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knight 2: [smirking] so you two have been busy huh
maid 3: yes.. very.. i believe weve been too hard on the princess
maid 2: oh come on girl. she fucks your ass one time and immediately youre team princess. cmon.
maid 3: her dick was really big
knight 2: wait actually
maid 3: yes actually. she hit my prostate like. a lot of times. ive never had sex that good
maid 2: w.. well.. fuck, really? fuck. i shouldve switched out with you
maid 3: but im glad you didn't. anyways yeah, we had a threesome with the princess
knight 2: oh i can tell LOL. so what was she like. did she like get all handsy and try to feel you up. she gives rapey vibes
maid 3: surprisingly no. she was very clear about asking before doing anything. and she didn't do anything we said no to
maid 2: i mean. yeah that's true. she still sucks though
maid 3: idk girls i think maybe weve been too hard on her. she's just a girl after all. and she's younger than all of us
maid 2: i guess so. i dunno. she just gets to sit around all day. doesn't that piss you off
knight 2: i object to that, as a fellow sit around all dayer
maid 2: yeah but youre like, yknow, oath and all that. like you do something with your life
knight 2: i guess so
maid 3: anyways, what i'm saying is, maybe weve been looking at this all wrong maybe [maid] was right about her. maybe shes not such a bad person
maid 2: maybe. shes still weird. she needs to learn to shut the fuck up sometimes
maid 3: yes but, she's not beyond help
knight 2: i like this redemptive streak in you rosie, it gets me hot
maid 3: l.. lexy.. haha..
maid 2: okay very funny but seriously. i dont know. i still don't trust her. did you see what she did to cassie?
maid 3: be serious, lilia. cassie has always been like that
knight 2: cassie is a very strange girl, thats for sure. i feel bad for her. shes like, got problems.
maid 2: we all know she has problems, but its not our job to fix them. thats why we had to break up. remember
knight 2: yeah i guess so. i dont know. if the princess is able to provide her comfort, maybe shes capable of a kindness we havent seen ye- what the fuck cassie what are you doing here
knight: lexa. we've been assigned a quest.
knight 2: questing? seriously? no girl cmon
knight: serious. we've been assigned to kill a dragon.
knight 2: awwwww fuckkkkkkkk