chan adjusts his posture, his desk chair creaking under him at the movement, and his fingers fly on his keyboard as he types back his reply.

gnabteusmaximus

Dude THAT IS 15 DAYS!!!!!

You can’t have a week to Sun-Sat, then Sun-Sun.

Look at the damn pic you posted, count the days, what do they equal?!?!?!?! FIFTEEN!

I was right, 3.5 x a week, and so was the first guy to post it, and you my bright friend are el wrongo.

J.One1409

It’s 14 days, try again. Maybe you should try counting on your fingers? A week is Sunday-Sunday. I think you just don’t know how to count, it’s alright, I won’t tell anyone.

Lol Sunday-Saturday is only 6 days, do you have 6 days weeks where you live?

Holy shit. This guy has to be ragebaiting, there’s no other way.

And if he is, Chan feels stupid enough to fall for it. Yet it isn’t enough for him to close the tab, turn his computer off and finally go to sleep.

gnabteusmaximus

Yes, you workout 4x the first week, then 3 the next. I’m right.

A WEEK IS NOOOOOTTTTT SUN-SUN!!!! IT’S SUN-SAT, S-E-V-E-N DAYS!!!!

Sun-Sat is only 6 days?!

Sunday ONE, Monday TWO, Tuesday THREE, Wednesday FOUR, Thursday FIVE, Friday SIX, Saturday SEVEN.

J.One1409

Ok I counted it on my fingers

8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22

musclelover300

Women want him, men want to be him. 22 fingers ftw!

Unfortunately, that does make Chan laugh through his misery.

seungmogainz

Wow strong intelligence in this thread

gnabteusmaximus

Dude. Read my post where I typed out 4 weeks again, I mean REALLY read it.

Tell me that it’s not 3.5 x a week, 7x in 2 weeks. 7 days per week, training every other day.

Fuck I cannot make it any clearer.

J.One1409

So I proved you wrong with the whole month calender so you jump back to your old post that I already disproved? Nice

I am leaving work now, I’ll pick back up on this thread later.

Maybe that’ll give you some time to realise how to count?

There’s no way this guy actually has a job.

gnabteusmaximus

On your way back from work, stop by a math class and learn dude LEARN

As I said, use the calendar and start typing every other day, x’s. Tell me that’s not 7 days in 2 weeks. TELL ME!

J.One1409

I just explained this to you, and I am done trying to explain something so fucking simple and obvious today. I will continue on this when I get home.

gnabteusmaximus

Reply to an original post from J.One1409 

Maybe you should look at a calender, I didn’t double count Sunday, my two weeks started and ended on Sunday, exactly 14 days. What don’t you understand

EDIT - Here is a Calender, I made little dots for each day so you could comprehend.

       ^Hey, your own calendar already proves me right. How many times do you train from the 8th to the 21st? Just look at how many red ones you put ?????

J.One1409

It's so obvious I'm DYING laughing!!! hahahahahahahahaha

1,2,3,4 first week

5.6.7 second week

WHALLA!!!! 7x in 2 weeks!

I da winna!

Chan doesn’t think he’s ever wanted to scream so much, this guy is so stupid and so, so cringe.

hyun.gym

Sorry to hijack, but J.one, dude, how are you arguing with a calender?

seungmogainz

oh my god.................are u kidding me? SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK TO THE QUESTION YOU STINKING IDIOTS

thethighguy

I mean I already told him. He wouldn’t be over training if he did that.

But if I have to be a pedantic ass, I think it's worth mentioning that while I agree with the spirit of what you're saying, working out 7x every 2 weeks doesn't equal working out 3.5x every week. Mathematically it's equivalent, but not pragmatically... there's no such thing as half a workout. It's 3 days one week, 4 days the other.

musclelover300

But when pragmatically looking at the equivalence, every other day would be more frequent than 3 times per week and less frequent than 4 times per week.

gnabteusmaximus

Semantics bud. He is right. You are right. J.One is a fucking dumbass. 

You train 4 days the first week, 3 the next, yes I went over that 2 pages ago....we got that. It equates to 3.5x a week, or 1.75x in 3.5 days, etc, etc. We're talking math and formulas here, not what the body can or cannot do.

