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Review by Dennis 🫐
Luca 2021
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Such a cute film!!!! I even cried!!!! I support Luca's endeavors! I hope they'll make a sequel about it! :)
trin 🌟
Ur kinda like luca irl: awkward farm boy who moves away to chase his dreams……………..who is also gay af
Dennis 🫐
EXCUSE ME???
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Ratatouille 2007
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There are some messages and jokes that fly over your head when you watch this movie as a kid. Glad i got to rewatch it with my roommate! This movie is a true Pixar masterpiece!
trin 🌟
Yet another dennis-coded film
Dennis 🫐
??? OH BECAUSE YOU THINK I LOOK LIKE A RAT???
trin 🌟
Yk what nvrm
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Zootopia 2016
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ❤️
Y'know what i'm proud of Judy. Judy's parents can be so mean and i'm glad Nick is a good friend to her. (My roommate thinks they're an item.)
trin 🌟
Im surprised you didnt pick up on the fact that judy grew up in a farm and that she and nick have an age gap
Dennis 🫐
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY
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Substance 2024
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The shrimp eating scene was more disgusting than the body horror (and i'm a doctor!)
trin 🌟
My crazy theory is that langdon is dr robby's sue.. Thats why hes back just in time for robby's sabbatical
Dennis 🫐
That's just gross and weird, Trinity…
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Knives Out 2019
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What a twist!!!! I never would've seen any of that coming. This movie is very smart and well written.
trin 🌟
YOU FUCKING JERK YOU PAUSED EVERY FIVE MINUTES TO ASK ME QUESTIKNS ABOUT THE MYSTERY DO I LOOK LIKE BENIOT FUCKING BLANC TO OYU
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Hamilton 2020
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I'd have enjoyed the musical a bit more if only my roommate wasn't trying to act out every cast member. (She's surprisingly good at it.) (I wasn't aware she was a theater kid until today!)
trin 🌟
Huckleberry if you tell anyone
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A Quiet Place 2018
⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
I kept my mouth shut during the scenes with the alien as if i were really there…
trin 🌟
This was the quietest youve ever been while watching a film with you
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Bottoms 2023
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One of my roommate's favorite movies… and now one of mine!
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Conclave 2024
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Hard to focus on the brilliant religious messaging of the movie when your roommate keeps muttering "old man yaoi"…
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Call Me By Your Name 2017
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I think my brain chemistry changed.
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Challengers 2024
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
The score was amazing! The acting and the chemistry as well. The story itself was brilliant too! I might be a fan of Luca Guadagnino now.
trin 🌟
If theres gonna be a challengers sequel, i know someone he could cast 🐀
Dennis 🫐
Who???
Dennis 🫐
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU CANNOT BE SEIROUS
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Glass Onion 2022
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I am surprised by the twists once again!!!! I am so excited to see where Rian Johnson takes this franchise because he is just so good at this!!!!
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Wake Up Dead Man 2025
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I think a gunshot would've hurt less than that phone call scene with the lady and Fr. Jud :(
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A Dog's Purpose 2017
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Wow i miss my dogs… I will never take them for granted ever again.
Dennis 🫐
Trin, i know you're reading this. Please please please please please…
trin 🌟
WE DONT HAVE TIME OR MONEY FOR A DOG DENNIS 😭😭😭
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Frankenstein 2025
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If i knew Oscar Isaac was my god and creator, i'd follow him anywhere across the world too 😍
trin 🌟
🤦♀️
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Five Nights At Freddy's 2023
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Just to be clear, i know nothing about the games, but i feel like the subject matter (animatronics possessed by ghosts of children murdered by a serial killer) is not taken seriously at all. Jumpscares were cheap too…
trin 🌟
Oh so now you care about taking the subject matter seriously i saw you biting your finger everytime matthew lillard was on screen
Dennis 🫐
THAT WAS ONE TIME
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Jojo Rabbit 2019
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The scene i least expected to hit close to home was when Jojo hesitated to kill that rabbit. I had a similar experience when i was a kid and my older brothers wouldn't let me live it down for a whole month…
I hope the future in store for Jojo and Elsa is a more forgiving one :(
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The Little Prince 2015
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The sweetest little film about friendship and growing up!!!
trin 🌟
U have little prince vibes
Dennis 🫐
I'll take that as a compliment!
trin 🌟
I meant the older version of him when he was all clumsy and pathetic 🤣
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Hereditary 2018
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I might have to sleep with the lights on tonight. Sorry, roommate.
Dennis 🫐
Update: she doesn't want to sleep in the dark too. We're gonna have a sleepover in the living room! With some lights on 🥲.
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Her 2013
⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
"At least their voice-to-text AI is accurate." - my roommate
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Twilight 2008
❤️
My roommate and i spent the first half of the movie laughing our asses off at this horrible dialogue. Great movie though.
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Pride & Prejudice 2005
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Is it too late to develop a hand kink
trin 🌟
Im surprised you havent yet
Dennis 🫐
Okay and what is that supposed to mean
trin 🌟
Theres a yearner around your corner. Watch out.
Dennis 🫐
IM SCARED??????
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The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals 2018
⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
"I'll force my favorite musicals onto you until you convert into a full theater kid." - my roommate, right before putting on a musical about forcing other people to be in a musical.
trin 🌟
Three and a half???? It should be a five! Dennis, youre killin me!
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Wicked 2024
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My first exposure to the Wicked franchise and i am not disappointed!
trin 🌟
It was also very evidently your first exposure to jonathan bailey
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Pitch Perfect 2012
⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
I wasn't aware my roommate felt so strongly about Pitch Perfect…
trin 🌟
IT IS A MODERN MASTERPIECE
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Donnie Darko 2001
⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
My roommate started turning red the moment i pointed out that noah wyle here looks like a beardless version of our attending
Dennis 🫐
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT HUP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UO