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Vuzdishka....nqkude...sred typite grozni steni na stroitelniq...se bieha dve momcheta.
Aplex.
Martin.
Tezi dve oblivious laina...sa unaware of tehnite chustva...i kolko mnogo iskat da se pipnat.. No....edin den....
/In Aplex house./
"Yooooo you're trash bru" kaza Aplex.
"Iskam goth mommy da me smaje yada yada az sym mentalno raztroen" kazva N****la.
Aplex vuzdishva. Neshto go...tormozeshe.. Vse edno...mu lipsva chast ot surceto. Kogato migne..vijda edno spicifichno lice...deto go gleda vse edno shte kaje nqkakuv racial slur vseki moment...hold up.....MARTIN!?
Aplex si zabi shamar na sebe si. Toi. Da iska...Martin!? Ne e vuzmojno!
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1 chas po kusno...pishe love letters za edin specifichen kudravelko.
"Kakvo pravish sop." Pita N****la.
N****la togava be prostrelqn 67 puti v huq.
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Na sledvashtiq den Martin se subujda kakto obiknoveno. Eha...subota...unikal-
DINGGGGGGGGG
Abe mamka mu. Koi zvunka be.
Martin preskacha trupovete na MOITE femboycheta deto gi gepi ot mazeto mi i otiva do vunshnata vrata. Kato otvori vijda che e the mailman. Dava mu pismo.
Martin sqda da izuchava tezi iroglifi i dokato go razchete...vijda poslednoto izrechenie....
'Mati Pati....az sym in lesbians with you...ama shte runawayna za dramatichen efekt...come for me baby girl...(P.s. otkradnah sutiena ot tvoq taen stash s goth mommy prinadlejnosti).
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Switch up bruh
It was raining...thunder was roaring in the distance...Aplex was walking slowly, not paying attention to the puddles he walks through... suddenly...
"OPPA!!!!"
He heard a familiar voice calling out to him. He turns around with stars in his eyes to see....his one and only....
"Martin-chan...you...y-you came-?"
Aplex asked in disbelief fighting back tears cuz that's what happens in cliché shitni.
"Hmph! Of course i came! Can't let you goon by yourself with MY stash, BAKA!"
Martin crossed his arms with a smirk and a knowing smile.
And they gooned happily ever after.
The end.