Chan takes a deep breath before typing out the rest, frustrated from the answers of the others now that J.One is away.

How can some of you be so dense? I mean I know I'm college educated, and probably older and more experienced than you guys, but Christ! We're talking about like 2+2=4 shit here. Just stop arguing when you're all so wrong it pains us smart people.

ultrapower

Dumbass, get off your high horse. You’re nothing to me. I am college educated too and I make a lot of money for a 23 yr old. I will not try to convince idiots like you on an Internet message board. All I’m saying is that you can’t pragmatically use 3.5 in as a workout frequency.

Round to the closest integer, basic math. It’s like saying 3.5 men fuck you in the ass every week when in reality you can’t count a person as a half.

I am done with you.

Huh. Who does that guy think he is? It’s the first time he’s even spoken in the entire thread, and it’s to insult Chan? When J.One guy is right there?

Also what kind of comparison is that?

It’s definitely special enough to pique Chan’s curiosity though. Enough so that after a few clicks, he’s on ultrapower’s profile.

 

PROFILE: ultrapower

Join Date: September 2025

Location: Seoul, South Korea

Age: 23

Posts: 1,871

Signature: 3.4”

Ah. So he’s one of those guys who puts their dick sizes in their profiles. Which… Chan’s not sure he would make that information public if he was him but to each their own.

In the meantime, other guys respond to ultrapower.

seungmogainz

That's terrific you have a lot of money. Can you lend me ₩1,200,000? I'll pay you back ₩150,000 every other day for 2 weeks. Sounds cool?

BusanMussel

J.One would take you up on that, he'd get his money back on the 15th day, the end of his 2 weeks.

Yet no reply from him. 

gnabteusmaximus

You have your penis size in your signature (which i personally would keep hidden)

Okay, not Chan’s proudest moment. 

Most definitely his third mistake of the night.

He knows dick sizes don’t mean much, it's not the weight on the bar that matters, but the form in your lift… or whatever people say. His dear friend Minhyuk told him that once, he thinks. Hell, he’s had his fair share of hook-ups that rocked his world without being the mayor of Big Dick City.

So maybe he’s being unfair. But it does get him an answer.

ultrapower

Lol, now you’re trying to use my sig against me. This is the Internet and my sig is supposed to make people laugh.

Fuck off bitch, you lose.

So he’s only replying to Chan, basically targeting him.

Hm. It does make him feel kind of special, if he had to be honest. He shouldn’t, considering the guy keeps insulting him but also… it’s kind of flattering? Out of all the people in this thread (Chan isn’t sure how come so many people are active under this exact thread right now), he’s the only one to get his full attention. God, Chan needs to get laid ASAP. Or get help.

Yeah, Chan needs to get help.

Before he thinks better of it, he’s typing another reply.

gnabteusmaximus

That’s what someone with a small dick would say.

He can’t believe himself for saying this.

ultrapower

You keep talking about my dick, I’m gonna have to think you want to suck on it or something.

Oh.

That’s not the answer he expected.

Chan scoffs, ignoring the familiar, heavy heat stirring low in his gut. Nah, he can’t be turned on by this, can he? He’s just sex deprived. He hasn’t slept with anyone (hasn’t slept in general) or jerked off in a while. It’s not like he actually wants that. His stupid horny brain is just acting up.

He definitely doesn’t want that. Even if he spreads his thighs to get more comfortable as he feels his dick chubbing up in his sweatpants, even if he licks his lips at the thought of having a dick in his mouth—no matter how small it is. Definitely not.

gnabteusmaximus

Wouldn’t want to get near your micro penis don’t worry.

ultrapower

Shut the fuck up. You can’t prove that I am wrong so you resort to personal attacks.

Plus you sound all cockdumb just thinking and talking about my dick.

Chan gulps, his face heating up at the comment. How did he even know?

There’s replies from the others popping up, but Chan barely notices them, instead focusing on this stupid guy.

gnabteusmaximus

How have I been proven wrong? Tell me. I’m patiently awaiting how I was wrong. And I’m not thinking about your dick. At all. Don’t worry.

Real smooth Chan. Totally believable.

ultrapower

Fine. Come in DMs then.

A click. Chan opens his profile again, this time noticing the progress pictures on the right side of the screen.

