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Namjoon was lonely as fuck.
Why was it so hard to find a date? Even freaking Min Yoongi scored a boyfriend. He doesn’t even talk!
He was even so desperate to get a date that he asked Jung Hoseok, their Slytherin team’s Chaser.
“Oh well...I like you, Captain, just...not like that.” The other said. He nodded dejectedly and apologized for making the other uncomfortable. “It’s fine...by the way. Would you know if Yoongi’s seeing anyone?”
Namjoon was close to joining Azkaban.
Taehyung, one of the new addition to their group of friends, told him that love isn’t found just randomly. He should wait until it came to him. Well fuck that, he’s been waiting sixteen years and no one has been that special for him to go all googly eyes like Jungkook or Jimin. Maybe he was just meant to be alone forever. Forever the fifth wheel.
Hoseok tried setting him up with one of his friends in retaliation for rejecting him. Namjoon relunctantly agreed, seeing as he had no other option. Once again he wanted to murder Jung Hoseok. For the date the he set him up with was no other than Kim Seokjin.
Kim Seokjin was his worst nightmare. The last thing he wanted to deal with during his weekend at Hogsmeade was an uptight Gryffindor who badly needed his mouth to be ripped off.
It was clear that Seokjin was equally as disgusted to see him. “Hoseok said I was meeting with a really nice guy. Not a big baboon.”
Namjoon rolled his eyes. “Better work on your trash talk, babe.”
“Don’t call me babe.” Seokjin hissed, crossing his arms.
Namjoon sighed, it was going to be a long day. “We’re here now anyway so might as well do something.”
The Gryffindor scoffed, “Like what? Burying each other in the snow?”
“Ha ha very funny. No but really. I cancelled a lot of shit just to be here so just...think of something fun.”
Seokjin’s eyebrows scrunched together. They rose up when he thought of something, Namjoon dismissed the thought of how it was adorable. “We could go get butterbeers?”
“Nah too generic.”
“Hm...oh! I saw a candy shop on my way here.”
Namjoon smirked, “Candy? Really? Are you a child?”
Seokjin stomped his foot in distraught, “Then you pick something fun to do!”
Namjoon tapped his finger on his chin, thinking of what they could do. He smiled wickedly at what he saw.
The next thing he knew, Seokjin was covered in snow. Namjoon was practically rolling on the ground laughing. Until he felt a snowball splatter against his face.
Oh it was on.
The two had an intense snowball fight and after a while both of them were smiling and giggling. Seokjin had gotten hold of a huge iceball and was about to attack Namjoon until he was brought to the soft snowy floor making him dump the iceball on his own head. He laughed until his stomach ached. Then he realized how close their faces were. Namjoon concluded how pretty the other actually looked with his pouty lips and rosy cheeks from the colf if he just kept his mouth shut. Next thing he knew he was leaning in, their noses brushing and…
Seokjin sneezed.
Namjoon groaned as Seokjin just giggled, “Oops.”
“Give me a warning next time.”
A pause. “Next time?”
Namjoon grinned, “Didn’t think you could get rid of me that easily did ya, princess?”