Fourth mistake of the night. But who’s keeping score at this point?

It’s far from helping his boner situation. The guy objectively looks good, with a physique anyone going to the gym would dream to have. Subjectively he looks like he could ruin Chan, and he would thank him for it. God, why does the dude he's arguing with have to be one of the hottest men he’s ever seen. In one picture, a full-body shot, huge biceps bulge out of a compression shirt as he poses to show them off. The shirt fits tightly, highlighting his waist and slightly soft tummy—he must have been bulking up. In another picture, the focus is on his broad—and naked!—back and shoulders, which look way too bare in Chan’s opinion. The things he would do to scrape his nails along those lats.

Fuck, he’s getting distracted. And hornier, his cock now fully hard in his sweatpants. It takes him a few seconds to remember what he’s supposed to do. Ah, yes. DM the incredibly hot guy who just gave him the biggest boner ever.

Another click, and a new chat is created.

He starts typing a message. ‘Here I am’, that sounds terrible. He deletes it and types again. ‘You asked for me?’, what is he, an employee called into his manager’s office?

CHAT WITH ultrapower

 

gnabteusmaximus

Hey?

Yeah. That’s what he settled for.

ultrapower

You listen well. Took you some time though.

God, this man is dangerous.

gnabteusmaximus

Had to get ready to listen to the bullshit you’d tell me.

You and I both know I’m right.

ultrapower

Do we? You couldn’t even prove me wrong.

Kept talking about my dick instead. 

Caught your attention?

gnabteusmaximus

Are you sure you’re not the one who wants me to suck you off?

ultrapower

I didn’t say anything about you sucking me off now.

Fuck, Chan can’t believe he fell for that.

gnabteusmaximus

You didn’t say no.

ultrapower

I’m not a liar.

What.

Chan’s brain must be lagging, since it’s exactly what he sends.

gnabteusmaximus

What.

ultrapower

You have dick sucking lips and I have a dick. 

2+2=4.

Though maybe I shouldn’t say that, maths isn’t your forte.

Ah. Chan can’t even properly take in the compliment—if that can be considered one—he’s just back to being annoyed.

gnabteusmaximus

Dude, shut up.

ultrapower

Bet you wish I did.

You’d be too weak to make me though.

gnabteusmaximus

Wouldn’t you like to know.

ultrapower

From your pictures, I think you’d be easy to throw around.

All those muscles are just for show, aren’t they?

Is Chan actually into this? Being degraded? Even though he prides himself on the efforts he’s put into getting his muscles? When he knows how hard he’s worked for them?

The dick twitching in his pants replies instead of his brain. Yeah, he’s a freak and he’s into this.

gnabteusmaximus

No they’re not.

ultrapower

I’m sure I could hold you down so easily.

Chan has to bite back a whimper at the thought. The worst part is, he’s right. Chan would let him, and he’d enjoy it: the feeling of being held down by the man’s firm muscles—would it be his hands? His arms? His thighs?—the adrenaline rush he’d get from trying to fight back, to overpower the man who’s just so much stronger than him, feeling totally helpless when he just has to surrender.

ultrapower

You still with me?

Shit, Chan took too long to answer.

gnabteusmaximus

Fuck you.

What do you want.

ultrapower

You’re just so fun to tease.

Acting all tough but I bet you like it.

gnabteusmaximus

No I don’t.

Yes. Yes he does.

ultrapower

Very convincing.

You’re hard though, aren’t you?

gnabteusmaximus

You’re so fucking annoying.

ultrapower

I’ll take that as a yes.

Are you touching yourself?

And really, Chan should lie. Not indulge this random weirdo and give him whatever it is that he wants. Close the tab and move on with his life. He’s better than that. But the pictures from the guy’s profile flash through his mind. Fuck it.

gnabteusmaximus

Not yet

ultrapower

Jesus you’re actually into this

Waiting for my permission?

gnabteusmaximus

I don’t need your permission

ultrapower

maybe, but you have it

so, will you do it for me?

gnabteusmaximus

You’re a freak

ultrapower

What does that make you?

Come on, touch yourself for me

I know you want to

At this point, Chan is simply too turned on to care. What’s dignity and honour next to a very needed jerk off session after all? So he obeys, pressing a hand on his hard length over his sweatpants. The touch pulls a soft sigh out of him, finally feeling some relief. 

He usually takes his time when getting off, slowly undressing, running his hands over his body and teasing his nipples before even touching his dick—sometimes he’ll even edge himself if he has the time. But now, he simply tugs his sweatpants down his thighs—thankfully he’d taken off his shirt beforehand due to the warm summer weather. His dick slaps wetly against his stomach, flushed and already leaking a generous amount of pre-cum. He’s quick to wrap a hand around himself, a low groan leaving his lips.

He doesn’t move yet, awaiting ultrapower’s next move.

ultrapower

Did you come already or what

That would be pathetic

God he’s annoying. Chan hates that his cock twitches in his hand.

He types back, as fast as he can with one hand on the keyboard. It is pretty difficult to keep focus like this.

gnabteusmaximus

shut up

are you touching yourself too

ultrapower

Yeah

I’ve been hard ever since I saw your pics

You’re hot

Pretty too

Chan bites his lips at the messages, picturing it. Is he naked, all his strong muscles on display? Or is he as impatient as Chan now, barely undressed to get off faster? Is he leaning back in his chair, spreading his thick thighs with confidence? Chan could see himself in between those, they looked real nice in that picture.

Shit, he needs to reply. He can’t keep getting distracted like this.

gnabteusmaximus

nice way to stroke my ego

ultrapower

When I could be stroking your dick instead

gnabteusmaximus

dude that was terrible

More like Chan doesn’t want to admit it made him laugh. It's not his fault he’s always been into idiots, okay?

ultrapower

That was hilarious you’re just unfunny

Useless muscles + unfunny, pick a struggle

gnabteusmaximus

this is the unsexiest dirty talk i’ve ever heard

ultrapower

And you’re the brattiest guy I’ve ever met

No one put you in your place before?

gnabteusmaximus

no one’s been as annoying as you

ultrapower

You wish I could put you in your place

gnabteusmaximus

pray tell mr. brat tamer how would you do that?

ultrapower

First I’d start by shutting you up

Stuff your mouth full

I’m sure you look pretty with a cock in your mouth

You probably love it too

This conversation is giving Chan whiplash at this point. How can this guy go from being a piece of shit to this? Well, he’s still being a piece of shit. But a hot one.

What’s worst about this, is how the man reads him like a book, when he doesn’t know him, doesn’t even know his name. The fact pushes Chan to set a slow rhythm—he’s got his permission after all—his hand moving up and down his dick. He hisses at the slight sting, his callused palm a bit too rough, and the touch too dry to be fully pleasurable, yet he still enjoys it.

As much as the guy is right, Chan doesn’t feel like proving him so.

gnabteusmaximus

you sure you could stuff me full with that dick?

Okay, maybe, just maybe, he is a brat.

ultrapower

You can say it if you think you won’t be able to handle it

Don’t worry, I’d hold your head down and make you take it

Fuck.

Beads of pre-cum drool out his tip at the promise, which Chan smears down his length to slick his way, a small groan leaving his lips.

gnabteusmaximus

you’re really enjoying this aren’t you?

ultrapower

Of course I am

Thinking of your lips around my cock

Know you’d make it good for me

Even if you’re a brat

gnabteusmaximus

fuck

what else are you thinking about

ultrapower

Pinning you down

Really make those muscles useless

Hold you down and fuck you so good

Chan’s eyes roll back as he finishes reading the messages. From annoyance or arousal, he’s not sure.

gnabteusmaximus

confident

ultrapower

Maybe

I have good reasons to be

Are you still touching yourself?

gnabteusmaximus

mhm

too slow though

i need more

ultrapower

You can go faster

I would go fast if i was with you

Chan picks up the pace with a whine, suddenly craving for the other man to be there, to touch him, whisper into his ears all the dirty things he’s typing.

ultrapower

Feels good?

gnabteusmaximus

so good

would be better if you were here

actually doing something

ultrapower

Oh you want me so bad

gnabteusmaximus

sshut up

ultrapower

Aww so cockdumb you can’t type well anymore?

As much as Chan wants to argue, he might really be cockdumb, considering how he’s unable to stop pumping himself, thinking of having this stranger’s dick in his mouth.

ultrapower

Id give it to you

Make you cum so hard

gnabteusmaximus

id let you

would let you take me

ultrapower

Shit

Fuck im close

A part of Chan celebrates the small but sweet victory of finally getting the man to crack, affecting him just like he’s affected Chan so far.

The other part of him is too lost in arousal to really care about it. Telltale wet slapping noises fill the room, Chan leaking enough to make the glide smooth, almost messy. A strained moan leaves Chan’s lips as he begins thrusting into his fist, eyebrows furrowing when a familiar pressure builds in his gut. His body is taut as a string, stomach tensing as waves of pleasure wash over him.

It takes him a lot of strength to type his next messages. But he can’t cum yet. He hasn’t gotten permission.

gnabteusmaximus

me too

m gonna cum

ultrapower

Dont

Chan whines as he obeys, squeezing the base of his cock to hold back his orgasm. 

ultrapower

Did you cum?

gnabteusmaximus

no

listened to u

ultrapower

Shit

Youre really doing everything i say

Im sure youd let me do anything too

So pathetic

The bastard knows what he’s doing. Knows the effect his words have on Chan. Which is really not helping with Chan’s impending climax.

gnabteusmaximus

let me cum

need it sobad

 

ultrapower

Beg for it

The last bit of control Chan had until now frays, his hand picking the movement up again frantically, mouth open as his moans rise in volume. His chair squeaks under him from his desperate motions.

gnabteusmaximus

please

pleas m so close

ultrapower

Good boy

You can cum

That’s all it takes for Chan to finally reach his climax. A sharp, high cry breaks free as he spills into his hand, his thighs trembling from the onslaught of pleasure.

Spent, but satisfied, Chan melts down into his chair, letting his head fall against its backrest. His own breath feels loud in the quiet of his room, chest heaving from the intensity of his orgasm.

A few minutes pass before he sits back up, cleans himself up with a wet wipe, and begins typing.

gnabteusmaximus

Did you get to cum too?

ultrapower

I did

Chan wishes he was there to see it. He wonders how his voice sounds when he cums, does he have a deep voice? Is he loud? His dick gives a valiant twitch at the thought. Hm, he has to stop imagining it before he pops another boner.

ultrapower

Lasted longer than you though

And he’s back to being annoying, right after helping Chan through his best solo orgasm. Well, not that solo after all. Whatever. It’s semantics, it doesn’t matter.

There’s a small pause in the messages before the guy starts typing again.

ultrapower

We should work out together one day

Feel like you’d be a good motivator

gnabteusmaximus

What, like a cheerleader or

ultrapower

Don’t make me picture you in a skirt right now

I’ll get hard again

It really does something to Chan’s ego to be able to impact this guy so much, even though he still pisses him off.

gnabteusmaximus

Don’t threaten me with a good time

ultrapower

Nah I don’t have time for another

Work early tomorrow

gnabteusmaximus

The infamous job that makes you get a lot of money for a 23 y/o?

ultrapower

Aw you remember what I said, cute

gnabteusmaximus

Whatever

ultrapower

So? workout together?

As rivals

Competition fuels me

gnabteusmaximus

Sure

Don’t pop a boner when you spot me doing squats

ultrapower

Can’t promise anything

Anyways, gotta sleep now

See you around pretty boy ;)

gnabteusmaximus

Mhm

See you around big guy

With ultrapower’s—damn he still doesn’t know that guy’s name—status changing to ‘offline’, Chan clicks off their private conversation, which brings him back to the stupid thread.

thethighguy

Do you guys think they’re going to fuck it out?

hyun.gym

I mean, they have to be, that was basically foreplay.

BusanMussel

Ngl it really felt like I was intruding back there.

seungmogainz

From the lack of replies, I’d say so, yes.

J.One1409

Wow, what did I start? Hahaha

Anyways after 3 pages I only received 1 answer to my original post, nice.

My point was proven by smarter people, if you take a single week, not two weeks, just a single week, and workout every other day, you can workout 4 days a week.

The end, stop bitching.

 

Notes:

Thank you so much for reading, I hope you liked it. I appreciate every kudos and comment so don't hesitate to leave on! (as Chan said, it's not the weight on the bar that matters, but the form in your lift, your comment can be short and it'll still make my day).

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